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"I know what to do," Slade said to himself, "I'll send the little brat to England and have two fools bear a letter giving instructions to kill him." Raven walked in.
"Slade," she said, "Robin just killed Cyborg and hid the body. Thought you should know. Bye." She left. Then Robin walked in jumped on the table and kicked everything off it.
"Now Robin, where is Cyborg?"
"At supper."
"At supper, where?"
"Now where he eats, but where he is eaten. A bunch of worms and rust are at him now. We fatten all creatures to feed ourselves and we fatten ourselves for maggots. A fat king and lean beggar are no more than two dishes at the same table. That's all I'm saying." Robin said as he sat on the table swinging his legs back and forth. Slade raised an eyebrow. "Did you know that a man can fish with a worm that ate of a king, and eat of that fish that hath fed of that worm?"
"What do you mean by this?"
"That a king may end up in the guts of a beggar."
"Where is Cyborg?"
"In heaven."
"Where is Cyborg?"
"In heaven, if your messenger can't find him there, look in the other place yourself."
"Tell me where is Cyborg!"
"Well if you don't find him this month, you'll smell something in the lobby."
"Go seek him there." Slade told his servants.
"He will stay till ye come!" he shouted to the servants as they left, "tedious fools."
"Robin, you're going back to England for a little while."
"Alright, good-bye mother!"
"Robin, I'm your father."
"No you married my mother, became one with her so you are my mother. Bye mom!" Robin said as he happily left.
Cyborg: Cause: Her father dies Affect: Ophelia goes insane.
Starfire walked in, now insane, her hair was all messed up and her skirt was dirty and torn a little "Where is the fair queen of Denmark?"
"What are you doing?" Raven asked. Then Starfire began to sing a Tamaranian folk song.
"He is dead and gone lady; he is dead and gone, at his head a green turf of the earthly plant grass and at his heals a stone of the grave."
"Starfire?" Raven's eyes widened, "she actually knows cool morbid songs?" she thought. Then Slade walked in, Starfire sang.
"And will he not come again? No, no, he is dead, go to thy death bed, he never will come again."
"What does she mean by this?" Slade asked, Speedy walked in, Starfire sang again.
"By Gis and St. Charity, Alack, and fie, for shame! Young men will do't if they come to it. By God they are to blame. Quoth she, "Before you tumbled me, you promised me to wed." He answers, "So would I ha' done, by yonder sun, an thou hast not come to my bed." Then Starfire looked a little mad and crossed her arms. Everyone's mouths dropped open, I had to read the song a few times before I got it, it's actually pretty funny.
"How long has my sister been like this?" Speedy asked. Starfire took a bunch of twigs out of her skirt.
"There is rosemary," she gave a twig to Speedy, "Earthly plant of remembrance. Remember. There is pansies," she gave him another twig, "Earthly plant of thoughts." Speedy looked at the twigs in shock. The Starfire went to the queen "Here are fennel and columbines for you," she gave Raven a fork and a twig, "on Earth they symbolize adultery, correct?" she walked over to Slade, "There is some rue for you," she put a leaf on his head, "and here is some for me!" she tucked a leaf in her bodice, "Here's a daisy," she held out a nail and Slade took it, "It's for unhappy marriage," she quietly said, "I'd give you some violets but they all withered away when my father died. They say he made a good end. Hey nonny nonny, hey nonny nonny…" she left the room singing.
"Sorrow and affliction, passion, hell its self- she makes almost makes them seem pretty." Speedy said with grief as he looked at his "flowers"
Cyborg: Later that day.
Starfire is walking by the river picking more "flowers" and singing her songs when she falls in, she doesn't do anything just lays there, not knowing the danger she's in and-
Cyborg: BOO YAH! I don't have to narrate anymore!
A/N: Yes you do. They need her body during the funeral.
Cyborg: ((glares)) Alright, Claudius sends Hamlet to England, Hamlet reads the letter that says he's supposed to die and, writes a new one arranging for the two idiots who were carrying the letter to die, he comes back; him and Horatio have a little fun with a skull and then notice a funeral. And remember you can't spell funeral with out fun!
Robin just finished mourning for the court jester then he looked at the skull again and said, "I don't know why Starfire keeps putting on makeup," Robin said, "we're all going to end up like this in the end," then Robin looked around the mausoleum they were standing behind and saw the funeral, his eyes widened, "The fair Starfire?"
Starfire's body is about to be laid into her grave. Speedy knelt down before the body and laid a cloth over her. "Lay her in the Earth," he said, "and from her fair and unpolluted flesh May violets spring." They lowered Starfire into her grave, and Raven tossed some flowers in it.
"Thought I'd be tossing flowers on your wedding bed, never thought I'd be tossing them in your grave. Okay… maybe once or twice." Raven said, "Fie, why didn't you marry my son."
"Damn whoever did this to you! Damn him ten thousand times!" Speedy yelled, "don't burry her yet," he jumped into Starfire's grave and embraced his sister's corpse "pile dirt on the living and dead, higher than Mt. Olympus!"
"Whose grief is so great, whose words of sorrow make the stars stop in sadness. They're mine!" Robin said to Speedy. Speedy got out of the grave.
"THE DEVIL TAKE THY SOUL!" Speedy said then he jumped Robin, after a while of fist-fighting Speedy started strangling Robin.
"Guys," Beast Boy said, "chill."
"Robin, Speedy! Stop it!" Raven said, "Part them," Then some servants pulled Robin and Speedy away from each other.
"I'll fight him over this issue until I haven't the strength to blink." Robin said.
"And what issue is this?" Slade asked.
"I loved Starfire! Forty thousand brothers could not with all their quantity of love, make up my sum! What would you do for her? Cry? Fight? Stop eating? Cut yourself? Drink vinegar? Eat a crocodile? I'd do it all and more! Did you come here to outface me by dramatically leaping into her grave? To be buried alive with her. So have I. So you're going to rant about mountains? They'd pile so much dirt on us it's make Mt. Olympus look smaller than-"
"Lord Robin, you would partake in those acts of suffering for me?" Starfire flew out of her grave with hearts in her eyes and hugged Robin. Everyone stopped for a second. Robin pulled Starfire aside.
"We're acting; you're supposed to be dead." He said, "You can't just fly out of your grave!"
"Oh," she answered, "Wait then you would not partake in acts of suffering for me?" she glared at him.
"We can talk about that later… get back in your grave." Starfire glared at him as she went back into her grave. "Um… They'd pile dirt on us so high it'd make Mt. Olympus look like a speck of dust! See I can rant just as well as you!"
"And we thought he was crazy before." Raven said.
"Don't worry he'll be dead soon enough." Slade said.
"What was that?"
"Um, he'll be um ahead in his sanity soon enough yeah…"
"Whatever."
Cyborg: Can I stop narrating now?
A/N: Yes. ((rolls eyes)) Starfire, your turn.
Starfire: In the next chapter Laertes and Claudius shall plot to kill Lord Hamlet, then in the scene in which many of the characters, yes? Will die.