Disclaimer I do not own Halo or Star Wars period you can count this as a Crossover but I'm not that sure.
"Oh man, Master Chief you better give me those energy swords back!" yelled the Arbiter. "What did you say Jar Jar Binx?" asked Master Chief. "What! That is an insult, I am no retarded alien that sticks his tongue in things! yelled the Arbiter.
"Oh..! Give me back my swords! Do you remember what happened last year?" yelled the Arbiter. "You mean in my universe right? Well let's, see last year I stole the Arbiters swords, and ended up destroying the set. I also managed to kill 2 Hunters, 3 Elites, and 9 Grunts, that's about it Jar Jar." Explained Master Chief "Stop calling me that! Ahhh!" yelled the Arbiter.
"Do you also remember what happened last Easter?" asked the Arbiter. "Oh yeah that was fun. It was also a very sad day to though." said Master Chief in a weird voice. "Yes it was sad." said the Arbiter.
"It was your entire fault. Flash Back It was the summer of 49 me and my friends were smoking weed…" said the Arbiter. "Wait what does this have to do with what were talking about?" asked Master Chief.
"Oh sorry wrong flashback, well I was setting up my Easter stand. I couldn't find eggs so I used plasma grenades and painted them." said the Arbiter. "When I went away you and Yayap Jr. played toss the egg. It was no ordinary egg it wasn't even an egg it was my plasma grenade! yelled the Arbiter. "You through it to him and it stuck to his hand! He blew up, and his father was one of the most respected grunts of all!" Arbiter explained to Master Chief.
"Okay Jar Jar, but that wasn't you. You are not Arbiter, you are Jar Jar. Jar Jar!" exclaimed Master Chief. "Stop calling me that! Ahhh! Just Leave!" yelled the Arbiter.
"Fine you big grouch!" yelled Master Chief. "Hey what the heck is that? Oh my Gosh. It's the Death Star. I'm glad I have these lightsabers. Now were do I get a ship?" asked Master Chief. "Oh there is one right there!" said Master Chief excitedly.
On the Death Star.
"Wow I wonder why we built a ship for training Spartans?" asked a marine. "Because Reach was destroyed, you moron!" yelled Lieutenant Dopehigh. "Oh yeah" said the marine.
"I don't know, but I don't care" said a Black armoured Spartan. "Master Chief has Pink Underwear" yelled many White armoured Spartans. "Step 1!" yelled the Black armoured Spartan. "Oh my gosh! Its Darth Vader, and some Storm Troopers are coming. I will do what Obi-wan could never do. Kill, Darth, Vader. Ahhh!" yelled Master Chief.
"Hey it's Master Chief he- ahhh." a bloodcurdling cry was heard the from Black armoured Spartan. As Master Chief cut them up. "What the? What is Master Chief doing?"asked Lieutenant Dopehigh.