I decided to get this up in the same day, because I have nothing better to do.

Right, forgot, I don't own Harry Potter, blah blah blah... yada yada yada, ok, I'm done.

Right, I own all rights to who I am listing as Dumbledore's best and might be only friend.

Can I ask a question?

Why do I let myself get talked into these things?

Did I not expicitley say that no one would be interested in my story?

I seem to remember that. My memory might be failing, I may be just imagining it, but I think I did say that.

Harry James Potter will pay for bringing this up...

Well, apparantly a little person I know by the name of Ailene Weasley was listening to me and Mr. Potter while we were talking.

Ailene being Fred and George Weasley's neice, has inherited their charater, much to Hermione's dismay, and Ronald's amusment.

We were eating dinner that night, when she suddenly brings this subject up.

"Uncle Dumbledore?" (The nickname she named for me. Cute little three year old, let me tell you, and as smart as her mother.)

"Yes?" I reply, not knowing what she was going to say.

"I think Uncle Harry's right, that you should do your story."

I dropped my fork with a kinkle on the plate, and shot a look at Harry, who looked as bewildered as I felt. Harry was looking at me with a look that said, "I DIDN'T DO IT!"

Wait, doesn't he always have that look?

No, I'm thinking of Ron.

I was about to say something, when Hermione smiled. "I think that's a brilliant idea Professor!"

And before I knew it, everyone was saying how brilliant it was.

Harry had this huge smirk on his face, saying "I told you so." so loudly, I think my dead aunt could hear him.

He will pay. I will haunt him once I die if I have to. I will get him back for this.

Ok, maybe not, because Harry somewhat redeemed himself by asking Ailene how she knew what they were talking about.

The little girl looked sheepish and said, "I was... I was listening."

I could swear that mine and Harry's eyes were going to roll into the back of our heads. What else is new with the world?

Hermione looked shocked, Ron was wideyed, Ginny had stopped eating and there was a long pause around the table.

Then thankfully, Dylan broke the silence by saying, "Hi."

We all went back to eating... and I cursed the day I convinced Harry James Potter to be curious and seek knowledge.

And well, that's the prelude, I suppose... you know, this isn't so bad once you give it a shot!

Thank you Dumbledore, for such a amusing review of the events that happened before you wrote the book. Now could you write the actual book?
Dumbledore: Don't rush me, I shall.
Katrina: Oh yes, and you know, I finally havean insight on how you get rid of your temper.
Dumbledore: grins Learned that trick back when I had a temper as bad as Harry's. I would just rant onto paper.
Katrina: rolls eyes Figures. Anyway guys, review if you want, I don'tcare.

Katrina