WARNING: THIS STORY WAS WRITTEN BY TWO PSYCHOPATHS FROM ENGLAND! PARENTAL ADVISORY RECOMMENDED!
"Hey! My name's Harry Fucker and we're drinking way to much vodka and pissing everywhere! My wife, Herminee Strangler is a hooker that drink way too much whiskey and is evil. Oh shit, and fucking farting on her panties… SHIT! "
"Not so fast you Cock!"
"Who the cuck are thou?"
"Me is an shrew!"
"FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK!"
DIE!
BOOMB
Pirates are big fat vagina lard sandwhiches…
Monkeys for the peepole and… whoa, pretty piss…
"Little piss, taste like cyst, what'd I miss, peepee kiss?
SSSS said simon! HA HAH AH AH AH HAH AH AH (faggot) HA HA HA HAH AH AH HA HA HA
Damn, why did you throw that glass dagger at me Jerry?
None of your buisness Carrey!
It is my buisness as you threw that at me!
SHHH!
WTF?
Okay, I'm going to rape your hair!
What is God doing to your brain?
Oh, he is spraying it with… "candy shittings"
"Right… well, I'm going to EAT YOU!
"EAT THIS!"
(no)
Jackie Chan is not doing his profit organization so we'll hunt him down for bucks…
Blow into this paperbag, go home and stop grinning at everyone… … … …what?
Kooky Cockalada: The spanish penis from Sauce Island
Harry Potter convicted of eating the sun god Ra… more of this on July 57th, 1203 AD
You fucking moron, you fucking fucked my fucking fucker and I'm going to fucking fuck your fucking head you fucking fucker-fucker!
Wow, and now I was going to say the same thing!
"I am not going to dress my monkey!"
"Listen! Do you hear it? IT IS GOD! GRAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH HA HAH AH AH AH HA HAH (viagra) HA HA HAH AH AH HA HAH AH HA HAH AH AH AH AH AH HA HAH AH A H
Stoopid!
YOU N'WAH!
The makers of the game "The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind" were sued for preforming anal sex to Dagoth Ur… also, Screwy Squrriel is sent to hospital after wooden post pierces through buck teeth and into his brain…
"Lamb chops for my bitch, lamb chops for your bitch!"
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God damnit! My hair is white as tar!
Damn godit! My hair is black as cocaine!
Loopy doopy, I eat poopy!1 HAAH AH AH HA HA HAH AH AH HA HAHA (erection) HA HA AH AH HA A HA HA AH HA H
Holy Schmit, you son of a shit!
Zoolapaloola! Tops off!
Then the wet little pussy meowed at the wooden post outside in Madien Ave.
Harry Potter is still trying to inject himself with poison but forgot where the sharp end of needle is… this has been going on for 6 days…
Fantaberries are special berries that are so sweet, they kill you… oh, they also turn your organs into large organs.
Jerry? Do you like cartoons?
WTF is a fucking cartoon?
Cartoon is pot in reverse psychologisticsosy!
Oh, it's so obviously dramaticlly inducidly cockyfuck!
I know, isn't that so gay?
Yeah…
Does it turn you on?
No!
Why?
It is crude and dissonantly unsatifyingly dramaticallisticalizationismicticalimbyrosticalosisly dumb!
Ah, good word use!
Indeed!
Lets continue
Okay!
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I SAID CONTINUE! GOD!
Oops, sorry. It is I, God. I'll turn the random machine Fuck-Fuck ver. 6.4 on again…
Thanks!
"Ponies attack Atlantis and make everyone forced to eat butter that has cheddar shreds in it and a little piece of shit hidden in the center… AH HA HA HA AH AH AH A HA HAH AH AH (orgasm) AH AH AH AH AH HAH AH AH AHAH HA
If bees are dumb, then why am I smart. Strange huh?
Holy Fich, who are you doing?
Christy!
Oh, that looks like a pillow…
… … … …it not a pillow…
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OK!
Good, now go away… I'm almost done with the coffee!
What?
…never mind… go away…
Fine! Be that way!
"Damnit, why do Soap Operas have hidden shards of glass inside them like it's some of that drug-filed mexican candy?"
I don't trust natives of islands near Antarctica…
Paris Hilton saves a child by giving her a cully…
President Busch is here for a spreech!
"I represent my grandma… and… FUCK THIS! I DON'T WANNA BE FUCKING PRESIDENT! I WANNA GO HOME AND DRINK MY MILKEE!"
Caca Dooves! I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I and the sally shit hole!
Larry had liposuction on his winkly dooda! HA HAH AH AH AH AH AH HA HAHA HA HAA HA HAH HA AH (period) HA HA HAH AH AH HAH
Are you gay?
No!
Yeah you are! You're sleeping with that girl! (WARNING: THIS PERSON WAS TRULY RETARDED.)
I'm shit!
And I'm fuck!
And we're brothers!
Jerry, what the fucking shity fuckering fuck are you doing to that sandwhich of ass?
I'm eating it Carrey, what do you think?
Oh, I thought you were kissing it.
People don't kiss food unless their high on X.
And what is that?
Here, just take these pills and eat them!
(swallow)
(cough white liquid)
(smoke cigarrette)
(die)
… …that was uncalled for… but then again, what hasen't happened here? Oh yeah, we haven't done racism!
Black people are cooler than white people! HA HAH AH AH AH HA HAH AH AH HAH H (Jerry Springer) AH AH A HAHAHH AH AH AH A AH AH
I'm white an I am the dumbest piece of shit on the planet but black people was the coolest peoples ever and they should eat more Skittles! Skitless! SHIT FUCK FOOK!
Pod of pee!
In some way, I feel modest… like a mouse… and I'm floating on… but that's just shit.
Indie Rock is really great because they are doody! ARENT YOU SPECIAL (please don't to this again Harold)
My name isn't Harold… my name is Dillon Thornton… I live in Vst. Millard, Omaha, Nebraska! COME AND GET ME STALKERS! HA HAH AH AH AH AH HA HAH AHA HAA
Wow, that was really suprising… but still cool…
"YEAH! MY PHONE NUMBER IS 402-891-7191!"
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WANNABE DEAD PERSON!
GRAHAHAH!H!H!H!H!H!H!H!H!H!H!H!H!
(died dies)
Yo!
Wazzup!
Not much, dog!
Wazzup pisshole!
NM, dawg!
Wazzah, pizzoo?
NM, dgiebro!
Whozawhooza?
NMDG!
Whoogashooga!
Fuck you!
he died! Ha hah ah a ha hha what a tardre/AhaH ah ahah ah a haa hah ah hah ah hah ah (it is normal for a kid your age to go through some changes. One of these changes would be the fact that you have chronic leukima! HA HHA HAH AH You are going to die and I'm staying alive! Nyah nyah! BTW, I fucked your sister…) hah aha hah ah ah haha ahha ha hah ah
Rock Organs are not very stylish as they look like chicken sphincters.
Buy Pisshog's new album, Shittake Shitpot
TRACKLISTING
You are an graahhh
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The Penis Man
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BUY IT TODAY YOU NOOB!
"I bought that album, and I never left the house again…"
"This is emmy winning material and it is better than the Beatles but not ass good as ICP… no, not Insane Clown Poop but Insane Clown Posse even though Insane Clown Poop is good as well with their debut album "Poop" RATED OSP FOR GOD"
"Semen is good on lettuce (?)"
It won all the awards ever possible so buy it today for HJKA.99, a reasonable price… … … … im lonely…
"DAMN YOU LITTLE CHIRP A FLIRP! HA HAH HH H HAH HA HAH AHHA (clitoris cola) HA HA A HA HAH HA HA HAH AH
Mr. Potter, did you order with blowjob machine?
Uhh, what is a blowjob?
HA HA HA HA, you kid around kid… here, take it!
Hmm?
(the package explodes and burns the earth up into smoke. B.L.O.W.J.O.B. is an acronym for Big Large Omega Wave Jolt Operated Bomb. It is very powerful and can kill one person, leaving millions injured with pimples and lorgehhna… or whatever you call it.
Boobs are funny to look at but they lack kindness and friendship qualities… BURN THE BOOBIES! MWA HA HA HA HAH AH AH AH Ha (gaywing) HA AH HA AH HAH AH AH
STOOPID MONKWY DICK!
"I am so dumb, I'm drinking rum, I fucked a bum, and I think I've come… to a stopping point of this rhyme…yeah…
Jerry you really need to think about using drugs in college…
What ones would you prefer?
Oh, start off with pot or smutmeg and go from there…
What is smutmeg?
I don't know but I'm not taking any chances (suicide)
NO! CARREY!
"And so, because Carrey died of no, Jerry had to adopt a brother once again. This time, he adopted Jack Campfield."
Damn, what the fuck are we doing?
Typing?
Oh yeah!
So what now?
I don't know
Well?
Well what?
STFU
PENSI!
JA JAJJAJ JAJ AJ AJ A
AH H AH HA HAH AH
SHHH!
No!
THEN SUFFER!
(Doom! BOOM!)
GRAAHAAH!
Anyese, don't eat that!
Mrs. Vagina is drinkin losta winea!
GOD!
I'm going to rape your socks!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA (apocolypse) HAHA HA HAH AH HAH A
I AM SATAN!
LMAOOMFG!
(total chaos)
(boom)
(destruction)
(empire of satan erected)
HA HAH AH AH AH AHA H! OMFG! It's Jesus!
I AM GOING TO LYNCH YOU!
AHHHHHH!
(hell)
(white)
(gay)
(death)
(peace)
"Until next time we meet, I'll stay dead… now, for all of you who are retarded, eat more choclate! CHOCLATE! AH AH AH HA HAH AH AH HA HA HAH AH AH HA HAH AH AH H (barf) A A A A JAH AH AH AH HA HA HAH AH AH HA HA HAH AH AH HAHAH AH AH (poontang) AH HA HA AH AH AH H AH AH AH HA AH HA HA HA AH A HAH HAH AH AH HA (bone) A HAHAH AH AH HAHA (emu salad) HA HA HA HA HAH AH AH AH AH AH HA HA AH AH AH AHH AH AH AH HA HA HA HAH AH HAH (sticky) HAHAHAHA AH AH AH AH AH HA HA HA HAH AH AH HAH H (the end of the botch) HA HA AH HA HAH AH AH A A HAH HA HAH HA HA AH HA HAH AH AH A A HAH HA HAH HA HA AH HA HAH AH AH A A HAH HA HAH HA HA AH HA HAH AH AH A A HAH HA HAH HA HA AH HA HAH AH AH A A HAH HA HAH HA HA AH HA HAH AH AH A A HAH HA HAH HA HA AH HA HAH AH AH A A HAH HA HAH HA HA AH HA HAH AH AH A A HAH HA HAH HA HA AH HA HAH AH AH A A HAH HA HAH HA HA AH HA HAH AH AH A A HAH HA HAH HA HA AH HA HAH AH AH A A HAH HA HAH (whore) HA HA AH HA HAH AH AH A A HAH HA HAH HA HA AH HA HAH AH AH A A HAH HA HAH HA HA AH HA HAH AH AH A A HAH HA HAH HA HA AH HA HAH AH AH A A HAH HA HAH (suck) HA HA AH HA HAH AH AH A A HAH HA HAH HA HA AH HA HAH AH AH A A HAH HA HAH HA HA AH HA HAH AH AH A A HAH HA HAH HA HA AH HA HAH AH AH A A HAH HA HAH (the end) HA HA AH HA HAH AH AH A A HAH HA HAH HA HA AH HA HAH AH AH A A HAH HA HAH HA HA AH HA HAH AH AH A A HAH HA HAH HA HA AH HA HAH AH AH A A HAH HA HAH