Sometimes everyone gets a little random fit. And it makes me throw up a little.
This is a compilation of Random quotes I've spewed forward from the rectum that they call a "mouth" that has done this before and therefore lost my... virginity to the insanity...?
Anyway. Sit back, and enjoy the RANDOMNEsS!
"Hello fine sir! I'm Beast Boy today, and I'll be your server! I'll be providing you with service today. And. Yeah! OOOKAY! Let the slide show begin!"
(SNIKKT!)
(Groan!)
Anyway. Clipshow over. Metrion will be represented by Starfire, and I shall represent Beast Boy. As the moron, I will have the most quotes. Our friend Mandy shall be Raven. No one will be Cyborg. (Because NO OONE loves Cyborg:D) And Robin shall be random people of varying personalities. His nickname shall be Moody. No. Not Moody from Harry Potter. Moody as in Moodswings.
So. We will start from the magic Starfire casts.
Information needed to grasp the incongruous concepts:
Kori'andr (probably misspelled. :D) is Starfire.
Kori'lakka is her mother
Klarron- Vacation
Garfield Logan- Beast Boy
. (o O o) .
Kori: "And back in the Terral region of Tam'ran we lived in a trailer..."
Kori'l: "Are you a frickin' retard? We never lived in a trailer! We spent KLARRON in a trailer."
Gar: "HAHA. Your mom called you a retard!"
Kori: "Stop it. I was having a brain lag!"
Snikkt!
Kori: "Blackfire deserved her nipples!"
covers mouth-
Gar: "HAHA! YOU SAID NIPPLE!"
Kori: "SHUT UP! I MEANT CRIPPLED LEG! SHUT UP!"
Snikkt!
Gar: "Why do you save these quotes? WAIT. ARE YOU PORTRAYING ME AS A FUCKWAUD. HOW MUCH OF ONE!"
Kori: Let's see what they think.
Snikktttttttttttt!
Kori: Now it's time for some Garfield embarrassment.
Gar: Please no:(
Kori: Oh yes, friend Oddz. You will PERISH AT THE HAND OF MY BOLOGNA. I MEANT NIPPLE. I MEAN... :(
Gar: I feel smug now. You thought about the word nipple. WAIT.
awestruck-
ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT I LIKE MANDY? :(
Kori: Huh? OHHH. HOW CUTE
Gar: GAH! CUT TO THE CLIPSHOW! CUT TO THE CLIPSHOOOOW!
Snikkt!
Gar: -singing in the shower in a Russian accent- Eef jew vant to, I kun shaave you. WAIT. NO.
Snikkt!
SNIKKT!
Gar: We're skipping that one.
Kori: No! Go back!
!TKKINS
Gar: "Ow. I just shit my head. I MEAN HIT. HIT. HITTT. OWW. NOW I'M STUCK IN THE CHAIR! The computer chair is eating me. FUCKING CHAIR! AUGH! OW MY STOMACH!"
Snikkt.
Gar: -blush-
Kori: - makes an o-o face-
Gar: ...
Kori: ...
Gar: ...
Kori: Phuh. Paha. PAHAHA!
Gar: Shut up. :(
Snikkt.
More Random when METRION STOPS BEING GONE!
JESUS. IT'S ALABAMA. MOVE IN THE FUCKING HOUSE AND BE DONE WITH IT D