A/N: my two reviews have slowly progressed to three, very sad… probably cuz of the crappy summary… or because you gleeking clapper-clawed coxcombs don't appreciate people going crazy and than dieing! Insanity and death WHAT'S BETTER THAN THAT?

Warning: Some perverted Shakespeare jokes in this chappie.

A/N: As the days went on his insanity grew, it grew greatly. He began walking around the castle pondering out loud about life and death, says the "To be or not to be" speech (read it in the book, I consider it a sin to write it in modern English) then Ophelia walks in.

"The fair Starfire enters, remember me when you pray." Robin said.

"Hello Robin," Starfire said, "I have some gifts of yours that I have been trying to give back to you. I ask that you please take them." She held out a necklace.

"I didn't give you that." Robin said.

"Robin, you know you have given them to me. And you have written many lovely letters that are no longer of the lovely because for a while you haven't been very lovely." She said very sadly. Robin laughed a little.

"Are you good?" Robin asked.

"Robin?"

"Are you beautiful?"

"Robin what do you speak of?"

"Strange how beauty's power can more easily change a good respectable girl into a whore than the power of goodness can make a beautiful girl a virgin," he paused, "I did love you once."

"You made me believe so."

"You should not have believed me!" all of a sudden he began to go insane; "I loved you not! Get thee to a nunnery! Why would you give birth to more sinners? I am a pretty good person but I could accuse myself of things that it would have been better if my mother had not borne me!" He paused, "say where is your father?"

"At home."

"Lock him in there so he can only be a fool in his own house! Good day!" he started to leave.

"Dear Lord, please help him." Then Robin stopped walking turned around and walked back to Starfire.

"If you do marry, marry a fool since wise men know that you'll cheat on them! Actually, hence forth there shall be no more marriages! Those who are married can stay married but everyone else will stay single! Get thee to a nunnery! I don't understand women, God gives you one face and you paint yourselves another! Get thee to a nunnery at once!" Then Robin stormed off leaving Starfire in tears. Cyborg and Slade walked out.

"It's alright we heard it all." Cyborg said.

"I'll send him to England to get back the money they owe us. Hopefully he'll return sane. I still don't think he's crazy because of love." Slade said.

"He is and you know it!" Cyborg said.

"Fie, why can't I be Hamlet!" Slade said under his breath.

A/N: Remember how the Ghost wanted Hamlet to avenge his death? Well Hamlet thinks the ghost may be the devil trying to trick him into committing murder, so he decided to test things out by getting a group of actors to perform a play about a murder similar to the one that already happened. We are now in the castle's theater place or wherever.

"Robin come sit over here." Raven said.

"No thanks mother, the view is more beautiful over here." Robin said as he took a seat next to Starfire.

"What did I tell you?" Cyborg said to Slade, "Look at that."

"Shall I lie in your lap, Lady Starfire?" Robin said to Starfire.

"No, Lord Robin," she answered.

"I mean my head upon your lap."

"Alright." Then Robin put his head on Starfire's lap.

"Did you think I was being perverted?"

"I think of nothing."

"Lovely thought to lie between a girl's legs." He said with a grin.

"And what is there?"

"Nothing," Robin grinned again, Starfire looked down and sighed understanding for once what "nothing" was slang for in Shakespeare's time, "Somebody's happy tonight." Robin sat up

"Why wouldn't I be? Look at how happy my mother is and only two hours after my father died." He purposely said loudly so Raven could hear.

"Robin, it has been four months since your father has passed."

"What difference does it make?"

"The show is starting"

Player Queen: I love you! You're the best husband ever!

Player King: I love you too!

Player Queen: I shall never remarry especially to any of your relatives whose name happens to start with "S" and end with a "D". Doing that would be a horrible sin and I could never forgive myself. Farewell. I love you. ((leaves))

Player King: I love you too. I shall take a nap. ((goes to sleep))

King's nephew: I shall now kill my brother with eye poison! ((Pours poison))

"It was ear poison you prating fly-bitten dewberry!" Slade said, then everybody stared at him.

"Batman was right." Robin said to himself.

"I've got to kill that kid," he said to himself, "I, uh… gotta go." Slade got out of his seat and ran away. Robin got up and ran after him. However when he found Slade he was praying… yes it's a little weird but Slade was praying. Then Robin realized if he were to kill him then he'd go to heaven instead of hell where he belonged, so he left.

"Yo Robin, your mother wants to see you." Cyborg said.

"Why?" Robin asked.

"I don't know but man is she gonna whoop yo ass now."

A/N: Later in Queen Gertrude's room, Polonius is hiding behind the curtains so he can listen to what will go on.

"Robin, you have your father much offended." Raven said in her monotone voice.

"You have my father much offended." Robin answered.

"You're answering me foolishly."

"You're questioning me evilly!"

"Robin, what, why?"

"What's the problem now?"

"Robin, have you forgot me?"

"No you are the queen! Your husband's brother's wife!" He said madly, "not only that you are my mother even though I wish it were not so!" Robin took his sword out of his sheath, "Come, sit you down now, you shall not budge I will set up a mirror so you may see the inmost part of you!" Then he advanced toward Raven with his sword.

"What the? Are you trying to kill me?" still in her monotone voice

"Somebody help! Robin's trying to kill Raven!" Cyborg yelled from behind the curtains.

"A rat? He's a dead rat now." Robin went to the curtain and stabbed it, killing Cyborg.

"I am slain. Man my death is so pathetic! Why didn't you tell me there wasn't a fight scene?"

"Shut up and die!" she said quietly to Cyborg "Robin, what did you do?"

"I know not, is it the king?" he pulled back the curtains revealing Cyborg; then he shrugged and picked him up by the legs and began dragging him out of the room. "Now that I've committed murder, I think I should leave. This politician who was a babbling idiot in life is finally quiet. Have a lovely night, mother, and don't let Slade seduce you into his bed," he said to Raven, then looked at Cyborg and said, "Come sir, let's finish our business. Good night mother."

A/N: Yay! Somebody died; we have a new narrator for the next chappie!

Cyborg: This is lame! I have a crappy death and then I have to narrate! What is this!

A/N: Yes, now tell the readers what's up next.

Cyborg: ((narrows eyes)) ok then, Ophelia gets to go insane, Hamlet and Laertes beat the crap outta each other, someone else dies and I won't have to do this any more!