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Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

One day in the Lylat system, the star fox team was summoned to Sergeant Pepper's chambers. (Yes. I know it's general Pepper in the game, but I'm changing it. Call it creative license. Sergeant Pepper's lonely hearts club band sounds much better than General Pepper's.)

"Star Fox," the Sergeant began. "You are needed to solve a dispute on Dinosaur planet. More details will be given to you shortly after you leave Corneria. Do you accept this mission?" He asked unnecessarily.

"Of course, sergeant." Replied Fox McCloud.

You know, it wouldn't kill Fox to say something different than, 'Of course sergeant' every time. Maybe I don't want to go on this one, huh? Why does he always speak for everyone, anyway? Thought Falco, standing next to Fox.

"However," continued the sergeant, "I would like Falco Lombardi to remain here on Corneria. His service is required elsewhere."

"Understood, sergeant" was Fox's generic, store-brand reply.

Wow. I wasn't being serious. Don't suppose it would hurt to sit this one out, though. I mean, flying solo is what I've always wanted to do anyways. Falco thought. Fox, Slippy, and Peppy were already out the door.

"If I may ask sir, what am I needed for elsewhere, and where?" asked a curious Falco.

"Patience, Falco. I would prefer to brief the entire team together." Said the Sergeant. "They should be here shortly."

Oh, great. So much for flying solo. I wonder what imbeciles they paired me with? He thought.

Then, the first pilot walked through the door.

"KAT?" Falco exclaimed.

"Yeah, what is it, sugar?" she replied coolly. (I really need help with this. If I do stuff wrong with Kat's personality, tell me and I will fix it for the next chapters. I ask because she's the only one who's personality I don't know perfectly. I only have a vague idea.)

"Wha..how..you…" he trailed off, still excited.

"Do you plan on finishing any of those sentences?" she asked him.

He sighed. "What are you doing here?" he asked flatly.

"I assumed that Salty over there told you that we were needed on a mission." She said

"Salty? Oh, you mean Pepper. Well, yeah, but I didn't know YOU were here. I mean, why you?" he asked Kat.

Before she could answer, the second member of the new squadron walked in, looking very official.

"Bill?" Falco asked. "I'm guessing you're another member of this team? The memories refuse to cease." He said.

"That's correct, Falco. I'm supposed to lead this squadron of impromptu fighters."

Just then, the fourth member walked in…..

Yeah, it was a poor excuse for a cliff-hanger. But at least you'll be guessing now, eh? Please review, so I can update faster.