.4th chapter. Thanks , you guys for giving some opinion. Since there's someone(a reviewer) wants scene on Rey with Luna, JSL, you asked for it.

Kira has gone to PLANT for his first debut to be a pop star. Back to Minerva, we now had Rey trying to give the parcel of clothing to Luna that was assigned by Athrun. He was looking for Luna after the meeting, but he just couldn't find her.

"Where might she be?" Rey thought, he was wandering around the ship looking for this violet haired girl. "Ah, there's Meyrin. Might as well ask her were Lunamaria could be?" Rey's mind bounced up as he spotted Meyrin. He approach to Meyrin to ask her.

"Meyrin, Commander Zala has something that is needed to be returned Lunamaria. Do you know where she is?" Rey asked her.

"She's in infirmary, I don't know what's the reason…..she seems unwell. By the way, what's Commander Zala returning?" she pointed at the piece of parcel Rey was holding.

"I don't know but, I suspect it contains those clothing he wore yesterday. Also, thanks for telling where Luna is." Rey said before he gone off to the infirmary.

Luna was in the infirmary. She was feeling not so well. Her body was quite hot and stress. She needed some rest, said the doctor. Not too soon, Rey stepped into the infirmary. He asked the nurse where's Luna, the nurse pointed at the corner of the room. He thanked the nurse and moved towards Luna's bed. Luna noticed Rey's arrival, she sat up from her bed as he advanced nearer.

"Hello Rey, what do want? Luna greeted when Rey in a little stress out manner. The reason was that she was having her………..

"Lunamaria, Commander Zala wants to hand these to you." Rey said as he shoved the parcel to her.

Luna got more pissed when she heard the name "Commander Zala". She don't know what had crept into her sanity and made her felt a crush on this perverted crossdresser. How could the great coordinator got into the wrong showering section in the first place? Then, put on her clothes. Eventhough his clothes were took for laundry without his knowledge but, he shouldn't wear a girl's clothing, maybe he has this kid of hobby?. To make matter worse, he even put on her …..you know(note: read past chapters). She regretted that she had a crush on him.

"Rey, you don't have to give that to me. Give it back to that accidental-crossdresser Commander Zala. I hope my clothes will be tight enough break his balls to lose all of his hormones then, he could finally be a real woman." replied Luna insultingly. She didn't even touch that parcel cause she was afraid that she would be infected by the stupidity of the accidental-crossdresser Athrun Zala.

"Lunamaria, it's not nice of you to comment the commander like that. Maybe he got his own reasons." Rey explained in a please-understand-Commander-Zala manner.

"What reasons could he have for this kind of act? Is it 'Oh, I got in to the wrong room' and 'Oh, my clothes gone, I have to wear these'. Even a five year old kid could sense this craptatious(does this word exist?) excuse was lame and conning. Besides, are you trying to be the high-ups pet?" Luna scowled at Rey for defending the something-wrong-commander.

"Lunamaria!" Rey's voiced a little too audible to be heard. "Why are you being so bitc-y..no, I mean unpleasant today? Does it have anything to do with your unwell ness ? Please tell me what's wrong with you today?" Rey voiced out of concern.

"It's none of your business. It's something personal that you shouldn't know." Luna looked aside flushing.

"Tell me Lunamaria cause it's quite important to me" Rey said as he looked more concern than before.

"Why is that quite important to you?" Luna asked.

"Because, if Minerva is under attack we won't have a gunner available for defense. Then, we have to remake our defense strategy if you're not available." Rey stated.

"So, I am basically a Minerva's gunner to you. Did you think of me as a human?" Luna replied. She was quite pissed off now.

"Militarily, yes your just Minerva's gunner. Second, I think of you as a coordinated human. Humans are naturals." Rey give details on his thoughts. This really starts to piss Luna more.

"Even we were coordinated but, we're still humans." Luna answered.

"Okay I lose. Anyway, what's your reason for being unwell? Coordinators are supposed to be immune to all types of diseases. If you're really feeling not well then, it must be something bad?" Rey said.

"You don't have to know. You won't understand how it feels." Luna flushed again.

"If you won't tell me, I'm gonna ask the doctor." Rey tried to move away from Luna but was grasp in the wrist by Luna.

"No, you don't have to." Said Luna while clutching on his wrist.

"Luna, don't tell me it's a sickness that coordinators could get." Rey looked afraid.

"Rey, don't be scared. You won't get this kind of Luna said. Her flushed deepens.

"If you, a coordinator could get it. I would too. Tell me, it's important for the whole kind of coordinator." Rey's voice raised in fear.

"It's condition that both naturals and coordinators could not evade. But worry not Rey, you won't and really won't get into this condition." Luna said. Her face burns into a red crimson.

"Why I won't really get this kind of condition?" Rey asked curiously.

"Because…….it's because….it's just because you won't get it. So you don't have to know." Luna responded in a just-stop-this-conversation-now manner.

"Look, your whole face is red, your body cells could be under destruction. It must be that condition you got. I have to call the doctors." Rey freed from her clutch and moved to the doctor near them but, Luna yelled 'stop' to him.

"Stop, I'll tell you. It's……"

Rey returned back nearer to Luna's place. "It's what?"

"Fine, it's PMS" she sigh after telling him. But, that didn't clear her flush.

"What's that and what does it stands for?" Rey asked. He really is dumb.

"You're so dumb. Don't tell me you got your brains fried." Now Luna started to get furious and is fuming with anger plus the feeling of embarrassed. "Anyway, just get out from here. I don't wanna see you at this moment!" she shouted at him. Her eyes widened with anger and flares could be seen in it.

Rey suddenly freak out and ran out from infirmary. He accidentally bumped or to be exact knocked down Shin who was around the hallway after he ran out.

"Watch where you're going, don't you have eyes?" Shin spout out.

"Sorry….." Rey said, he still had the freak out look till now.

"Hey, you looked freak out. What's the matter?" Shin asked. It was the first time he saw Rey freak out.

"It just that Luna got a condition that is known as PMS and she was acting like quite PO. Anyway, Shin, you know what's PMS?" the now looking dumb Rey asked.

"Hahahahahaha..arhg hahhaa 'cough' cough'" Shin burst into laughter after hearing that.

"Shin, what's so funny? Come on tell me what's PMS? Does it stands for 'Phase Mode Shift' just like the Phase Shift armor in our MS?" Rey is looking more dumb.

"Hahahahahahhaha 'coughX2'" Shin burst into a laughter again. He could have died laughing knowing how dumb is Rey. He held his hurt-by-laughing stomach to prevent him from feeling more pain.

"Shin, Answer me!" Rey looked at Shin seriously.

"Sorry Rey, it's just too funny. Alright, I'll explain." Shin answered. Rey was now seriously starting to hear his words.

"PMS stands for Pre Mature Syn… ops not that it's Pre Menstrual Syndrome. It a syndrome where every young woman experienced before their mens…."

"So, it means we won't get them, right?" Rey cut in.

"Hahahahaha, Rey your foolishness is getting worse. Didn't you learn this in human physical education." Shin was astonished with Rey's dumbness.

"Whatever, continue telling me."

"Well, there's a menstrual cycle for every young woman. The menstrual cycle occurred if the ovum did not …something…with a man's sperm. So, it came out together with blood from the woman's …you know" Shin explained simply. But, the explaination concluded Rey with the world's dumbest conclusion.

"So, basically Lunamaria needs sperm to prevent her from this syndrome." That was the world's most stupid way of preventing PMS figured by a ZAFT pilot .

Shin's oxygen level in his body decreased 50 due to the cause of laughing too much. His body even rolled 720 degrees back-forth for 3 times on the floor because he was succumb too much into Rey's dumbness.

"So, I gonna save Lunamaria by giving her my sperm." Rey said as he motioned back to the infirmary.

"Wait Rey, you're wrong……ahahahahahahah 'coughX2 ' no you don't have to hahahaha" Shin tried to stop him but, failed because he couldn't control his laughter.

Rey walked back into the infirmary to save Luna from this syndrome she had with his idensha. He moved to Luna's bed again.

"Rey, you're bothering me. What's it now?" Luna asked looking pissed.

"I'm gonna save you from this condition you're having."

Note: Idensha-sperm

This must be another chapter of dumb fic of mine. Sorry for the slow update cause I have been reading other author's fanfic so don't have time to update mine. Umm.. is that how young woman feels when they had their period? I don't know what it feels like but, people said if a girl looked pissed for no reason, she must be having her period. Is it true? Anyway, pls review and give suggestions.