Disclaimer I do not own Halo or Star Wars period you can count this as a Crossover but I'm not that sure.

"Star Wars Theme song" "Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun" sang Master Chief.

"Chief would you stop that it's getting really annoying!" yelled Cortana at the top of her lungs. "Fine…" said Master Chief sarcastically.

A couple of Hours later.

"Cortana that was the best movie ever, but you had to interrupt its holiness. Well anyway… Want to play 'Hungry Hungry Hippy'?" requested Master Chief.

"What the heck is 'Hungry Hungry Hippy'?" asked Cortana. "Well its- oh my gosh" yelled Master Chief. Master Chiefs starts shacking like he is having a seizure. "Master Chief what are you doing now?" a puzzled Cortana asked.

Inside Master Chief's head something snaps, his sanity. Master Chief thought he was going into the Star Wars universe. "Oh my gosh were am I? Am I in the Star Wars universe?" asked Master Chief stupidly. "No…" Cortana was about to say.

"Wait a minute you look like Cortana, an AI from were I come from." exclaimed Master Chief. "But…" said Cortana. "I will call you Sexy Babe who I want to Fu-" said Chief.

"Oh no you don't!" yelled Cortana. "You better not finish that sentence!" yelled Cortana even more.

"Wow you have the same attitude as her to." Said the Chief sarcastically. "Well I'm going to leave" said the Chief.

At the Arbiters Part of the ship.

"Arbiter your red and green energy swords are finished for your Christmas stand." said Zoupee.

"Thank you, I hope Master Chief doesn't steal the swords this year…" said Arbiter with a hint of hope.

"Hey cool green and red lightsabers! I'm going to take one!" yelled Master Chief with excitement.

On the new Ship built for new Spartans in training.

"I hope Master Chief will like this new ship we built named after the Spartans." said Lieutenant Dopehigh.

"Why did we build it like a big ball with a dent in the top, and why is it gray?" asked the marine very puzzled.

"I don't know it was cool earlier, and we haven't put the paint on yet." said Lieutenant Dopehigh.

That is the First chapter tell me what you think will happen.