A/N: Sorry it took so long for me to write this chappie, but I got around to it. This one is about Harry getting into loads of trouble with sexual scenes. I think our little Mr. Goody-To-Shoes had changed.

Chapter 5: The Crumbling Law

"Harry! Harry! Were are you little Mister." Professor Mcgonagall screeched.

"Harry Potter is in his dorm Professor." Terra said slyly.

"Thank you dearly"

"No prob!"

"Right."

She ran straight into the picture and screamed at the sight of Harry licking Pansy who was both naked.

"What in the name of the lords of this land!"

"AHHH!" Harry and Pansy yelled in unison.

"Harry I can't believe this!"

"I am mature enough. At least I think so."

"I don't care how mature you are, this is preposterous!"

"Chill mama, it's not like we were doing anything scandalous." Pansy said in a lay back tone of voice.

"Don't you start young lady!"

"Hey, we're innocent until proven guilty. And I don't think you have any proof. In fact I'm an honorable man." Harry said as if he was a lawyer.

"We'll see." Professor Mcgonagall said as if she was up to something. And she dashed out the door. As she shuffled down the hall way she ran into Misery and Terra.

"Hey you two, can you help me?"

"Why certainly. What is it?" Misery said.

"Well, can you spy on Harry for me?"

"Well of coarse." Terra said joyfully.

"We have to tell you if he's having sex with anyone, right?" Misery said jumping up and down.

"Precisely!"

"Fabulous, we shall do that." They said. As soon as they stopped talking they ran off and flew to their hide out. Where you ask? Well if I told you it wouldn't be a secret hide out. But I will tell you that it is far-flung from Hogwarts.

"So what's our plan, Misery?"

"Well, first of all, we will implant all of our thought to him so that we will know exactly what he is doing. You dig?"

"Fabulous, but oh so immoral. Brilliant!"

"I'm kind of sick and tired of making all the plans, so why don't you start?"

"Okay, umm… ahhh… we shall… ah… when he does have sex again we shall strangle him and nock him out leaving him cold and cut up in the middle of no where and we will play an act, we will be the ones who find him and rescue him."

"That's brilliant! Bravo, bravo!"

"Thank you, thank you!"

"We will do both plans just so that everything works out."

"That's what I was thinking the whole time."

A/N: Find out what happens to Harry and Professor Mcgonagall.