Howdy. This chapter is the big finale for my Crappiest
Valentines Day Ever storyarc. It's a real doozie. Anyways, I do not
own
Outlaw Star, PlayStation, or Bruce Vilanch. And yes, I do realize
that it isn't Valentine's Day anymore. I wrote this whole thing
on Valentine's Day weekend, so that's why. Happy reading, and I hope
your Valentine's Day was better than these guys's
were.
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"We've done it!" yelled Aisha, "We've found the treasure Fred wanted!" Her and Melfina were deep inside the volcano, looking over their newfound treasure happily.
"Yay!" cheered Melfina, "Just look at all the dragonite!"
"Haha!" laughed Aisha, "This is great! I'm gonna buy a car, some lobster, a PlayStation 97..." But just then, a strange feeling washed over the both of them. "...But what would be the point? Material posessions are worthless. Nothing but symbols of our degrading lifestyles and disastrous society. Plus, what good is money beyond the grave?"
"Hey, don't be so sad Aisha!" yelled Melfina, "Let's go to the mall! OMGROFL THERE'S A SALE AT JC PENNY'S THAT I HAVE TO SEE!!!1!!"
"The mall. Bah. Nothing but a pathetic breeding ground for the wastes of sperm and life that dare to call themselves living beings." said Aisha sadly.
"HEY! WHY SO GRUMPY MRS. GRUMPY-FACE!?" yelled Melfina, "OMG YOU'LL NEVER BELIVE WHAT I HEARD FROM FRED! HE TOLD ME THAT SUZUKA AND JIM ARE GOING OOOOUUUUUTTTTT! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!?"
"Love is only an illusion. Love is fleeting, much like our own brief lives." Aisha said, grating her teeth.
.....
Gene looked at his watch. "Wow, any time now Suzuka." he grumbled. "How long does it take to find a decent body-dumping place?" Suddenly, a strange feeling overtook him. "Wait, who cares about Suzuka? I'm gonna go bring the Outlaw Star to the Anten Seven right now." He walked over to the place where he parked the ship.
"Open the door Gilliam." he said.
"Do it yourself, you red-haired freak!" Gilliam responded angrily.
"Fine, whatever." Gene manually opened the door and stepped aboard the ship. What he saw next was almost undescribable. Blue and orange checkered wallpaper coated the inside of the ship. The tiled floor was covered with a thick, bright green shag carpet. The regular pilot seats were replaced with furry reclining chairs. Posters of Bruce Vilanch decorated the walls.
"AGH! AAAAAAAAGH! IT'S HIDEOUS!" yelled Gene, appalled by what he saw.
"Shut up. If you don't like my remodeling you can just f*ck off." said Gilliam.
"What the hell? What have you become, Gilliam!?" Gene said, terrified.
"Get a life, you loser. And take off your muddy shoes. Shag carpet's impossible to clean." Gilliam responded forcefully.
"Alright, whatever. Just take the Outlaw Star to the Anten Seven immediately. It's very important." Gene said, slightly annoyed.
"Forget that! Tell those Anten Whatevers that they can go screw themselves. I'm resting." Gilliam said.
"Uh, okay." said Gene, completely submissive to Gilliam's orders. Unlike he usually is. Damn, I'm confusing myself.
....
"Wow! I'm alive!" yelled Jim happily, jumping out of the trunk of the car. "I wonder how that happened..." He looked around, and noticed he was in a giant parking lot. Night was falling. He also noticed Suzuka's robe lying on the ground. This meant she was naked somewhere. He giggled to himself, then began walking around trying to find out where he was....
"Alright," said Suzuka, "You guys desperately need to take a cold shower or something." It was in the middle of the forest, and Suzuka was tied to a tree, still totally naked. Hitoriga and Jukei were sitting around a small campfire trying to figure their next move for the complete anniahlation of Gene Starwind. Or, Jukei was. Hitoriga was trying to think of a way to club Jukei over the head, and use Suzuka for his own purposes. The nasty pervert. However, Jukei was against it, since they needed Suzuka for a hostage.
"Seriously. You guys have that dumb Hamushi floozy on your team. You don't need me." Suzuka said, annoyed.
"Shut up," said Jukei, "Or I'll use the Opposite Gun on you again!" Suzuka closed her mouth in terror.
"Dude, you can't tell my valentine to shut up!" yelled Hitoriga.
"I AM NOT YOUR VALENTINE, YOU DELUSIONAL RETARD!" yelled Suzuka, "NOW LET ME GO!"
"Who's yelling?" came a voice through the bushes. It was Jim! OMG OMG!
"Holy god! You're alive, Jim!" laughed Suzuka, unbelieving.
"I was listening to your conversation. I think it might have been that Opposite Gun you were talking about. Since the opposite of dead is alive....Anyways, it's time for me to lay some smackdown on your would-be assailants!" said Jim, being extremely corny. Everyone just stared at him. Then Jukei turned into a tornado or whatever and killed him.
"Oh wow, way to go Jim." Suzuka said sarcastically. "That reminds me, didn't we kill all of you?" Hitoriga and Jukei stared at her.
"W-what do you mean?" asked Jukei nervously. "We...we're alive."
"I know, but I could have sworn that Aisha killed you back in the Galactic Leyline...And I know I killed you, Hitoriga." she said skeptically. Then I slapped her with a fish for pointing out plot holes. It is the ultimate punishment for the ultimate crime.
"Wow. That was a close one! Thank you, Jheman!" said Hitoriga. Then I gave him a thumbs up and went about my business.
......
"OH MY GAWD! JUST LOOKIT THAT GUY'S HAIRCUT!" yelled Melfina, "THAT IS LIKE, SOOOOO 1995!"
Melfina and Aisha were walking through town dragging their giant treasure chest. They briefly stopped at the mall for some new attire, since their old clothes didn't especially define them anymore. Aisha now sported the quite sexy goth look, and Melfina now had glittering jeans and an Abercrombie and Fitch babydoll shirt. Good god, Melfina has gone preppy. Someone has to stop these Anten madmen!
"Melfina, will you stop polluting our culture with your venomous tongue? The universe is filthy and unrefined enough as it is." said Aisha calmly, "Here, you can carry your burden around for a while. I want no part of your ridiculous earthly desires." She handed the treasure she was carrying to Melfina.
"Stop bein' such a saddy-face, Aisha!" Melfina said brightly, "It's Valentine's Day!"
"Valentine's Day. Just another excuse for us to feed the economic system with our foolish attatchments to others." Aisha spat. "See you later, I'm gonna go hang out at a coffee shop and look cool."
"But Aishaaaaa! Come back!" Melfina ran after her. But she was stopped by a hand, grabbing her arm. "Hey! Hands off the threads, you los-" she started, turning around. But surprise, it was Gene! With a blue flannel shirt, pink tinted glasses and bright green hair. "OMIGOD! What happened to you Gene?"
"It was Gilliam's idea. I'm telling you, Master Gilliam has the best ideas. Where's Aisha and the rest?" he said.
"Aisha just left for a coffee shop. I don't know where Jim and Suzuka are." Melfina said.
"Well, it's Valentine's Day. A night for romance! Let's get a hotel room." Gene said. Obviously, the horny pervert part of him hadn't changed a bit.
"Okay!" Melfina giggled.
.....
"Alright, I'm geting weirded out now." said Suzuka. She was still tied to a tree. Hitoriga and Jukei kept complaining about how bored they were, and she could only guess where their boredom might take them. She shuddered. However, currently they were very drunk since they found some booze in somebody's car and were entertaining themselves by firing their Opposite Gun at bugs and seeing what they did.
"Hey, do that ant!" laughed Jukei.
"Alright!" giggled Hitoriga. He fired it at the ant. The ant stopped what it was doing, then stood in front of a bunch of other ants and waved it's antennae a lot. Then all the other ants turned around and went back into the anthill. A few moments later, they reappeared carrying the corpse of their queen, and put it on a pile of pebbles they built and burned it. Then they started a cult and got some caterpillars for ritual sacrifices.
"That was awesome! Now try that grasshopper!" snickered Jukei.
Suzuka decided that that was the final straw. She dug her fingernails into the rope that tied her to the tree to see if she could break it. She could! Strand by strand, she was escaping.
"Whoooooo!" yelled Hitoriga, "I'm gonna be sick!" He then threw up all over the ant cult.
"Whoa, sick dude!" laughed Jukei, slapping Hitoriga on the back. He somehow did this while being contained in a strait-jacket.
Suzuka finally tore through the last strand of rope. She was free! She snuck behind the two drunken idiots and grabbed the Opposite Gun from them.
"Ha HA!" she laughed, switching it over to Planet Broadcast Mode. "Now I'll switch everyone bakc to normal and ruin your dumb plan!" She fired the gun. Jim immediately came back to life and started kicking Jukei in the face. Suzuka could only guess what was going on around the globe at that moment...
....
"Did we just..." Gene started.
"We didn't! There's no way!" said Melfina hastily.
"Absolutely. It must've been a dream." Gene said, nodding.
"But.....If it wasn't a dream..." said Melfina, her eyes glazing over, "Would it really be so bad?"
Gene looked at her. "Well...I guess not. It IS Valentine's Day after all."
"Yay!" said Melfina happily.
"Huh?" wondered Gene, "Why the hell is my hair green?"
.....
"Hm..." said Aisha, sipping her coffee.
"...So like I said," said a guy she was talking to, "This idiotic 'romance' living things share is purely fiction. We are put here to suffer, and love something we've created to dull the pain. It doesn't really exist."
"What the hell are you talking about?" said Aisha incredulously. "Love kicks ass! And that crap you've been spouting about how lame money is...where the hell does that come from, huh?"
"Uh..." said the guy, obviously confused.
"Well screw you! I'm gonna go find me a valentine!" Aisha laughed, heading out the door of the coffee shop. Then I began cutting off my limbs because I was so damn cheesy.
...
Gilliam blinked slightly. He looked around the room. "OH GOOD GOD! What the bloody hell is this!?! Blue and orange?! Shag carpet?!? BRUCE VILANCH?! It's hideous! HIDEOUS!" Gilliam immediately set about deploying his little Gilliam bots and making them completely un-renovate the ship.
LATER
"Alright," said Hazanko, "First off let me say that I in no way condoned these idiots' stupid plan. They will be....punished."
Hitoriga uttered a little girly scream and hid behind Lady Iraga. Jukei just looked rather sad. The two of them were back on board the Geomancer with the rest of the Anten Seven. Or presumably, soon to be the Anten Five. Hazanko was on the phone with the leader of the 108 Suns, who didn't take kindly to the entire Planet Tenrei pushed nearly to the brink of insanity due to a stupid plan made by two drunken idiots that wouldn't even have worked anyway.
"Haha," giggled Tobeigera, "You two were a 'grave' disappointment! Get it? Grave?" He he began bursting into laughter and Hitoriga began kicking him in the shins.
"You guys are jerks!" sniffled Hanmyo, "Now we can't have our big Valentine's Bash!" She started crying.
"Oh great, you idiots made Hanmyo cry!" said Hamushi, comforting Hanmyo.
"This is the crappiest Valentine's Day ever, and it's all your fault!" shouted Leilong. Hazanko hung up the phone.
"Well, you all have to be executed. Even you guys who had nothing to do with the plan." Hazanko said happily. Everyone shot Jukei and Hitoriga a dirty look.
"Hold it!" said Jukei, "My contract when I signed up with the Anten Seven has a specific 'No Executions' clause!"
"Yeah, mine too." said Hitoriga, relieved that Jukei had found a loophole.
"No you didn't. You guys are lying." said Hazanko, unsure. "...Are you?"
"Are you willing to sort through millions of file cabinets worth of contracts to find out?" asked Jukei coyly.
"Nah, I'm too lazy. I'll let it slide this time." said Hazanko warmly.
"Hooray!" shouted Leilong, pumping his fist in the air. "Maybe this isn't such a bad Valentine's Day after all!"
"Let's sing!" shouted Hitoriga.
Anten Seven Sing-A-Long: (To the tune of Oh, Christmas tree)
All: Oh Valentine, Oh Valentine, how tasty are thy chocolates! Iraga: They taste like piiiee, except bet-ter! Leilong: They perfect giiiift, from him to her! All: Oh Valentine, Oh Valentine, how tasty are thy chocolates! Hamushi: Eat the peanut butter ones, and throw out the rest! Tobeigera: I like the che-rry cordials best! All: Oh Valentine, Oh Valentine, how tasty are thy chocolates! Hitoriga: I'm allergic to it, but that's okay! Jukei: Chocolate brightens up my day! All: Oh Valentine, Oh Valentine, how tasty are thy chocolates! Hanmyo: And god bless us, everyone!
And then I read my song and committed suicide. The end.
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Wow, I'm a retard. And no, this isn't the end. I'm just getting started. R&R, and make the world happy at you. I'm going to sleep.
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"We've done it!" yelled Aisha, "We've found the treasure Fred wanted!" Her and Melfina were deep inside the volcano, looking over their newfound treasure happily.
"Yay!" cheered Melfina, "Just look at all the dragonite!"
"Haha!" laughed Aisha, "This is great! I'm gonna buy a car, some lobster, a PlayStation 97..." But just then, a strange feeling washed over the both of them. "...But what would be the point? Material posessions are worthless. Nothing but symbols of our degrading lifestyles and disastrous society. Plus, what good is money beyond the grave?"
"Hey, don't be so sad Aisha!" yelled Melfina, "Let's go to the mall! OMGROFL THERE'S A SALE AT JC PENNY'S THAT I HAVE TO SEE!!!1!!"
"The mall. Bah. Nothing but a pathetic breeding ground for the wastes of sperm and life that dare to call themselves living beings." said Aisha sadly.
"HEY! WHY SO GRUMPY MRS. GRUMPY-FACE!?" yelled Melfina, "OMG YOU'LL NEVER BELIVE WHAT I HEARD FROM FRED! HE TOLD ME THAT SUZUKA AND JIM ARE GOING OOOOUUUUUTTTTT! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!?"
"Love is only an illusion. Love is fleeting, much like our own brief lives." Aisha said, grating her teeth.
.....
Gene looked at his watch. "Wow, any time now Suzuka." he grumbled. "How long does it take to find a decent body-dumping place?" Suddenly, a strange feeling overtook him. "Wait, who cares about Suzuka? I'm gonna go bring the Outlaw Star to the Anten Seven right now." He walked over to the place where he parked the ship.
"Open the door Gilliam." he said.
"Do it yourself, you red-haired freak!" Gilliam responded angrily.
"Fine, whatever." Gene manually opened the door and stepped aboard the ship. What he saw next was almost undescribable. Blue and orange checkered wallpaper coated the inside of the ship. The tiled floor was covered with a thick, bright green shag carpet. The regular pilot seats were replaced with furry reclining chairs. Posters of Bruce Vilanch decorated the walls.
"AGH! AAAAAAAAGH! IT'S HIDEOUS!" yelled Gene, appalled by what he saw.
"Shut up. If you don't like my remodeling you can just f*ck off." said Gilliam.
"What the hell? What have you become, Gilliam!?" Gene said, terrified.
"Get a life, you loser. And take off your muddy shoes. Shag carpet's impossible to clean." Gilliam responded forcefully.
"Alright, whatever. Just take the Outlaw Star to the Anten Seven immediately. It's very important." Gene said, slightly annoyed.
"Forget that! Tell those Anten Whatevers that they can go screw themselves. I'm resting." Gilliam said.
"Uh, okay." said Gene, completely submissive to Gilliam's orders. Unlike he usually is. Damn, I'm confusing myself.
....
"Wow! I'm alive!" yelled Jim happily, jumping out of the trunk of the car. "I wonder how that happened..." He looked around, and noticed he was in a giant parking lot. Night was falling. He also noticed Suzuka's robe lying on the ground. This meant she was naked somewhere. He giggled to himself, then began walking around trying to find out where he was....
"Alright," said Suzuka, "You guys desperately need to take a cold shower or something." It was in the middle of the forest, and Suzuka was tied to a tree, still totally naked. Hitoriga and Jukei were sitting around a small campfire trying to figure their next move for the complete anniahlation of Gene Starwind. Or, Jukei was. Hitoriga was trying to think of a way to club Jukei over the head, and use Suzuka for his own purposes. The nasty pervert. However, Jukei was against it, since they needed Suzuka for a hostage.
"Seriously. You guys have that dumb Hamushi floozy on your team. You don't need me." Suzuka said, annoyed.
"Shut up," said Jukei, "Or I'll use the Opposite Gun on you again!" Suzuka closed her mouth in terror.
"Dude, you can't tell my valentine to shut up!" yelled Hitoriga.
"I AM NOT YOUR VALENTINE, YOU DELUSIONAL RETARD!" yelled Suzuka, "NOW LET ME GO!"
"Who's yelling?" came a voice through the bushes. It was Jim! OMG OMG!
"Holy god! You're alive, Jim!" laughed Suzuka, unbelieving.
"I was listening to your conversation. I think it might have been that Opposite Gun you were talking about. Since the opposite of dead is alive....Anyways, it's time for me to lay some smackdown on your would-be assailants!" said Jim, being extremely corny. Everyone just stared at him. Then Jukei turned into a tornado or whatever and killed him.
"Oh wow, way to go Jim." Suzuka said sarcastically. "That reminds me, didn't we kill all of you?" Hitoriga and Jukei stared at her.
"W-what do you mean?" asked Jukei nervously. "We...we're alive."
"I know, but I could have sworn that Aisha killed you back in the Galactic Leyline...And I know I killed you, Hitoriga." she said skeptically. Then I slapped her with a fish for pointing out plot holes. It is the ultimate punishment for the ultimate crime.
"Wow. That was a close one! Thank you, Jheman!" said Hitoriga. Then I gave him a thumbs up and went about my business.
......
"OH MY GAWD! JUST LOOKIT THAT GUY'S HAIRCUT!" yelled Melfina, "THAT IS LIKE, SOOOOO 1995!"
Melfina and Aisha were walking through town dragging their giant treasure chest. They briefly stopped at the mall for some new attire, since their old clothes didn't especially define them anymore. Aisha now sported the quite sexy goth look, and Melfina now had glittering jeans and an Abercrombie and Fitch babydoll shirt. Good god, Melfina has gone preppy. Someone has to stop these Anten madmen!
"Melfina, will you stop polluting our culture with your venomous tongue? The universe is filthy and unrefined enough as it is." said Aisha calmly, "Here, you can carry your burden around for a while. I want no part of your ridiculous earthly desires." She handed the treasure she was carrying to Melfina.
"Stop bein' such a saddy-face, Aisha!" Melfina said brightly, "It's Valentine's Day!"
"Valentine's Day. Just another excuse for us to feed the economic system with our foolish attatchments to others." Aisha spat. "See you later, I'm gonna go hang out at a coffee shop and look cool."
"But Aishaaaaa! Come back!" Melfina ran after her. But she was stopped by a hand, grabbing her arm. "Hey! Hands off the threads, you los-" she started, turning around. But surprise, it was Gene! With a blue flannel shirt, pink tinted glasses and bright green hair. "OMIGOD! What happened to you Gene?"
"It was Gilliam's idea. I'm telling you, Master Gilliam has the best ideas. Where's Aisha and the rest?" he said.
"Aisha just left for a coffee shop. I don't know where Jim and Suzuka are." Melfina said.
"Well, it's Valentine's Day. A night for romance! Let's get a hotel room." Gene said. Obviously, the horny pervert part of him hadn't changed a bit.
"Okay!" Melfina giggled.
.....
"Alright, I'm geting weirded out now." said Suzuka. She was still tied to a tree. Hitoriga and Jukei kept complaining about how bored they were, and she could only guess where their boredom might take them. She shuddered. However, currently they were very drunk since they found some booze in somebody's car and were entertaining themselves by firing their Opposite Gun at bugs and seeing what they did.
"Hey, do that ant!" laughed Jukei.
"Alright!" giggled Hitoriga. He fired it at the ant. The ant stopped what it was doing, then stood in front of a bunch of other ants and waved it's antennae a lot. Then all the other ants turned around and went back into the anthill. A few moments later, they reappeared carrying the corpse of their queen, and put it on a pile of pebbles they built and burned it. Then they started a cult and got some caterpillars for ritual sacrifices.
"That was awesome! Now try that grasshopper!" snickered Jukei.
Suzuka decided that that was the final straw. She dug her fingernails into the rope that tied her to the tree to see if she could break it. She could! Strand by strand, she was escaping.
"Whoooooo!" yelled Hitoriga, "I'm gonna be sick!" He then threw up all over the ant cult.
"Whoa, sick dude!" laughed Jukei, slapping Hitoriga on the back. He somehow did this while being contained in a strait-jacket.
Suzuka finally tore through the last strand of rope. She was free! She snuck behind the two drunken idiots and grabbed the Opposite Gun from them.
"Ha HA!" she laughed, switching it over to Planet Broadcast Mode. "Now I'll switch everyone bakc to normal and ruin your dumb plan!" She fired the gun. Jim immediately came back to life and started kicking Jukei in the face. Suzuka could only guess what was going on around the globe at that moment...
....
"Did we just..." Gene started.
"We didn't! There's no way!" said Melfina hastily.
"Absolutely. It must've been a dream." Gene said, nodding.
"But.....If it wasn't a dream..." said Melfina, her eyes glazing over, "Would it really be so bad?"
Gene looked at her. "Well...I guess not. It IS Valentine's Day after all."
"Yay!" said Melfina happily.
"Huh?" wondered Gene, "Why the hell is my hair green?"
.....
"Hm..." said Aisha, sipping her coffee.
"...So like I said," said a guy she was talking to, "This idiotic 'romance' living things share is purely fiction. We are put here to suffer, and love something we've created to dull the pain. It doesn't really exist."
"What the hell are you talking about?" said Aisha incredulously. "Love kicks ass! And that crap you've been spouting about how lame money is...where the hell does that come from, huh?"
"Uh..." said the guy, obviously confused.
"Well screw you! I'm gonna go find me a valentine!" Aisha laughed, heading out the door of the coffee shop. Then I began cutting off my limbs because I was so damn cheesy.
...
Gilliam blinked slightly. He looked around the room. "OH GOOD GOD! What the bloody hell is this!?! Blue and orange?! Shag carpet?!? BRUCE VILANCH?! It's hideous! HIDEOUS!" Gilliam immediately set about deploying his little Gilliam bots and making them completely un-renovate the ship.
LATER
"Alright," said Hazanko, "First off let me say that I in no way condoned these idiots' stupid plan. They will be....punished."
Hitoriga uttered a little girly scream and hid behind Lady Iraga. Jukei just looked rather sad. The two of them were back on board the Geomancer with the rest of the Anten Seven. Or presumably, soon to be the Anten Five. Hazanko was on the phone with the leader of the 108 Suns, who didn't take kindly to the entire Planet Tenrei pushed nearly to the brink of insanity due to a stupid plan made by two drunken idiots that wouldn't even have worked anyway.
"Haha," giggled Tobeigera, "You two were a 'grave' disappointment! Get it? Grave?" He he began bursting into laughter and Hitoriga began kicking him in the shins.
"You guys are jerks!" sniffled Hanmyo, "Now we can't have our big Valentine's Bash!" She started crying.
"Oh great, you idiots made Hanmyo cry!" said Hamushi, comforting Hanmyo.
"This is the crappiest Valentine's Day ever, and it's all your fault!" shouted Leilong. Hazanko hung up the phone.
"Well, you all have to be executed. Even you guys who had nothing to do with the plan." Hazanko said happily. Everyone shot Jukei and Hitoriga a dirty look.
"Hold it!" said Jukei, "My contract when I signed up with the Anten Seven has a specific 'No Executions' clause!"
"Yeah, mine too." said Hitoriga, relieved that Jukei had found a loophole.
"No you didn't. You guys are lying." said Hazanko, unsure. "...Are you?"
"Are you willing to sort through millions of file cabinets worth of contracts to find out?" asked Jukei coyly.
"Nah, I'm too lazy. I'll let it slide this time." said Hazanko warmly.
"Hooray!" shouted Leilong, pumping his fist in the air. "Maybe this isn't such a bad Valentine's Day after all!"
"Let's sing!" shouted Hitoriga.
Anten Seven Sing-A-Long: (To the tune of Oh, Christmas tree)
All: Oh Valentine, Oh Valentine, how tasty are thy chocolates! Iraga: They taste like piiiee, except bet-ter! Leilong: They perfect giiiift, from him to her! All: Oh Valentine, Oh Valentine, how tasty are thy chocolates! Hamushi: Eat the peanut butter ones, and throw out the rest! Tobeigera: I like the che-rry cordials best! All: Oh Valentine, Oh Valentine, how tasty are thy chocolates! Hitoriga: I'm allergic to it, but that's okay! Jukei: Chocolate brightens up my day! All: Oh Valentine, Oh Valentine, how tasty are thy chocolates! Hanmyo: And god bless us, everyone!
And then I read my song and committed suicide. The end.
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Wow, I'm a retard. And no, this isn't the end. I'm just getting started. R&R, and make the world happy at you. I'm going to sleep.