Disclaimer: I do not own Beyblade or Foamy the Squirrel.
A disclaimer is the best thing to depress people. Cant a girl dream?
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Apart from the oncoming threat of a storm, the training went quite smoothly. The beybladers launched their blades at empty cans at lightning speeds, and then concentrated on attack by trying to break rocks with their blades.
" Oh ya! I'm sooo the best! " Paine shouted out, over the crashing of the waves.
" No your not, my mom can beat you. "
Kai was feeling a little better, but only a little. He still kept randomly blabbing on about random stuff, but at least he had stopped singing that damned song. He had started to sing it backwards, without the vowels of course, and it was absolutely flawless. Apart from the fact that it didnt quite sound like anything they had ever heard. None of the words strung together and they words were incomplete.
" If your happy and you know it, clap your hands..."
He didn't clap his hands, but Tamara, Rena, Rei, Max and Hilary did.
" And why is everyone clapping their hands? "
" Because you hit him too hard and he keeps singing stupid songs. He thinks he's a child. " replied Tamara, who was close to laughing because Kai was now asking Rena if she was his mother. He was close to tears (again) when she said no.
" He sure acts like one. "
" Are you my mommy? "
" No. Go away before I hit you again. "
At this, Kai burst out crying and grabbed Raines leg shouting that nobody wanted him and that they were going to dessert him and fly of to an alien planet without him. Mmmm, dessert...Moving swiftly on...
" Let go of my fucking leg! "
WHACK! Kai went spiraling of yet again, and found himself lying in the sand. He stood up and looked around him, wondering how the hell he had gotten down here, when he wasnt even on the beach a few moments ago. And why his head was killing him.
" Dude, I have the head ache to end all head aches... How'd I get down here?"
" Heh, I think you knocked some sense into him, " laughed Rei, who found the bewildered look on Kai's face to be very amusing.
" No, seriously, what happened?"
" Nothing, go back to sleep asshole. " called Tamara.
"...I was sleeping...? "
" Gah, I give up! Your too stupid! "
Tamara went to battle with Max and Tyson, who was still covered in pink dye, and Davi appeared out of nowhere to join Rena and Raine. Paine was wandering around the beach, aimlessly.
" Yo, Paine or Raine, or whatever! Get over here, I wanna battle you! "
" I'm Raine. His names Paine. We're..."
" Twins. " finished Rena.
" Hey, cut that out. It's freaky. I'm her twin, I should finish her sentances, not you. "
" Rei, why do you want to battle him? " asked Kai, who was curious as to why Rei was going to battle a complete idiot.
" Cuz he looks too stupid to launch a Beyblade, so I'm guaranteed to win. "
" Sure, makes sense to me. "
" Can we start? Okay...wait a minute..."
Paine pulled some string from his pocket and and tied his hair back, after flicking it back for some amount of time.
"Didn't you just tell me to hurry up? "
" Yeah, so what? "
" Both of you shut your traps. Okay, 3...2...1...LET IT RIP!"
Rei launched his blade, and was surprise that Paine managed to launch his own. Paines blade reminded Rei and Kai of a certain pink haired fiend, who stalked Rei, and still does, and got kind of moody when Kai refused to battle her. It was bright pink.
" Grr, go for it Alexander! "
A huge angel like creature flew from the pink blade, its face veiled by white mist, and flew above Rei's blade.
" Yeah right, gimme a break. I wanted to battle a loser and now I'm up against a pro! "
" I wouldn't class him as a pro, more of a rookie with a bit beast. Now I'm a pro, see. I am the great Kai Hiwatari, known better to you people as 'Hey Asshole' and in Russia as ' That Cocky, Troublemaking Rich Kid From Yonder Street'."
" Are you serious? " asked Raine.
" Nope. My better known names are too rude for this website. "
" Web...site...?" Rena looked at Kai as if he was crazy, and then decided not to bother asking.
" Shut up. Go for it Drigger! "
Drigger sprang from his blade and pounced upon the angel, but fell back, he couldn't see through the mist. Drigger soon found out where it's opponent was when an arrow pierced the mist, heading for the white tiger.
" Meh, that's what I call Celestial Arrow." ( Sorry, couldnt think of anything. Its a move from Digimon.)
" Drigger, Gatling Claw, full power! "
Drigger sprang onto the angel again, this time finding his mark and sinking his teeth into Alexander's shoulder. Alexander retaliated and soon, both were tired out, their power fading.
" Uh-oh, nearly out of spin..." whined Paine, who was desperate to win. He had to settle for a draw because Rei's blade crashed into his own, stopping them both.
" Damn, I was sure I would win..."
" Dont worry Rei, it's not your fault your a loser. "
Paine burst out laughing at Kai's comment, but stopped when he recieved a death glare from Rei, rivaling that of Kai's famous glares.
" Now I know why your called cocky. "
" Heh, you catch on quick. "
" This sucks. Let's go torment some crazy folks. "
" To the wacko ward! "
Kai and Rei walked away, leaving Paine, Raine and Rena staring with their mouths open. Tamara came running up to every one, obviously quite pleased with herself.
" Guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what?"
" I'd rather not. " retorted Raine. " I despise guessing games."
" Lion King, yeah! " shouted Davi.
" Lion King? "
" Yes, Scar says it to Simba whan he's a kid. Well, what is it? "
" Me and Davi took on Tyson and Max to a tag team match and we kicked ass! "
" Indeed, they were both weak. "
Tyson and Max came walking up, after having their heads bitten off about losing by Kenny. Hilary was laughing at them.
" We went easy on you. "
" Yeah right, " laughed Tamara.
" You couldn't beat us if your lives depended on it. " added Davi.
" Oh be quiet. We'll win next time. "
" Heh, the next times at the tournament, and none of us will lose. " said Raine, in a monotonous voice, obviously bored.
" Well, that's what I wanted to ask you. You guys seem pretty tou..." Kenny was cut of by Rena shouting "guys?" .
" Ah, I mean girls and a guy, yeah that's it. Anyways, we wondered if you'd care to join our training, it would give us different blading styles to pit against each other, instead of the obvious moves of team mates. "
" Meh, I dont care. " Raine replied, " as long as he stays away from me with the pink. I see you havent changed. "
" I was busy. "
" Oh, yeah, lets. I can beat you again! " yelled Tamara.
" I suppose. "
After agreeing that they should meet at one of the Beyblade training facilities in town for a while every morning, They went their seperate ways, Tyson, Max, Kenny and Hilary to the dojo, and Rena, Paine, Davi, Tamara and Raine back to the hotel that they were staying at.
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Meanwhile, at the institute...
Kai and Rei were sneaking through the corridors of the asylum, trying not to get caught. The last time they were here, they were attacked by crazy people who thought that Kai and Rei were Nazi's and had come to take over the ward. Kai spotted some wheel chairs, and Rei spotted some of the cleaners items.
Picking up a mop each and a lid to arm themselves, they grabbed a wheel chair and started charging at each other as if on horses.
" I challenge thee to a joisting contest! " Rei called out to Kai, who was at the other end of the corridor.
" Thy challenge has been accepted! Can thee handle thine power? "
" Yes, I believe I can! "
Some of the wacko's had come out of there rooms to watch the show of craziness, which was quite a regularity. Kai and Rei were always doing something stupid, just to wind these people up, and to show that the guards at the front gates couldn't do their jobs.
" Hey look, it's Sir Arthur! " one of the patient's pointed to Rei.
" And there's Robin Hood! " another yelled, pointing to Kai.
" How come I have to be the gay guy that wears tights? " grumbled Kai.
" Close thy mouth and fight, you gay, green, tights-wearing forest dweller! "
" Okay, thy shall now feel thine wrath! "
Kai and Rei put the mops on there laps and started wheeling up to each other, very slowly. Very, very, very, very slowly.
" Wow, look at them go! "
" There so fast! "
" This is great! "
Eventually, they reached each other and started hitting each other, resulting in Rei being knocked out of his chair, and Kai falling out of his laughing.
" I think Robin Hood won..."
" No way, he was out of his chair first. "
" Nah, they both lost. "
" Okay crazy people, listen up!" Kai called.
" We're gonna sing you some songs! "
" Right, you go first Rei. "
" Okay...ahem...
I will kill you all, nuthin you can do about it!
I will kill you all, nuthin you can do about it!
SQUIRRELLY WRATH!
SQUIRRELLY WRATH!
SQUIRRELLY WRATH!
Your all gonna die!
Your all gonna die!
SQUIRRELLY WRATH!
SQUIRRELLY WRATH!
"Okay, that was it. "
The patients stared at Rei.
" Shit, you try and screw these fuckers heads up Kai! I sure cant! "
" Okay, watch and learn...
So I'm...a squirrel.
Your not...how pathetic you are!
So I'm...a squirrel.
Your not...Your just human, how pathetic you are,
You dont have a fluffy tail,
You dont have Squirrelly wrath,
You just build to destroy,
While I...collect...some nuts.
YOU ALL SUCK!
The patients looked totally bored.
" Oh man, I guess Foamy the Squirrel isnt the best thing to sing in a mental institute. "
" Uhh, the guards are coming. Lets hide in here. "
Rei and Kai ran into an empty room and closed the door. Rei listened for the guards to leave, while Kai found a new fun thing to do.
THUD!
THUD!
THUD!
" Kai, what the fuck are you doing?"
Rei turned around to see Kai running and jumpin at the walls, and bouncing of the padding.
" Weee, I wish my walls were padded! "
" Dude, let me try! "
THUD!
" Oh ya! "
THUD!
" This is fun! "
THUD!
" I'm going to attach pillows to my walls! "
THUD!
Kai and Rei hadnt noticed that the guards were watching them. The guards gave each other looks that said ' why havent these two been admitted to the institute?' and then dragged them out. They thought that it would be safer to give them a ride home because they would probably jump of a bridge for fun.
They pulled up outside Tysons dojo and jumped out of the white van. Tyson came out to see what was going on, followe by Hilary.
" I see that someone decided they were too crazy for their own good. " commented Hilary.
" Nah, they gave us a ride back here. " Rei said.
" Damn, I thought we were finally getting rid of you..."
Hilary walked back inside, while Tyson lectured them on not training, only to be corrected by Rei, who was training. Kai decided that he would finally have something to eat, because, he hadn't eaten. Needless to say, he ended up watching t.v instead.
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Okay, how was that? I highly recomend that you peeps go to and see Foamy!
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