F.O.X LOVE
snap, snap
"?Huh? Who's there?"
"Nobody here but us trees!" whispered Cobra Girl to herself.
rustle, rustle
"I'm warning you I'm from Groznyjgrad and down there we're professional soldiers!"
"Oh I'm sorry but did I perhaps frighten you?"
"Uh….no!"
"Pardon my intrusion but I got lost I need to know if I can get back to my home it's not too far from here…"
"Uh ya sure depends where you live!"
"Rassvet my good sir"
"Uh you might want to come inside"
"May I explore a little while I await the answer?"
"Sure"
Somewhere in the base………
"I'll never be able to build Shagohod in these conditions"
"Looks like I've found Sokolov"
"Mr. Sokolov sir I'm here to rescue you"
"oh thank goodness you're here even though I've been rescued twice already"
"follow me"
In the vents….
"!where's Sokolov?"
"don't be silly he's right here"
"HQ please respond"
"This is HQ"
"Sokolovs missing"
"back up is on it's way"
"Shhh Sokolov be quiet and keep moving"
"Where could he've gone?"
"up here idiots" whispered KG.
"So you know I'm a F.O.X operative and I'm here to rescue you"
" thank you again"
"Quickly! We're almost at our plane ride to USA"
Bam
10 hrs. later……
"Cobra Girl reporting for duty Sokolov rescued, sir!"
"Ah, so you've brought sokolov back"
knock
"sir I could not find sokolov"
"yes I know"
"come in"
"who the heck are you?"
"I could ask you the same thing"
"Major Zero sir who is she and why is she here?"
" ah, snake that reminds me cobra girl here is your new partner"
"WHHAATT!"
" looks like someone needs anger management classes"
" I won't do it!"
"Look here Mr. bad attitude we're partners and that is final"
"FINE"
the next day…
swish
"it's a stealth mission"
"oh shut it snake"
"look there!"
" huh where?"
"here come over here…"
Kobra takes Snakes hand to bring him over…
"he he he"
"uhhh…"
'oh! um here"
" let's move"
"uh about earlier"
"forget it"
" sorry for saying shut it"
" no proble-'
"HEY" exclaimed snake.
"wut?"
"bout the hand thing"
"ugh! man I'm starved"
" oh no"
"wut?"
"my food is gone"
"here have some if mine"
"really?"
"yeah"
" you know kobra girl you are not so bad"
"you are not so bad either"
"mmm that was good"
" now to business"
click
"Major zero do you read me?"
"loud and clear"
"we're in now what?"
" at your first door you see take a left then you'll know"
"over and out"
"and then you'll know….my butt!"
"well we'll find it eventually!"
"EVA….."
"she messed with me and told lies to me to get something"
"WENCH!"
"don't…"
"you EVA?"
"yes who's askin"
"an old friend of yours told me you did something very terrible to him"
"so.."
"so! so now you're gonna die"
"hya"
"stop"
"hi snake" said EVA seductively.
" back away from snake you wench!"
smack
kobragirl was flung into a tree bye
EVA
"uhn!"
"snake don't look at her!"
"EVA let go!"
"S-Snaaaake!"
"uhn"
bam kobra girl smacked Eva into a tree
"kobra girl!"
"Snake!"