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Tyson started to grumble as he got to cleaning the dry bits of paint, which were quite stubborn. Rei was still tormenting him and Kai had missed the kitchen alltogether because he was sidetracked by the tv. Kenny sat at a random table, modifying the teams blades for the next tournament. He was having real trouble with Kai's and Rei's blades, mainly because they were picky bastards and wouldnt settle for less than perfection.
" Gah, this is impossible! " Kenny screamed, throwing a royal blue object that resembled a half built beyblade across the floor.
" Shut up Kenny, cant you see I'm busy? "
" Oh, shut up Kai, your watching tv! "
" And? It takes concentration ya know. "
" Why dont you fix your own blade? "
" Uhh...because. "
" Because what? "
" Just because, okay. Jeez, stop heckling me! "
" Your so...stupid and lazy. "
" Ooohhh, is that the best you can come up with! Well, thanks for the analysis, asshole, but dont you have Beyblades to think? Yeah, that's what I thought. "
" AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! "
Kenny then went absolutely crazy and started throwing things at Kai, just as Tyson walked through the door. Tyson thought it was funny to see Kai being attacked by a mad small fry and decided to help Kenny. Rei came to Kai's aid, after about ten minutes because he was filling up some high powered water guns.
" Mwahahahaha, suck on this assholes! " Kai yelled as Rei threw him a gun.
" Yeah, and this! "
After spraying everyone with the 'water' Rei burst into gales of laughter.
" Rei, what's so funny? We only sprayed them with some water. "
" Meh, I used your secret weapon! "
" You didnt! "
" I did! "
" No way! "
" Yes way! "
" Will you guys shut the fuck up and tell us what this is?" Tyson burst out.
" Ah, well, you see Tyson, water was a good thing to shoot you with, but I decided to make it a little more interesting. I took Rei's shampoo, which smells of lavender, and..."
" Hey asshole, I told you to keep that a secret! " Rei yelled, embarrased by the fact that he had lavender scented shampoo.
" Woops...anyway, I mixed it with the water, and added some pink dye for good measure, and thought that I'd keep it for when some random passer-by was stupid enough to walk passed my window. Well, I also..."
" WHAT? MORE PINK, FUCKING, DYE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU TWO ARE SOOOOO DEAD! "
" Well, actually Tyson, I feel pretty much alive. "
" Shut up Rei, run! "
" Why are you gonna run, what's so scary about Tyson? "
" He whacked me over the head with a kendo stick when I was staring at one of the pillars outside. I have the bump to prove it. "
" Why were you staring at a pillar? "
"Beats me. Anyway, lets run, or the old man might make us clean up this mess. "
" Heh, he wouldn't trust us to clean the dishes, never mind a whole room. "
" So true. "
Kai and Rei made a break for the door, with Tyson hot on their heels, while Kenny had a nervous breakdown, wondering how on earth they were gonna win the next tournament when the teams two best bladers were either gonna get murdered or jailed. Probably murdered.
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" So, Rena, were are we of to today? "
" Hmmm, I dunno Tammy. Somewhere quiet were we can train without being interupted. "
" How about the beach? It's gonna rain soon, so it'll be deserted. " Raine called from her place, lying upside down watching the Beyblade sports news. Her brother Paine was doing the same, only right side up.
" Yeah, that would be all well and dandy if the sand wasnt there to clog up our blades, " Paine retorted.
" Tch, just thing of it as Beyblading with a handicap. " Raine replied.
" Heheh, your favourite, " Davi laughed from her seet in the corner.
Everyone started laughing at this comment, because Raine loved seeing them struggle. So did Davi.
" I'd like to see you come up with a better idea. "
" ...Okay, the beach it is. "
Raine walked to the door smirking and picked up her blade, then left. Paine got up and left too, but had to come back because he had forgotten his blade. Tamara and Rena left, chatting merrily away, and Davi left last, locking up behind her.
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Tyson was still chasing Kai and Rei, who were taking the piss by stopping every so often and pretending to check their watches, or sitting down with their legs crossed like school kids who had all the time in the world. Tyson rounded a corner, the pink dye still wet, and bumped into someone familiar, who he would rather not have met ever again.
" Hey, what it...huh, you again! "
" What do you mean, me again! OMG, I'M COVERED IN PINK AGAIN! YOU ARE SO DEAD! Huh...ooohhh, lavender, I'm loving it..."
" Hey, it's those girls again, and this time, maybe they wont stop her from mauling Tyson. "
" Yeah, maybe. Your brain works almost as fast as mine, Rei. "
" Thanks...Hey, what do you mean by almost? "
" Raine dont waste your time on this imbecile. " Davi yawned, walking past Tyson.
" Grr...your right, I wont. I have to get changed again! Damn you, ya little twerp. "
" Ooohhhh, twerp. Not very insulting, but it's still so proper. I like it. "
" Yes Kai, I agree. Very...original."
" Are you two losers mocking me? " growled Raine, glaring at Rei and Kai.
" Umm, no sir! I mean Dude! Oh man..."
THUD! Kai went spiraling of in a state of mild concussion, and Rei thought it would be in his best interests not to say anything. Raine stormed off back to the hotel they were staying at and Davi was clutching her sides laughing.
" AHAHAHA, OMG, OMG, OMG! DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT? HAHAHAHAHA!"
"Uhhhhhhhh, you like it when people get hurt, dont ya? " Tamara asked Davi, who was now rolling on the ground laughing. Rena and Tamara were rather unerved at this sudden burst of emotion from the usually stoic Davi.
" Lets leave her alone..."
" I'm glad I wasn't on the recieving end of that attack..." Said Tyson, staring at Kai who was now reciting the alphabet backwards and without the vowels.
" Dude, are you alright?" Rei was asking Kai.
" I like chocolate milkshake. "
" Ouch...that must have been a pretty hard punch..."
Tyson got up, thoroughly amused at Kai's state and burst out laughing. Davi, who was still laughing, abruptly stopped.
" Hmph, it cant be funny if your laughing. "
Davi then walked down onto the beach, which still had a few stragglers wandering about and started launching her crimson and black blade at random objects.
"So, we meet again. " laughed Rena, as Kai asked Rei if he was his mommy.
" Yeah, I guess so...No Kai, I'm not your freakin' mommy!"
" Oh...Are you my conscience? "
" Yeah, whatever..."
" Hey conscience, am I dead?"
" Thats it pal, no more Finding Nemo for you! "
" Okay..."
" Hey, you wanna train with us! You are the G-Revolutions after all! " Laughed Tammy, because Kai had now started singing 'Amirillo'.
" Meh, sure. It's not as if this idiots gonna help me take over the USA in that state. Ha, get it, that 'state? 'USA'? Oh, whatever..."
" Is this the way to Amirillo..."
" Kai, shut up. "
" Every night I've been hugging my pillow..."
" Is he okay?" enquired Rena.
" Dreaming dreams of Amirillo..."
" I dont think so..."
" Where sweet Marie awaits for me..."
" Sha la la la la la la la la la la la la..."
" Okay, I hate that song!" Screamed Paine, who no one had noticed because he was standing stationary behind Tamara and Rena. He whacked Kai across the head to shut him up.
" Oweee, I got a booboo...Mommy?"
" Ugh, Kai, the things you manage to get yourself into..."
" Hey, whats going on?"
Hilary, Max and Kenny ran up to where the 5 were standing, or rather four standing, one sitting, and looked at Kai who was close to tears on the ground.
" You dont wanna know. Anyway, We're gonna train with these peepes today. "
" Who died and made you team captain Rei? " Max asked.
" Well, if you asked Kai what we're gonna do today, he'd say that we were gonna do some flower arranging, and then bake some cookies. With some pink icing. "
" Whats with that guy and pink? "
" He hates it so much that he makes other people feel it's wrath. "
" Okay, whatever..."
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Okay, That wasnt as funny as I wanted it. Ah well, who cares. Review!