Ahhh, for those of you who don't like how this fic is structured, you can stop reading if you want. I tried to write paragraphs already, and it just…doesn't work out for this. Hehe, so I suppose I shall continue the way it is.
Disclaimer: This sentence clearly states that I don't own Naruto.
Sasuke and his Psychiatrist
(By some unknown forces of evil (and perhaps good) Sasuke is now back with the psychiatrist)
Pyschiatrist: So now, Zasooke, I've heard several rumors that you and Naruto have been participating in many….disturbing activites…Especially in the closet. How so?
Sasuke: …I have no obligation to answer you…
Kakashi: (happy face) Oh yes, they were fooling around all right…
Sasuke: Why are you here?!
Kakashi: I thought this would be fun. (heart heart) And anyways, everyone else is here too, so I didn't want to be left out…(waves towards everyone)
Shino: (counting his bugs)
Ino: (giggles) This is going to be sooo fun! I never went to a psy—syhci—psiki—
Sasuke: (bluntly) A psychiatrist, you idiot.
Ino: That's right! Teeheeheehee! You're so smart, Sasuke-koochiepoo!
Sasuke: …
Kiba: You know, why are we here anyways?
Neji: (distantly) It was fate that brought us all here.
Sakura: Yes! Fate and friendship! We should all be friends here! Friendship is as good as chocolate chip cookies! Friendship is what shapes our world! Nobody can live without friendship!
Kiba: (mutters) Since when did she become a friendship freak?
Shikamaru: (shrugs)
Shino: By the way, Naruto should be coming up here any second…
Sasuke: ….No…He can't…..He can't! Shut him out!
Naruto: (pokes head in) Is this the right room?
Sasuke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Naruto: (confused) It isn't?
Kakashi: Nah. This is the right room. Sasuke's just going love-crazy.
Sasuke: (grumbles)
Random Chuunin: You know, nothing really exciting happens here…
Random Jounin: (nods solemnly) Yes indeed…
Mizuki: (randomly smashes through wall) Hand over the forbidden scrolls!
Random Chuunin: (goes white) Dear lord! He's armed! And…and he's got the finger!
Random Jounin: (blinks)
Mizuki: (proudly) yes! It's the finger 2500! It slices! It dices! It even makes pumpkin pie!
Random Chuunin: We'd better watch it, that thing's loaded!
Mizuki: Now, put the scrolls in here! (holds out Mcdonald's happy meal bags) Or else I'll be forced to use The Finger!
Random Chuunins and Jounins: (files in the room) Hold it! We're armed with the Finger 2500.0005! With its newly upgraded ammunition, nothing can stand in its way!
Mizuki: …..Damn….(taken away)
Random Jounin: (blinks)
(10 minutes later)
Random Chuunin: You know, nothing really exciting happens here…
When will Ino ever say psychiatrist right? And what happened to Hinata? Why am I asking these useless stupid questions? And why is my stupid lucky eight ball always saying: 'out to lunch'? I just don't know. I don't think my potato chips know either.