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"IM BOARED!" I said to the security Camera that stared stoically down at me with it's one glaring red light.
I hadn't seen anyone for hours, and I didn't even have my yo-yo to keep me company. I decided to pace again knowing that the guys who watched the security camera's hated that.
"Oh yeah, I'm a rebel."
About another half hour passed and I was sick of pacing so I went to sit back on the bed when I heard a knock at the door. The observation window slid open and one of the best sounds next to Sam's screaming climax greeted my ears.
"Are you well O'Neill?"
Teal'c looked good, "T buddy, I can't tell you how good it is to see you, I've missed you man."
"I was not aware that I had gone anywhere, however you can not have missed me since you are not Colonel O'Neill."
My head dropped, "I understand that Teal'c and I actually am Colonel O'Neill, just not your Colonel O'Neill."
Teal'c raised an eyebrow. " The Teal'c from my reality is living in the land of light with Drey'ac and Ry'ac. Hes' the Leader of the Jaffa rebellion and I only get to see him every few months on various missions."
"And what of Daniel Jackson and Jonas Quinn."
"They're both on the team, Jonas Joined SG-1 when the physicist they had assigned to the team died from radiation poisoning after saving the butts of the Kelownans. Harrison only lived a few minutes after we got him back to earth. Then Jonas came through with the nequadria."
" I see, and what of the relationship between you and Samantha Carter. "
"My wife."
"I am satisfied."
With that last statement the observation window was closed and I heard the locks turning and the door opening. After a moment Teal'c stepped into the room.
"I have permission to release you into my custody, but I have been instructed to call you 'John'. You will put these on."
Teal'c handed me a pile of clothes that were definitely not earth based. "You will not leave base, and will appear to have been masquerading as Colonel O'Neill."
"Okay I get it, I'm the bad guy that attacked Sam, Major Carter, and this is all to protect her, no problem." At least I was getting the hell out of a holding cell.
"I've been through the soil samples 3 dozen times General." Sam stared at him wearily , She hadn't slept at all the previous night and had been working on soil samples all morning.
"The fragments of the quantum mirror will be arriving from Nulles in about an hour, Why don't you take the VIP quarters for a nap or . . ." Sam was a bit surprised that it took him that long to realize what he was suggesting.
"That's okay sir I'll just take the cot in my Lab." The one that Jack ordered be there permanently while She was working late hours. I can't count the number of times it had come in handy.
"Understood, Major" he said with a bit of pink painting his cheeks. "I'll have someone wake you when the shipment arrives."
"Thank you Sir" I saluted and turned on my heel, making my way slowly back to my lab I forced thoughts of Soil samples and mineral readings to the forefront of my mind. Anything to negate the feeling of his hands on my skin, the taste of his mouth upon mine and the shadow feelings of each caress in the way he had made love to me.
AU
The lab was quiet and dark, perfect for mulling over complex equations, and figuring out the meaning of life, 'like exactly how Jack O'Neill could do 'that' with his hips and leave me unconscious. After all dreams were all She had now, and they really ought to be good ones.' Sam thought with a smile forming.
Saturday afternoon when I should be at a picnic with Sam and Charlie and I am stuck in interrogation number 6 with lame ass captain Geddies. I never liked the guy in my world I have no reason to now. I should be with Sa . . . He should be, I have to keep reminding myself that they are not mine. even having this for a day, there is no way I can give it up
"One more time Colonel O'Neill, Where are you from."
"Okay but this has really got to be the last time the other kids are getting Jealous of all the attention I'm getting." He didn't even smirk at my joke, this guy is evil.
"You don't trust me do you Colonel."
"Is there a particular reason I should?" I really no patience for this profound level of Crap!
"Is there any reason you shouldn't?" Oh God he makes it so easy. Give me an opening like that and expect me Not to take full advantage of it, especially since I am bored to tears and would do anything for entertainment.
I paused a moment and forced fear to show in my eyes. "In my reality you aren't a Captain, You are, were a lieutenant Colonel." I really have to keep from laughing at the face he makes at my announcement. A mix of pride and confusion flashing across his face before he poses his next question.
"Were? I WAS?"
"Oh yeah you were, the leader of SG-10 and special liaison to the Aasguard."
"Really?" The pride was beaming through full force. The 'were' completely forgotten.
"Well that is until, you were captured and became host to one of the most feared and dangerous goa'uld of all time." His face dropped and I had to continue to hold my position with a straight face. "it was very tragic, you ended up destroying half the base and killing half the staff before Pansy could be stopped."
"Pansy?"
"Yeah, the goa'uld that captured you, it was horrible, very traumatizing." I was laughing on the inside. While he looked at if someone had shot his favorite gerbil. And the look in his eyes was one of supreme mercy. 'don't do me any favors buddy.'
"Well then colonel O'Neill, I think that is enough for now, you will be released into the custody of Captain Samantha Carter, do not leave the Colorado Springs area and do not leave the company of the Captain. " Ok go ahead and do me some favors. If I had know that that tactic would get me out of here I would have done it 3 questioning sessions ago. But why was Sam still a captain?