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Rayne-kun: KONNICHI WA MINNA-SAN! I got lots of reviews... yay! so yeah, in Arbor Day, i did the replies to reviewers at the top, but i'm gonna do them at the bottom now for NO PARTICULAR REASON. if you actually care about what i have to say to your review, look to the end. :D
Kukki: what did i say about talking? -laughs evilly-
Rayne-kun, Blaze, and hazel: ... -silence-
Cricket: -chirp-
Kukki: -stomps on cricket- right. so Rayne-kun doesn't own shaman king or its characters. she own .5 of me however. O.O thats kinda weird... rayne-kun owns me? O.O
Rayne-kun: ...
Kukki: -glares at Rayne-kun-
Rayne-kun: ...?
Kukki: fine. you may say one thing.
Rayne-kun:3 arigato! Well, I'm glad you all like this story... oh, and Kukki, I believe you wanted to say something to your fans..?
Kukki: OH! YES! I LOVE YOU ALL! YOU ARE ALL WONDERFUL! Now onto the story -glare-
Chapter Two
Kukki glared at him. "I don't know what I was thinking. I just did it. Don't you people do anything on the spur of the moment? And whats wrong with Hao being there? Do you guys know him?"
"Why the hell would Hao be a summer camp councilor anyway..?" Horohoro muttered.
"Got me..." Ren muttered back.
Kukki continued babbling, seemingly not noticing Ren and Horo's mutterings. "Yeah, Hao's really awesome. I visit him sometimes and he keeps talking about the destruction of all humans and stuff like that, isn't he funny? I've given him some great ideas, if I do say so myself!" she said proudly.
Ren and Horo glanced at each other nervously.
She smiled widely. "So, I should tell everyone that they're coming with us, shouldn't I? Ha!" and with that she walked through the door, (stepping over the body of the passed out Chocolove) and into Yoh's house.
She walked through a few doors until she found what looked like the kitchen. There were two people sitting down at the table. One of them seemed to be dozing, lying back in his chair, while the other was incredibly short and reading a rather large encyclopedia /dictionary/ thing.
She leaped into into the room screaming out, "Bonjour!"
The dozing one sat up and looked expectantly at the short one who then said, "It means Hello in French."
Dozing Boy looked at her and said, "So hi. Who are you exactly? I don't think we've met..."
"I am, " she said darkly, "Kukki."
Short Kid looked at her oddly. "You're a small, usually flat and crisp cake made from sweetened dough?"
Dozing Boy laughed. "I think that's her name, Manta."
Kukki brightened. "You're Manta? OH YEAH! They said you were short! And you!" she looked at Dozing Boy. "You look lazy! You're Yoh, aren't you?"
"Who's 'they'?" asked Manta.
Suddenly Kukki's eyes bulged. She pointed abruptly at Yoh and shouted, "HAO CLONE! You. Hao. I. wait. what. well. how?" she stuttered
Yoh looked at her. "Hao? You mean Onii-chan?"
"You. Onii-chan? Eh? Clone, well, not clone, i guess. Onii-chan... Well. That explains that."
Suddenly an expressionless blonde walked in. "Alright. Who are you and what are you doing in my house when I am busy redecorating?"
Kukki grinned. "HI ANNA!"
(A/N Its kind of disturbing... she knows everyone's names!
kukki: we'll get to that in a minute! shut up!)
Ren and Horo walked in. "Kukki!" Horo said.
"There you are!" Ren panted. "We've been looking for you!"
"Oh my!" came an annoying voice from the doorway. "Ren's lost his cookie!"
Everyone in the room groaned and went stiff and white. Suddenly laughter came from another doorway. "HAHAHAHAHA! That's so funny! Ren... lost his... cookie... HAHAHAHAHA!" Everyone sweatdropped.
Chocolove and Pirica entered from their separate doorways. Chocolove's eyes went sparkly and he said, "She likes me! She really likes me! Look at my crowd of fans!"
Kukki stared at him. "Didn't you die?"
"Well, I-"
Ryu then entered. "What's going on in here? Why is everyone in here?" he looked at Kukki. "And who's she?" Hearts appeared in his eyes. "She's... beautiful... " He ran over to her and grabbed her hand. "Would you... like to be my happy place?"
Kukki started laughing insanely.
Someone coughed softly in the corner of the room. Heads turned to find a green-haired girl in plaid standing there.
Kukki stopped laughing and asked, "Who's the girl?
The room practically exploded with laughter leaving a confused Kukki and a blushing girl in plaid.
Kukki blinked. "What? Who is she? Some kind of crazy, psychotic cow from the future that can magically take the form of a human?"
"...Lyserg..." a small voice was heard from the girl. "I'm Lyserg. And," the person's voice rose, " I am NOT a girl!"
Kukki walked over to Lyserg and put her hands on his chest Lyserg's eyes bugged out of his head. "EH! What are you- ..Er..."
Felling the flatness, Kukki took her hands off. "Huh. You're right. You are a guy."
An anger mark appeared on Lyserg's forehead. "You thought I didn't know for sure!"
Ryu's hand flung up in the air. "See? I'm not the only one who mistook this adorable boy for a girl..."
Lyserg twitched. "What did you call me?"
A loud booming voice rose above all others. "Alright you. I'll give you 5 seconds to tell me who you are and what you're doing in my house while I'm redecorating."
"Ok here I go: HimynameisKukkiI'mafriendofRenandHoroandI'mactuallytheonewhogotthemtogetherandwithoutmetheywouldstillhateeachoherandI'mreallylsurpriedtheydidn'ttellyouaboutmebutwhateverI'lldealwiththemlaterbutanywaysisignedsomeofyoupeopleupforacampcalledTheCampWithNoNameorTCWNNforshort,andthebusisgoingtobeheretomorrowtopickyouallupsoIthoguhtIshouldcomeoverandgiveyouallachancetopack." (A/N TRANSLATION: Hi my name is Kukki I'm a friend of Ren and Horo and I'm actually the one who got them together and without me they would still hate each other and I'm really surprised they didn't tell you about me but whatever I'll deal with them later but anyways i signed some of you people up for a camp called The Camp With No Name or TCWNN for short, and the bus is going to be here tomorrow to pick you all up so I thought I should come over and give you all a chance to pack.)
Anna,being the only one in the room who understood a word of what Kukki had just said, screamed, "WHAT?" and marched over to Kukki, her left raised in the air.
The residents of the house cringed. Oh no. It was coming. Anna's Legendary Left-handed Slap!
The hand rushed at Kukki, preparing to strike when it was suddenly caught in midair by Kukki's own hand.
A loud gasp rang throughout the Asakura household. Murmurs of "Woah..." and "She did NOT just do that..." and "Oh my god..." were heard in the small room.
Yoh whistled. "Nice job! No one's ever caught Anna's Legendary Left-handed Slap before..."
Kukki stared blankly. "Legendary? Why is it legendary?"
The entire room full of people stared back. "Er..." Yoh stammered. " I don't really know... It just.. sorta... is." he finished lamely.
"Well that's stupid,' Kukki scoffed.
"A hundred laps around the house later for you, Yoh."
A groan was heard from the boy. "Aw, c'mon Anna," but he was silenced by her glare.
"Erm," Horohoro's younger sister asked, "Am I the only one who didn't understand what she said?"
Most confirmed Pirica's statement and asked Kukki to repeat herself.
Kukki glared at them icily. "I will not repeat myself. You should have been listening the first time."
Ren sighed. "Fine. I'll explain it. This is Kukki. We, me and Horo, met her at the Arbor Day festival a while back. She, without our knowledge mind you, signed up a few of you for a camp... I don't know what the hell she was thinking, so don't ask me... And the bus leaves tomorrow apparently."
Anna glared fiercely. "Who did she sign up?"
Horo decided to answer this one. "Me, Ren, Yoh, Ryu, Manta, Chocolove, and..." he gulped staring at the terrifying look on Anna's face. "Er... Ren? You wanna tell her the last person?"
"Heh heh.." he too was nervous under the gaze of Anna. He swallowed and said quickly, "And you Anna."
The explosion came. "WHAT! THIS RIDICULOUS, OBNOXIOUS, WEIRD LITTLE LUNATIC SIGNED ME UP!"
Kukki, not phased by the screaming blonde, said cooly, "Yup. I thought that since I've been there before and I know that there are many cute blonde girls at this camp who just love boys like Yoh, and that each and every one of them is absolutely-"
"Alright boys, lets get packing," interrupted a voice from the doorway. "Hurry up, or I'll make you all run laps."
They all rushed to do what they were told. Pirica and Lyserg, being the rest of the members in the kitchen, were left alone with Kukki.
"Why.. wasn't I invited?" asked the girl- i mean boy in plaid. (A/N but he looks so girly, ne? sometimes i forget... ;D)
Kukki blinked at him. "They never mentioned you so I didn't know your name."
Lyserg looked hurt. "They... never mentioned me?" and went to go sulk in a corner.
Pirica looked angry. "Oniichan didn't talk about me?"
Kukki laughed. "Oh no, he talked about you, just not by name. He called you thinks like... erm what was it? Oh yeah, my favorite: 'My annoying, crazy sister from hell whose goal in life is to torture me and make my life a misery'."
Pirica was about to respond when Yoh came running through the doorway. "Anna's timing me so I gotta make this fast" he panted, "How long is this camp thing gonna be?"
"A month!" Kukki replied happily.
"'Kay," he ran off, most likely back to Anna.
Pirica gave a high-pitched 'humph' and walked out, leaving Kukki and a sulking Lyserg alone.
"Sooo... pretty-boy... whats up?" Kukki said, trying to break the silence.
Lyserg glared up at her. "You're not talking to me are you?"
"No I'm talking to the ghost behind you."
Lyserg turned to look behind him only to find nothing. "...There's nothing there.
Kukki gave him an ominous look. "Thats what they want you to think..."
Lyserg rolled his eyes and continued to sulk.
Kukki glared at him. "You know, you really are a pretty boy. I bet everyone mistakes you for a girl!" and with that, she walked off, going off to explore the house, leaving Lyserg starring at her oddly.
.-.-.-the next morning-.-.-.-
(A/N if you're wondering, Kukki slept on the couch)
Kukki woke to Ren shaking her and Horo poking her. "Oi." Ren said. "OI!"
"Wha- What? What the fuckin' hell do you want?" she grabbed Ren by the collar of his neck and death glared at him. "I was sleeping."
'Note to self:' Ren thought. 'Kukki is NOT a morning person.'
Horo managed to stammer out, "Er, Kukki the bus is here and we thought-"
Kukki leaped into the air and screamed. "Finally! Now i can watch you go off on your very long bus ride and I just get to teleport there! HA! Since I know where it is, I can teleport there in an INSTANT! See y'all when you get there!"
Ren and Horo blinked and were about to question her when... she disappeared.
(A/N BUM BUM BUUUUUUUM
Kukki: get on with it)
Horo blinked. "Ren? What just happened?"
"I don't know... Oh!" a realization hit him. "You remember, back at the festival when we were trying to escape from her and she popped up right in front of us? I didn't really think about it then, but... I guess she can teleport."
Horo grinned. "Thats when you first held my hand, right? You have no idea how happy that made me..." he locked Ren hand with his own. Ren moved closer to kiss him when they were oh so rudely interrupted by a thwack to both of their heads.
"C'mon we're leaving. Yoh's already on the bus, and the bus might drive off without us so we need to go NOW."
"Hai.." they both mumbled and grabbed their bags, trailing behind Anna and the rest of the gang.
They exited the house to find a large bus that resembled an American school bus, but bigger. At the doorway stood a man in a purple uniform with yellow polka dots with a clipboard. The party blinked at the uniform, shook their heads and prepared to enter.
"Name." he said as Anna was about to go on. She glared at him, as if it were entirely his fault that she was going in the first place. "Kyoyama Anna." she stated. "
You're here, get on and put your stuff on the rack above you."
Ryu stepped up next gave his name and entered the bus. He was followed by Chocolove, then Horo. Manta stepped up next. "Oyamada Manta!" He was prepared to enter when he was held back. "You have no shamanic aura..." the man muttered.
"Huh?"
A sign popped out out nowhere with a kid with his hand above his head. There were words on it that said, "You must be at least this tall to ride this bus." Manta didn't quite reach the height limit. "Hey, but she signed me up! Kukki signed me up!"
"Sorry, you're not on the list. Please go back into your house."
"But- But-!"
"Neeext!" he said, pushing Manta out of the way.
Ren stepped up, gave his name and walked onto the bus.
It was crowded with kids. People ranging from 11-20 were packed onto the bus, all crammed together. There were a few empty looking seats in back where Ren immediately went to. Once he got to the back however, he saw a seat with Horo in it and he stopped and sat there.
"Ren, will you take the window? Staring at the stuff go by makes me sick..." Horo pleaded.
Ren agreed and took the open window and stared out of it. What he saw and heard was not what he expected.
"You are Diethel Lyserg, correct?"
The boy was standing in the doorway with a confused look on his face. "Er, yes?"
"Well, what are you waiting for? Get on!"
Lyserg blinked. "But... I'm not signed up for this... am I?"
"Yes, you are. This sheet says Diethel Lyserg on it and thats who you are. Now get on."
"But I don't have any bags or any-"
"JUST GET ON!"
With a panicked expression, Lyserg rushed up the stairs on the bus and took a seat near Ren and Horo. As Lyserg sat, he noticed there was someone next to him.
The girl was Chinese and had shoulder-length black hair. She was staring at him with wide eyes.
"CURTAINS!" the girl screeched, pointed widely at Lyserg's face.
Lyserg jumped at least a foot in the air and tried to calm himself down. "What the HELL what THAT for?"
The girl laughed, then grew very stiff and gloomy. "May you hope to never find out..." she said with a mysterious tone.
Horo laughed at her. "You remind me of someone..."
"Is it the penguins form Venus? THEY'RE AFTER ME! DON'T LET THEM FIND ME!" the girl hid behind Lyserg. "Oh, I'm Kourii by the way," she said sticking her head out from behind him.
"You remind us of-" Ren started when the bus lurched into action (A/N the real Kukki is laughing at this phrase... -sweatdrop-), causing him to fall down so he was practically in Horo's lap.
Horo grinned at Ren's blush as he sat back up. "No need to be embarrassed..." he said and captured Ren's lips in passionate kiss, which was promptly interrupted.
"Ewwwwww..." came Kourii's disgusted voice.
They pulled apart and gave her fierce glares.
"What? Kissing's gross," she said, sounding like a 5-year old. "IT GIVES YOU COOTIES!"
Horo blinked. "So... you don't care that we're gay?"
Kourii waved her hand. "Of COURSE not. Just don't kiss in front of me... Bleach," she stuck her tongue out. " Oh, so who was it I reminded you off?"
"Her name is-" Ren began but suddenly stopped in the middle of his sentence for out of no where came...
"KUKKI!"
The said girl was sprawled across poor Lyserg (A/N poor, poor Lyserg. not having very good luck is he?) who had very wide eyes indeed. She grinned and said, "Thaaaaat's me! Now... how did I get here...? I was going to teleport home from the gas station I went to when I bought these drinks and I somehow ended up here..."
Lyserg yelled, "GET OFF OF ME!"
Kukki gave him a death glare. "This is where I always sit! You just took my spot! How could you? Its not my fault that you somehow managed to get under me! Move over!"
Lyserg glared back. "What do you mean? I was here first, and I can't move with you on top of me!"
"And what are you even doing here? I didn't sign you up!"
"I don't know! The bus driver just told me to get on!"
"So what you always do what you're told?"
"Ku-Kukki?" came the small voice of Kourii. "KUKKI!" the said pastry turned and looked at
her. "WHAT DO YOU WAN- ...Kourii? Kourii is that you?"
"KUKKI!" the girl glomped Kukki, who was still on top of Lyserg.
"Everyone! This is my cousin, Kourii! I haven't seen her in AGES!"
"Yes..." Kourii said ominously," We haven't spoken since the cheese ate the pigeon."
"So," Horo asked, "Is Kukki actually more sane than someone? I didn't think it was possible..."
"Are you IMPLYING something" Kukki asked, her trademark death glare plastered on her face.
"ER! NO! Not at all!" Horo said quickly.
The bus stopped and allowed more people to enter. A dark figure came to the back in order to get a seat.
Everyone but the psychotic cousins gasped at what they saw.
"HI HAO!" Kukki greeted.
TBC
Rayne-kun: THERE! I finally got the next chapter up! Aren't you proud?
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Rayne-kun: -cough- so I'm taking a poll. I'm just curious, how many of you people like Lyserg? I've found that people either love him or hate him. I am among those who love him... but also find it vastly amusing to torture him. So just review and tell me if you like him or not. Not really the way I portray him, but the actual character.
Oh, and enter: hao. All you Hao fans, I hope you're happy. I put him in. Oh, and I have no idea why he'd want to be i an a camp. Don't ask. I have no answer.
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REPLIES TO REVIEWERS:
SpiritsFlame/ i'm writing, i'm writing... bakaneko...
Kya-san/ It scared me also... BLAME BLAZE! HE STOLE MY COMPUTER! -cough- but yeah, here's an update-
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gift-of-the-elves/ I'm so happy i made you a hororen fan. tiz the best pairing EVER! XD
Setsumi-chan/ ;D well, here's more.
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Purple Chicken Master/ HA! I didn't follow your deadline ;P
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Karenu-Kiyoto/ I don't really mind you calling him 'Len' i'm just used to 'Ren' so yeah. Well, here's the next chapter:D
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TT -) ((I don't know if that will come out right. If it doesn't, it's the person who used a lot of faces as their pen name))/ OO OK! I UPDATED! DON'T KILL ME! -gets whacked by Blaze-
Blaze: she wouldn't actually kill you. she doesn't even know what state you live in.
Rayne-kun: ...i knew that... -sweatdrop-
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