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WARNING: THIS STORY WAS WRITTEN BY A METH ADDICT, VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!
Well, how are we today Mr. Potter?
FUCK YOU!
Hmmm… well… FUCK YOU TOO!
Grrr… leave me alone!
Why?
Because, I'm gay!
Oh, well, you are going to be straight!
WTF? HOW?
(Insertion of the penis into the vagina)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Remember kids, eat Coraled Fucklets, they burn!
The Priest of Rome said "I am a milkman, so bow to my head… no, the other one… that's right, I have 2 heads…
Uhuhuhuhuhuh, hey Beavis…
Eheheheheheheheh, what?
STFU!
AHHH!
(death)
(bad trip)
(suicide)
Freeze dirtbag! I wanna ass-fuck you!
Damnit Jerry, how did you get to Yale?
I am a nice person Jack.
Well, what if I kick you.
Then, I'll ask you to stop.
And what if I fuck your girlfriend?
Then, I'll fucking kill you.
(fucking of the girlfriend)
BANG!
(no death)
Hey kids, I shat on the shit! AH HA HAH HA HAH AH AH AH HAH AH AH (vulva) HA HAH AHAH AH AH HAH AH H
Damnit, why do we do it. Why can't we lick the juices like we used to do? OH yea, I'm dead.
Crapper Dappler, a fucking machine. Tired of fucking something real? Now you can fuck something 700 degrees farinheit and made of titanium… yeah, I inhaled stuff.
What is a dildo daddy?
You mother's best friend.
Oh, thanks you daddy!
I'n not your daddy, IM FUCKING GOD!
OMFG NO!
(I shitted on the little pissant!)
Welp, I better go to the store to buy you some fake beero
OOS ASS
What the fuck did you call me?
AN FUCKING OOS ASS!
You will die in seven decades… or more… if you aren't ME!
(very sudden death)
Scientists are trying to find a cure for AIDS, Ass Infected Diaper Syndrome. If we cure it, babies will die faster, and you can help! Call this number, 23098520-50195710u7503485723-487523-9582y374-573yq-457234-58u32-58923u5-8325-023u5-34875-32578-2345873-2582-72-57834, or die?
My fears are not dying, and getting things, and drinking vodka.
Looser! SEMEN SAID GOD OGD OGOX
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Harry Potter is not a good man!
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WELL, THAT WAS HOOKY DOOKY WASN'T IT? SEE YOU NEXT TIME YOU LITTLE CUNT SUCKER… … … OH YEAH… PENIS (HA AH HA HAH AH) (THE END) OR DIE?