Pairings- 1.Inuyasha X Kagome
2.Miroku X Sango
3.Sesshomaru X Rin (family for now)
4.Shippo X Hani (made up character…if name is in one of the shows then isn't same character)
Inuyasha X Kikyo
"When do you think Kagome will be coming back? Inuyasha? INUYASHA ARE YOU LISTENING!" screamed Shippo.
"Ya, Ya, why should I care?" asked Inuyasha, "if she doesn't come back I'll go get her."
"That's good because Kagome looked really mad the last time she saw you. What did you do to her anyway Inuyasha!…To get her so mad you must have…." Miroku said while trailing off. (Who knows/ wants to know what he's thinking about how the conversation just went.)
"I didn't do anything! It's always her fault. If she didn't have to be so testy, and impatient, and stuck-up-" Inuyasha paused.
Miroku was sitting in front of him listening to him when all of the sudden his eyes widened, he was gesturing his hand like he was trying to-…
"SIT BOY! SIT, SIT………" screamed Kagome repeatedly. (continuing)
"He deserved that," said Shippo, trying to hide a laugh while he talking.
"He got what was coming to him. I never get caught. Sango never suspects anything when I watch her undres-"
'CRACK'
'SMACK'
"Sure you don't Miroku, sure," sniggered Shippo.
"Sango, I understand you having to smack me, but why did you have to hit me! That stupid demon bone, the day it breaks will be the day hell freezes over, and I can finally have some non-painful fun… By the way you know doing that is just encouraging me." Chuckled Miroku.
"WHAT YOU THINK I'M GOING TO DO IT AGAIN!" Shouted Sango, "I'M NEVER GOING TO CHANGE IN A ROOM WITH WINDOWS AGAIN!"
"OH, but Sango that's the best time! You're so unaware and innocent and so unprotected…" said Miroku while doing his own little mental flashback. (Which I won't go into detail of…)
'SMACK'
"…. sit, sit, sit, okay that's good," said Kagome.
Ten minutes later
Inuyasha, who had been nearly pulled-into-the-ground till death, climbed out of the…really deep hole. (Probably about twenty feet deep at least.)
"KAGOME!" growled Inuyasha, "YOU BETTER HOPE YOU CAN RIDE THAT BIKE FASTER THAN I CAN RUN!"
"Inuyasha, INUYASHA!" said Shippo.
"WHAT!" screamed Inuyasha pausing.
"Maybe you haven't noticed, since you've been down in that hole, but Kagome went home before you even climbed out of it."
"You should really be more observative, I always notice when Sango is gone, see she's righ-…NOOOOOOOOOOO. Where has Sango gone! She could be changing and I'm missing it!" panicked Miroku while running off in search of Sango.
"Master Inuyasha! Where are you?" yelled Myoga, "Master Inuyasha! Finally, Kaede has fallen ill. We need you and Kagome to come and protect the village…where…where…IS Kagome!"
"She went home," said Sango from the shadows.
"Have you been there the whole time?" asked Shippo.
"…Yes," replied Sango.
"SANGO! My heavenly goddess has changed without my knowing!" Miroku said observing her change from her 'demon killing uniform' to her average everyday wear. (Is there a name for that?)
'SMACK'
"Jeez, I leave for a half-hour and you're all yelling!" came Kagome's, cheery, voice.
"Kagome! But I thought you went…well…home." Said Inuyasha.
"No, I just had Shippo tell you that, and obviously he was convincing! Here Shippo! It's the slice of okinomiyaki I promised you." Kagome said. (Still cheerful.) (Japanese pizza)
"Why would you request that he tells us that though Lady Kagome?" Asked Miroku.
"So I could change clothes without you following,…lecherous Monk." Replied Kagome.
"Now I'll never see beautiful women flesh! This is all your fault Sango, I think you owe me-"
"YAAA! YOU CALL YOURSELF A MONK!" screamed Sango. (I'll let you guess what you think happened.)
End Chapter
A/N: My stories are filled with irony so if something doesn't make sense there is more than likely a reason, but if you'd like to briefly mention it to see if I made a mistake that's fine too. Thank U plz R&R telling me what you think and…maybe some things you'd like to see happen. I don't really have anything planned out for this story yet so opinions are more than welcome.
Now just to have fun….
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