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CHAPTER 6 - THE ULTIMATE MISSION!

Then word gets out that Dale Jr is in the hospital, also that he wants to see Bobby. Bobby gets out of his house and climbs into a Dodge Dakota Truck with 3 members of backup. He drives to the hospital, the 4 men walk inside. Bobby asks the nurse something.

BOBBY: Where is the room of Dale Earnhardt Jr.?

NURSE: No Dale Jr. here.

BOBBY: Ok, how bout' Ralph Dale Earnhardt Jr.?

NURSE: Ah Room 311.

BOBBY: By the way, his name is Dale Earnhardt Jr.

NURSE: Alrighty.

Bobby and the members walk into the elevator. There are 4 members of Evolution Stution in there.

ES MEMBER #1: HEY, THAT'S BOBBY LABONTE!

ES MEMBER #2: KILL HIM!

BOBBY: Oh shit! Guys fire!

There is a gun war, all of Bobby's members are dead. There is 1 ES member left. Bobby shoots him in the chest with his Pistol about 4 times. The elevator arrives to the floor and Bobby walks into Room 311. Dale is awake.

DALE: Hey Bobby.

BOBBY: Hey Yo.

DALE: I just wanted to make sure you were ok from the accident.

BOBBY: I'm fine, I wasn't even involved. Although, I had 3 members with me, but we were mobbed in the elevator. I was the only survivor overall.

DALE: Ok, I know your alright. I'll call Kerry and tell him your next mission. You can go home now.

BOBBY: Alright.

Bobby walks out of the hospital and drives his truck back to his house. Which a reminder is across the street from Dale Jr.'s club. Bobby spends the rest of the day and the night at his house.

Bobby walks over to Dale Jr.'s club. Kerry is there.

KERRY: Bobby, hey ya! I have a mission from Dale. He will give you a huge paycheck for this one!
BOBBY: Alright, shoot.

KERRY: Go to Washington D.C. and kill President George Bush. This will be very hard. Sneak into the White House with a few members of Dale's, and then kill your way to Bush. I have 8 plane tickets for you guys. You, 6 of my members, and somebody of YOUR choice will go first to Francis International Airport on Shoreside Vale. Then you will fly to Dallas International Airport. Then from there you fly to Washington D.C. International Airport. Understood?

BOBBY: Sure thing, Kerry.

KERRY (YELLING): Ok 6 men, come out here.

6 Men come out and walk with Bobby to a Honda Oddsey. They all get in. Bobby is driving. The passenger seat is reserved for whoever Bobby picks. 2 Members are in the middle row. 3 are in the back row. And 1 is in the van's trunk, which he can breathe, see, and talk to other members. He drives to Terry's Autoyard. Terry comes out and gets in the van. They start driving to Shoreside Vale. Terry starts talking.

TERRY: Hey Bobby.

BOBBY: Hey Terry.

TERRY: Ok, here's the deal, I have a car bomb and limo with my friend Eddie Guerrero at Washington DC Airport. Here's the deal, Bobby you will drive the limo with Eddie, a member, and me in it. While one of these members will take over driving the Oddsey. And the other 4 will just sit back. Now, we drive the limo into the White House's gates. Eddie will give you a costume to look like a limo driver. Here's what we do. When Bush comes to the car, rig it with the bomb, when Bush and his bodyguards, and people to do with his campaign get in, Eddie, the member and I would already have the trunk slightly open with us in. And when we hear you shut the car door and run away, we'll follow. Then someone will have to take over and the limo will explode! Alright.

About 20 minutes later, they arrive at Shoreside Vale.

TERRY: Ok, where the hell do we go from here? Where is the airport?

MEMBER #1: Let's ask that guy for directions.

BOBBY: Alrighty.

Bobby drives over to a Mexican man who is walking across the street.

BOBBY: Where is the airport?
MEXICAN (In a real crappy Mexican accent): That way. (Pointing to the east.)

BOBBY: Ok.

Bobby takes the directions and makes it to the airport.

BOBBY: Ok, according to my ticket. The flight leaves at 2:30 PM. What time is it now?

TERRY: 2:10 PM.

BOBBY: Oh shit! Let's go.

They get out of the car and run to the baggage check-in, they wait for about 3 minutes and then go through the security check. Bobby has a machine gun hidden in his baggage but is not identified. They go onto the airplane, about 20 minutes later while the plane is headed to Dallas. A guy has a mind reader, funky invention. He reads Member #3's mind. The guy speaks out.

GUY: That guy is planning to kill George Bush! (Pointing to Member #3)

MEMBER #3: I'm gonna kill you for revealing that! (Takes out his shotgun and kills the guy)

MEMBER #4: HEH!

EVERYONE: AHHH!
SOME IRAQI DUDE WHO SEEMS TO BE THE PILOT: I am a hijacker!

EVERYONE: AHHHH!

Bobby shoots the pilot.

BOBBY: Ok, I'll make you people a deal, do not tell anybody I killed him and I'll take over this plane.

EVERYONE: Deal.

Bobby drives the plane to Dallas.

TERRY: Ok, so let's go.

MEMBER #2: Hey wait, how did you know how to fly, Bobby?

BOBBY: Well, when I was a NASCAR driver, some pasttime of mine, well, anyhow, one of my fellow drivers, Mark Martin, his sponsor is Viagra, crapface, anyhow, he taught me how to fly planes.

MEMBER #2: Ok.

TERRY: Well, we are headed to Gate 5B as our flight is headed to Washington D.C. International Airport.

BOBBY: Terry, isn't Eddie Guerrero a Mexican Immigrant?
TERRY: Yeah, so?

BOBBY: Heh, and people are concerned about Iraq invaded to destroy Homeland Security.

TERRY: Why are you being mean about Eddie? Besides, his parents were immigrants, he was born in El Paso.

BOBBY: So that's between 250-600 miles southwest of Corpus Christi?
TERRY: Yep.

BOBBY: Ok.

TERRY: Here's the gate, let's get our baggage checked.

The baggage is checked, the weapons are deeply hidden, so they are not revealed. They get on the plane. The flight is a while. The flight finally arrives at Washington D.C., they find Eddie.

EDDIE: New plan guys, we get a hotel tonight, then kill Bush tommorrow. Apparently, Dale Jr. is a Democrat.

TERRY: So, the same plan, except we get a hotel?
EDDIE: Yep.

BOBBY: Ok, how do we wipe out Bush?
EDDIE: Remember our 6 crew members, me, you, and Terry.

BOBBY: Ok.

(The next morning)

EDDIE: Good morning, vatos, ready to roll?

TERRY: Why so early?
EDDIE: Because, duh. We need to pick them off their feet.

TERRY: Ok

(1 Hour Later)

They drive the limo into the parking lot of George W. Bush's White House. Eddie puts the bomb in the limo. He notes for the members to go away and hide behind the shrubs while Bobby & Terry hide in the back. Finally, Bush comes out and gets in the passenger seat of the Limo.

BUSH: So I guess your my limo driver. Huh?

EDDIE: NO VATO! (He runs out and turns off the limo. Bobby & Terry jump out of the back, The Secret Ser vice is firing uncontrollably, they all make it out.)

BUSH: Alright Jamie (Secret Service Man)! Drive the limo!

Bush gets in the back and Jamie starts up the car. BOOM! Explosion!

TERRY: Yes, it worked!

So, they flew back to Liberty City. And the drove to Dale Jr.'s club.

DALE: So...

BOBBY: Bush is dead!

DALE: YES! Here take $1 million dollars.
BOBBY: Holy shit!

DALE: But that's also for your last mission. Which is too easy and only has $1,000 dollars involved. $999,000 is from the Bush mission. So, here's the deal, drive Terry back to the Autoyard and then drive Eddie to Eddie's Ammunation in the other side of town. If I need any help, I'll call ya ok?
BOBBY: Yep.

Bobby drives Terry back to the Autoyard, and Bobby has just dropped Eddie off at Eddie's Ammu-Nation. Eddie is saying last words to Bobby.

EDDIE: Ok, Bobby. Come to my store tommorrow at 9:30 AM sharp, ok vato?

BOBBY: Sure thing, Eddie!

EDDIE: Cya, holmes!

BOBBY: Cya.

Bobby drives back to his now bigger house due to the massive $1 million dollar paycheck. Bobby is watching the news before hitting the sack. Kent Brockman is reporting from the White House in Washington D.C.

KENT: I'm Kent Brockman from the White House in Washington D.C. where three people set off a bomb in a Limo that President George Bush got into.

BOBBY: Nine you bastard!

KENT: George Bush is dead! John Kerry will face Ralph Nader in this year's Presidential Election, but Kerry will probably win.

BOBBY: Duh.

Bobby's cellphone rings. He answers it.

BOBBY: Yo, it's Bobby.

Eddie Guerrero is talking.

EDDIE: Yo vato, I just opened up a Noodle Shack in Chinatown. You wanna come see me?
BOBBY: It's late. Tommorrow I'll come down after I see if there's anything left from Dale.

EDDIE: Ok, holmes, cya.

BOBBY: Cya, Eddie.