A/N: two reviews… man am I pathetic, sadieluver715 just for you I have replaced all modern bad words put in by me with Renaissance ones! If you should see anymore bad words such as "damn" or "ass" well Shakespeare needed to entertain the groundlings (poor people too cheap to buy a seat) with profanity and perverted jokes.

For the costumes the guys are all wearing those Renaissance puffy shirts and doublets (Robin wears black through out the entire thing mourning his father's death.) Raven's the queen, therefore she is rich so she'd be wearing something like in that painting of Queen Elizabeth I at age 13 except in purple (only royalty could wear purple, it was a very expensive dye) Starfire's Ophelia, if she's seeing the prince she'd have to be upper class so put her in a red bodice (red was another expensive color) that laces up in the back (this means you had servants, servants money) black was kinda expensive so I guess that's the color of her skirt-

Random groundling: Enough with the fashion lesson! Start the show you mewling fat-kidneyed mammet!

A/N: Fine you infectious whoreson maggot-pie! Alrighty then, Hamlet has just returned from England only to learn that his father died and his mom married his uncle.

"Raven married to Slade…" Robin said as he shivered. "That is wrong on so many levels."

"Wha? Raven married Slade! Nasty! How come she didn't invite us to the wedding?" B.B asked.

A/N: Enough! Tell him about the ghost.

"Oh yeah," B.B said "Robin I've seen a ghost a couple of times that looked a lot like your dad."

"Take me to him"

A/N: Later that night Hamlet saw the ghost of his father.

"Robin," Batman said, "I did not die a natural death."

"Then how'd you die?"

"The serpent that took my life now wears my crown."

"My Uncle?"

"Yes-"

"SLADE? I'm related to Slade, when the heck did Raven cast him?"

"Yes you're related to him stop whining about it. Man were you easer to deal with before your hormones kicked in," pause, "Robin I want you to avenge my death, I can't reach heaven until you do. The sun draws near I must go back to purgatory." Batman said as he faded into nothing.

"I will."

A/N: Now that Hamlet's seen the ghost of his dad he gets to go insane! Now let's talk a little about Hamlet's tragic flaw - he thinks too much for his own good. Don't get it ask your English teacher or go to spark notes. Okay so Polonius knows that Hamlet's going out with his daughter Ophelia and by now everybody knows he's insane.

"Alright, Robin is insane, time for us to speculate why." Raven said.

"I think he's on drugs." Slade said.

"We're in 11th century Denmark, drugs haven't been invented yet." She said in her monotone voice.

"I know why!" Cyborg said. "Look at all of these crappy poems he's been writing for Starfire." He gave one of Robin's letters to Raven; she read it then passed it on to Slade.

"That truly is crap."

"You really think he's insane because of love?" asked Slade.

"Probably" said Cyborg.

"Robin is young, he makes a good point. I think they'd be happy together and Hamlet should get married soon…" Said Raven, then Starfire walked in looking a little afraid.

"I was in my room doing what is called embroidery, yes? Then Lord Robin came in with doublet unbuttoned and his stockings hung at his ankles. He looked very pale like that of a norfka. Then he walked up to me."

"Is he in love with you?" Slade asked.

"Robin has feelings of the love for me!" Starfire said cheerfully, "I mean… yes that is what I guess he is feeling."

"Then what did he do?" asked Cyborg.

"He grabbed my arm, and then took a step back, and then he looked at me for a long time. Then he had on a look of the sorrow and sighed. After that Robin left walking in a backward manner because he kept looking at me while he left. This is not normal way of showing affection, correct?"

"Maybe it's because I told you to send all of his letters back and not let him visit you." Cyborg guessed.

A/N: Next chappie Hamlet goes crazy on Ophelia, proves Claudius guilty, hits on Ophelia and then goes crazy on his mom!