Well hey there again. I spy another chapter off the port bow.
It is a whimsical and exciting romp through the realms of fantasy
and mystique. Really. Anyways, I do not own Outlaw Star, or the
Yankee Stadium. I'm kind of glad I don't own the Yankee
Stadium. Oh, were you wanting me to say something funny here? Hmm....
JABBA THE HUTT WITH A MICKEY MOUSE HAT!
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Tee hee, heh, *snort* Man, that's funny.
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Life was a party deep in the gravity prison on Hekaton Keirez. Jim had been lying on the floor not moving for 11 days now, but everyone else was having a great time. They were all dressed in unattractive pale green prison garb, and were passing time in the highest ssecurity prison cell in the compound. These peace-disturbers need to be put in their place, I tell ya!
"Well, this sure does suck." said Suzuka, reclining in a corner of their cell.
"What a lame and stupid adventure this turned out to be." moaned Aisha, "We head out looking for fun, and instead we get 20 years in prison for disturbing the peace." Frustrated, she began hitting her head on the wall. That hurt a lot though, so she began hitting Gene's head on the wall.
"There has to be some way out of here." said Melfina calmly.
"There isn't." replied Gene after Aisha stopped being frustrated, "We've examined every possible means of escape. There is simply no way."
"Couldn't Jim hack into the prison's door lcoking system?" wondered Melfina, "All these bars are electrical. If he managed to shut off the power we could escape!"
"Oh yeah!" shouted Aisha, jumping up and down with joy. This really wasn't very smart because the gravity gave her a sprained ankle when she landed. "So can you, Jim?"
Jim just sort of lay there staring at the ceiling, not moving.
"Hey," said Gene to the rest of the crew, "Shouldn't one of us check his pulse? He's probably dead or something."
Cautiously, Suzuka walked over and lowered her head to Jim's chest, listening for a heartbeat. "Yes, I can definitely hear some kind of bloodflow going on." she replied.
"Are you sure that isn't the blood gushing out of your ear due to the high pressure?" wondered Melfina.
Suzuka screamed covered her ear with her pillow, since Gene was really against her using his. "We totally have to get out of here!" she shouted.
"Hang on!" yelled Gene, "I have a plan!" Everyone in the entire compound was so impressed that Gene thought of something that they stopped what they were doing and applauded him. Gene told his plan to the rest of the Party Ship crew and they all agreed it was very good. They immediately set about putting the plan into action.
2 hours later...
"Wow! That was the best game of Parcheesi ever!" laughed Gene. "That was pretty smart of you to sneak it in here, Suzuka!"
"Wait, shouldn't we start doing this plan you were talking about 2 hours ago?" asked Melfina.
"Plan?" wondered Gene, "What plan?"
"You know," said Aisha, "Your big escape plan?"
"Oh, that. Sure, if you guys are in such a big hurry..." he replied sadly.
1 hour later...
Aisha pressed the intercom button in their cell. "Hello? Is this room service?"
A man's voice answered. "Sure is. What would you like? Our special lunch today is grilled cheese sandwiches with key lime pie."
"Yes, we'll have 4 of the special lunches with some broiled shrimp on the si-"
Suzuka punched her. "You're forgetting the plan!" she whispered.
"Um, alright. Actually, cancel those orders." said Aisha, rubbing her cheek, "Our friend Jim is dead and we need you to come get him."
"Buried or cremated?" asked the guy.
"It was his dream to be ground up into hot dogs and sold for a ridiculous price at the Yankee Stadium." replied Aisha.
The guy paused. "Uh, okay. We'll send some guys down to pick him up in about 5 minutes." The transmission cut off.
"Alright!" shouted Gene, "Costumes on, everyone! We're gonna get outta here!"
5 miutes later...
Two guys showed up at the crew's cell.
"Hey, there's no dead people here!" said the first guy indignantly.
"No, but whoever's here needs to take out their trash." said the second. The two guys were looking at a completely empty room, except for a recycling bin with five giant toasters inside.
"Well, I guess we better empty this out in the conviently-located-next-to-the-ships trash compactor." sighed the first guy, picking up the bin.
"Our job sucks." muttered the second guy, "How much longer until we get promoted to cleaning up the cafteria?"
Meanwhile, the toasters were very scared. They really didn't want to be compacted. The leader toaster, Gene, was regretting his brilliant plan. The thoughts that were running through the heads of these five brave little toasters were truly remarkable. Except Jim. He wasn't really thinking about anything at all.
It was a long long walk to the ship docking bay. Especially since the two guys carrying them were new to the building and kept getting lost. When they finally arrived, the toasters could see the Party Ship through the slots cut in the top of their boxes. It was right there! They were almost saved! But it was too late....
"Alright, I'll admit that plan totally sucked." said Gene.
"Whoa! Dude! That toaster is talking!" yelled the first guy. He dropped his end of the bin, startled. The toaasters tumbled out all over the floor. The second guy was running to gather them all up and toss them into the trash compactor, but oh HO! Reinforcements!
Suddenly the door of the Party Ship smashed open and out poured millions of little tiny Gilliam robots. The robots swarmed over the first guy and skeletonized him in under 30 seconds. They were like pirahnas except better. The second guy screamed and jumped into the garbage compactor since it was a more painless death than death by Gilliam-bots. The crew burst out of their toaster disguises and ran into the ship, with the army of Gilliams following.
"Gilliam!" yelled Aisha happily, "You saved us!"
"Yes, it was all in a days-AGH! OH MY GOD!" yelled Gilliam, freaking out.
"What? What is it?" asked Melfina, looking around.
"That nasty shade of green! Ugh!" said Gilliam disgustedly, "Well, it actually doesn't look too bad on Suzuka, but HONESTLY Gene! Fall colors! FALL COLORS!"
"Just shut up and launch the ship, Gilliam." muttered Gene.
"But Gene, what about Jim?" asked Gilliam. Jim was sitting slumped in his seat, still not moving.
"He'll be fine. Now lets get going!" laughed Gene happily.
"Well, alright." said Gilliam. The ship rumbled and rumbled. Then it stopped rumbling.
"Uh...what?" wondered Aisha.
"I completely forgot!" yelled Gene, slapping his forehead. "We're still out of gas! Gilliam, blow up this planet. The explosion will rocket us to Heiphon to talk with Fred."
"That's the lamest idea ever Gene." said Gilliam.
"DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT!?!?! NOW BLOW UP THIS PLANET!!!"
"Um, okay. But seriously Gene, this is never gonna work." sighed Gilliam. He opened the door and sent his millions of Gilliam robots out onto the planet and self-destructed them. The planet exploded and sent the Party Ship spiraling into oblivion. It wasn't destroyed yet though. So at least that's good.
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So there it is. Please oh please oh please R&R. I'm really sleepy so I can't think of anything else to tell you. Good night.
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Tee hee, heh, *snort* Man, that's funny.
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Life was a party deep in the gravity prison on Hekaton Keirez. Jim had been lying on the floor not moving for 11 days now, but everyone else was having a great time. They were all dressed in unattractive pale green prison garb, and were passing time in the highest ssecurity prison cell in the compound. These peace-disturbers need to be put in their place, I tell ya!
"Well, this sure does suck." said Suzuka, reclining in a corner of their cell.
"What a lame and stupid adventure this turned out to be." moaned Aisha, "We head out looking for fun, and instead we get 20 years in prison for disturbing the peace." Frustrated, she began hitting her head on the wall. That hurt a lot though, so she began hitting Gene's head on the wall.
"There has to be some way out of here." said Melfina calmly.
"There isn't." replied Gene after Aisha stopped being frustrated, "We've examined every possible means of escape. There is simply no way."
"Couldn't Jim hack into the prison's door lcoking system?" wondered Melfina, "All these bars are electrical. If he managed to shut off the power we could escape!"
"Oh yeah!" shouted Aisha, jumping up and down with joy. This really wasn't very smart because the gravity gave her a sprained ankle when she landed. "So can you, Jim?"
Jim just sort of lay there staring at the ceiling, not moving.
"Hey," said Gene to the rest of the crew, "Shouldn't one of us check his pulse? He's probably dead or something."
Cautiously, Suzuka walked over and lowered her head to Jim's chest, listening for a heartbeat. "Yes, I can definitely hear some kind of bloodflow going on." she replied.
"Are you sure that isn't the blood gushing out of your ear due to the high pressure?" wondered Melfina.
Suzuka screamed covered her ear with her pillow, since Gene was really against her using his. "We totally have to get out of here!" she shouted.
"Hang on!" yelled Gene, "I have a plan!" Everyone in the entire compound was so impressed that Gene thought of something that they stopped what they were doing and applauded him. Gene told his plan to the rest of the Party Ship crew and they all agreed it was very good. They immediately set about putting the plan into action.
2 hours later...
"Wow! That was the best game of Parcheesi ever!" laughed Gene. "That was pretty smart of you to sneak it in here, Suzuka!"
"Wait, shouldn't we start doing this plan you were talking about 2 hours ago?" asked Melfina.
"Plan?" wondered Gene, "What plan?"
"You know," said Aisha, "Your big escape plan?"
"Oh, that. Sure, if you guys are in such a big hurry..." he replied sadly.
1 hour later...
Aisha pressed the intercom button in their cell. "Hello? Is this room service?"
A man's voice answered. "Sure is. What would you like? Our special lunch today is grilled cheese sandwiches with key lime pie."
"Yes, we'll have 4 of the special lunches with some broiled shrimp on the si-"
Suzuka punched her. "You're forgetting the plan!" she whispered.
"Um, alright. Actually, cancel those orders." said Aisha, rubbing her cheek, "Our friend Jim is dead and we need you to come get him."
"Buried or cremated?" asked the guy.
"It was his dream to be ground up into hot dogs and sold for a ridiculous price at the Yankee Stadium." replied Aisha.
The guy paused. "Uh, okay. We'll send some guys down to pick him up in about 5 minutes." The transmission cut off.
"Alright!" shouted Gene, "Costumes on, everyone! We're gonna get outta here!"
5 miutes later...
Two guys showed up at the crew's cell.
"Hey, there's no dead people here!" said the first guy indignantly.
"No, but whoever's here needs to take out their trash." said the second. The two guys were looking at a completely empty room, except for a recycling bin with five giant toasters inside.
"Well, I guess we better empty this out in the conviently-located-next-to-the-ships trash compactor." sighed the first guy, picking up the bin.
"Our job sucks." muttered the second guy, "How much longer until we get promoted to cleaning up the cafteria?"
Meanwhile, the toasters were very scared. They really didn't want to be compacted. The leader toaster, Gene, was regretting his brilliant plan. The thoughts that were running through the heads of these five brave little toasters were truly remarkable. Except Jim. He wasn't really thinking about anything at all.
It was a long long walk to the ship docking bay. Especially since the two guys carrying them were new to the building and kept getting lost. When they finally arrived, the toasters could see the Party Ship through the slots cut in the top of their boxes. It was right there! They were almost saved! But it was too late....
"Alright, I'll admit that plan totally sucked." said Gene.
"Whoa! Dude! That toaster is talking!" yelled the first guy. He dropped his end of the bin, startled. The toaasters tumbled out all over the floor. The second guy was running to gather them all up and toss them into the trash compactor, but oh HO! Reinforcements!
Suddenly the door of the Party Ship smashed open and out poured millions of little tiny Gilliam robots. The robots swarmed over the first guy and skeletonized him in under 30 seconds. They were like pirahnas except better. The second guy screamed and jumped into the garbage compactor since it was a more painless death than death by Gilliam-bots. The crew burst out of their toaster disguises and ran into the ship, with the army of Gilliams following.
"Gilliam!" yelled Aisha happily, "You saved us!"
"Yes, it was all in a days-AGH! OH MY GOD!" yelled Gilliam, freaking out.
"What? What is it?" asked Melfina, looking around.
"That nasty shade of green! Ugh!" said Gilliam disgustedly, "Well, it actually doesn't look too bad on Suzuka, but HONESTLY Gene! Fall colors! FALL COLORS!"
"Just shut up and launch the ship, Gilliam." muttered Gene.
"But Gene, what about Jim?" asked Gilliam. Jim was sitting slumped in his seat, still not moving.
"He'll be fine. Now lets get going!" laughed Gene happily.
"Well, alright." said Gilliam. The ship rumbled and rumbled. Then it stopped rumbling.
"Uh...what?" wondered Aisha.
"I completely forgot!" yelled Gene, slapping his forehead. "We're still out of gas! Gilliam, blow up this planet. The explosion will rocket us to Heiphon to talk with Fred."
"That's the lamest idea ever Gene." said Gilliam.
"DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT!?!?! NOW BLOW UP THIS PLANET!!!"
"Um, okay. But seriously Gene, this is never gonna work." sighed Gilliam. He opened the door and sent his millions of Gilliam robots out onto the planet and self-destructed them. The planet exploded and sent the Party Ship spiraling into oblivion. It wasn't destroyed yet though. So at least that's good.
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So there it is. Please oh please oh please R&R. I'm really sleepy so I can't think of anything else to tell you. Good night.