Disclaimer: Yeah, we don't own anything of Evangelion. We just like to screw with these fictional people, and the fun we have with it…. So yeah please don't come after with your attorneys, they won't get much from me and my room mate.
Chapter 2: late Friday night/Saturday morning.
Waking up for some unknown reason, Shinji looked around the still trashed apartment living room. It took him and moment to place where he was with his new memories, so swing his legs over the side of the couch Shinji found that his fathers couch was vary uncomfortable to sleep on.
"Ouch… my back…." Shinji moaned to him self, then that's when he heard it. The rapid tapping sounds of a computer key board.
So getting up Shinji followed the sound, and the mind numbing glow of a computer screen. Walking to his fathers office, Shinji could here that someone was hard at work, no dought his father.
Peeking in to the room Shinji found he was right. His father was hard at work, but this fact didn't escape Gendo Ikari, he knew someone was peeking in while he was working.
"Did my typing wake you?" He asked in his normal cold tone.
"No." Shinji replied. "I just had to use the bathroom."
"Hum…." Gendo then tapped his glasses up. "I've been working on this auto pilot system for combat pilots, so when they pass out while doing high G maneuvers a computer will start up and complete their mission. I've been thinking about calling it a dummy plug system, what do you think?"
Shinji about jumped back. 'He's got to be kidding!' Shinji then shook his head. "Why not just call it an emergency auto pilot system?"
Gendo rubbed his chin and thought about it. "I like the sounds of that….. It runs in my mind that I had some pilots I could test this out on…… but I cant remember who they where……" Gendo thought some more. "Ah…. Oh well, it'd come to me later."
Shinji just slowly backed away from his father's office and went back to bed on his uncomfortable couch.
Saturday morning
Waking up again, but this time it was because of the sun light shining in through the blinds and right on to Shinji's face. Letting out a disappointed moan, Shinji faced it. It was morning and there was no point to sleep in now he was already up. Sitting up on the couch, Shinji rubbed the sleep out of his eyes and swung this legs over the edge.
"Ouch… my back….."
Walking to the bathroom for a shower and of course to use the bathroom.
Once done with the normal morning things, Shinji started to look for something to eat. And it was much the same as last night. So Shinji was forced to have the left over pizza that his father had delivered. Not Shinji's ideal breakfast, but there wasn't much to choose from. Then he remembered his mothers words.
'I have a sister…' he thought to him self. "But who is she? What is my sister like? And why would I be taking a box to her?" Shinji asked him self, and he searched his new memories. But everything was still jumbled and mixed together, nothing was making since; the only memories that was clear to him was of yesterday, how things was before everything rest and that was it…. "The box?" Shinji said to himself. "Maybe there will be something in there that can help me find her…."
Digging in his gym bag, Shinji found the box. It wasn't big or anything, maybe a little bigger then a shoe box. Placing it on the floor, Shinji looked around the room to make sure that there was no one there. He was the only one there, so he removing the top to the box Shinji found gift cards to various grocery stores and clothing stores, cash; Shinji had figured that it was some where around 100,000 yen with out counting it. and items that that a teenage girl would need. He steered clear of those items. Closing the box Shinji stood up from the floor and headed to the door with the box.
"I guess I should take this to my sister….."
Putting on his shoes, Shinji found a note and some money.
Shinji, get some lunch and meet me at my work at three.
Shinji let out a sigh. "Well looks like he's a little different."
On his way out, Shinji noticed the time it was nine thirty.
Stepping out the front of the apartment complex, Shinji had no idea where to go. He looked to his right then to his left. Then he turned to his left fallowing what ever felt right. And so Shinji walked, taking a left here and right there, back tracking, taking another right, then a left, and lots more back tracking fallowing anything that felt remotely right, then he finally came to it. Standing in front of a three story apartment complex. It wasn't great nor was it rundown, it was just there, it was ordinary. It was normal.
Looking at the list of residence that lived in the building Shinji saw the name Ikari 362.
"I guess I go there…." He said to himself as he opened the doors to the building. "This is just too strange to me…"
As he walked up the three flights of steps, Shinji passed others that lived there and got smiles and waves. Shinji smiled back. 'I have no idea who these people are.' Shinji thought to himself.
Then he arrived at apartment 362. Shinji gulped as he brought his hand up. He knocks on the door. then after a second or two of waiting he could hear some on moving around the in side of the apartment, then the door opened. Shinji was speechless; he just stood there looking at the girl that was in front of him.
"What?"
"A-Ayanami?" Shinji stuttered.
"Because I don't live at home I'm not your sister?" Rei said as she placed her hands on her hips.
"N-No….." Shinji replied. 'What the hell? Rei is my sister? I've got to sit down.' Then the memories started to clear up some more and he remembered why she lives on her own. 'The yelling...'
"So?" Rei said prompting Shinji to say something.
"M-Mother wants me… that is the… um the box, Mother wanted me to bring this care package to you." Shinji finally was able to say.
Shinji handed the package to Rei.
"Come in sit down…." Rei said as she stepped a side to let Shinji pass.
"Yeah that might be a good idea…."
Walking in to apartment, Shinji saw that the apartment his 'sister' lived at was nicer then the one he remembered her living at. But the state of the apartment was the same as always… Messy. But instead of bloody bandages lying about, there were empty containers of instant noodles, and the failed attempts at cooking along with the trash can over flowing.
"Don't tell me that you're going to get on my case about this place too?" Rei said, noticing him looking around the place.
"Too?" Shinji asked. 'She sounds…so…different. Sure she sounds the same wither quite voice but it's different some how.''
"Yes, mother stopped by the other day and said something about it." Rei replied with a less then happy tone.
The tone triggered something in Shinji's hazy memories. 'They don't get along… But why…' Shinji tried searching his memories but still it wasn't clear why Rei lived alone.
"What are you doing, I was just getting ready to head out." Rei said.
"Head out? Where to?" Shinji asked.
"Cram school so I can get in to a good high school." Rei replied with a displeased tone. "Something you should be looking in to."
"Well I was going to find something for lunch and go over to father's office." Shinji replied.
Rei smiled the smile that Shinji would always remember. It was the same as the first time she smiled at him after they fought Raiel. "Well you are my twin brother, I should spend time with you and do some catching up. Mind if I join you?"
A/N: Yo Erkman3 here! Okay as some of you may be able to tell this is going to be a way different AU Evangelion story. and me and my room mate do warn you guys that things can and will get strange. That's just the way we are. to give everyone an idea how strange. While inebriated… heavily (And we'll leave it at that. I have family that read some of these stories I post.) we matched the characters of Evangelion with a drug some are legal and some are illegal. But they for some reason match up with the character perfectly. Well here is the lest and these may some time in the future come up in the story but will not play a huge part in the story.
Shinji mushrooms……obviously. I mean…..COME ON.
Rei smoking.No drug more pure then nicotine. It calms the soul.
Asuka Blow. She is way to high strung for something else.
Toji Acid. Not detectable in a piss test. Perfect for a jock.
Kensuke speed. (Face it he moves around just WAY to much. And he uses Wow just too much.)
Ritsuko over the counters. She pops, and she's a doctor. She has connections.
Gendo multi drug user (What ever sounds good for the day, and he's rich…..why not.)
Misato Drinking (She's already covered)
NERV computer crew"expensive" Pot (Yes all three of them meet in the janitors closet during their lunch break to smoke up, and they just seem way to close. There's something there they aren't sharing with the rest of us. It must be some gooooooood stuff.)
Fuyutsuki Brandy. He just seems so high class.
An Evangelion meth I mean really. Couldn't you see it?
Kaji watermelon soaked in ever clear. He seems like the party type……and it rocks.
Class rep "cheep" Pot (Remember she's cooking way too much for her and her sisters. Yeah right….)
Now please remember that this as just made up for fun and we will never have that children do anything hard core. Maybe the pot the most and they will be short bits, vary short bits like in that 70's show.
Stoner story number one.
Shinji, Toji and Kensuke all sitting in a room. It's a comfortable room with a couch and a T.V. simple, just for relaxing and delving into the activities they have just finished. No you pervert, not that…….marijuana. A bowl or two and they are relaxed, sitting, and content.
Shinji sits forward. "You guys want to hear something really fucked up……..?"
(Silence and a giggle)
Shinji relates his story…all of it. I mean the whole thing, how it's supposed to be.
"So……I'm God"
Toji looks back at Shinji, his eyes wide. "So i'm dead?"
Kensuke starts to shake his head back and forth violently. "NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!"
(Silence and a giggle)
Shinji is sitting forward with his head in his hands. "It makes so much more sense now"
Two minutes of silence pass. Is it awkward……..no. All three of them break out laughing.