It's me again! I'd like to apologise profusely about the very bad spelling and grammar of the last chapter. I was just so excited! Yes, I know that 2 reviews aren't alot but I had a great idea and my ideas have a tendancy to run off with Javert's pudding as soon as they come so I had to catch it quick with a butterfly net! Ok, maybe a little bit on the way too informative side but hey, I'm crazy! I'd also like to add that I actualy really love Marius, I just had a block and needed another fop... let's be sad for Marius.
DISCLAIMER: If I actually did own any of these things, do you think I'd be wasting my time with you people? Just joshing! Although, I would make Erik sing for me. All day.
WARNING: Any brain cells you lose or foppish activity gained from this phic will not be acounted for by the Javertspudding. website, you'll have to deal with the fop.
Chapter 2: A really BIG problem.
The door to the amazingly amazing room finally opened after a whole day of waiting for the next chapter to be submitted. Raoul jumped up and walked (Rule number 1 in the Fop Handbook: NEVER run unless you're being threatned with siccors to cut your hair off. This MUST be accompanied by girlish screaming.)to the door.
Standing in the doorway were the other members; Marius, Commodore Norington, Harry Potter and Prince Charming. Raoul put his hands on his hips.
"You're late!" he said dangerously. The rest of the group stared at their feet. After six minutes of complete silence, Harry finally spoke.
"I had to get the new GQ mag." he offered inoccently, holding the offending magazine. Raoul shuddered. Not just because Harry's voice hadn't broken yet, but his hair. It was disgusting. Well, it used to be anyways, but the memories still kept him awake at night, completely annoying Christine. It used to be messy and... well just gross to put it polietly. You couldn't even brush it it was that bad! But, since anything is possible in the Land of Pudding, they had changed his hair to shiney, black straightness. It was now roughly the length of Marius'.
Everyone else was getting rather freaked by the strange smile on Raoul's face but he frequently did that so they just ignored it and fought the urge to slap him, screaming "GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF WOMAN!"
"Er, I was just saying goodbye to Cosette when she tempted me with some Diet Coke." confessed Monsieur Pontmercy. "You know of my addiction."
"What?" snapped Raoul. When everyone else stared at him, completely gormless, he simply sighed. Lucious had never had as much trouble as him.
"Let's get down to buisness." suggested Commadore Norington. THE fop smiled. The Commadore always had such good ideas. Like the time he suggested that they should use the cucumbers on their eyes instead of using them as insufficient coasters. Where did you think that idea came from? Wal-Mart? Or Asda? Please!
They all sat down on the couches and Norington pulled out a pad and a pencil.
"Now,"started Raoul," let's start with the time." He checked his My Little Pony watch. "It is now 4:35 pm. PFS time."
"Got it!" said Norington, scribbling furiously. "4:35pm. Pudding Fop's Standard time. There." he finished with a little flourish.
Suddenly, there was a very high-pitched scream. Everyone looked around to see Prince Charming standing up looking shocked.
"What is it!" cried THE fop, completly concerned. Prince Charming started stuttering, a sure sign something was wrong as he NEVER stuttered, and after an hour in which Marius poured himself a cup of tea and Harry finished reading GQ, he finally got it out.
"SOME ONE HAS STOLEN MY SPARKLY CHERRY LIPGLOSS THAT I GOT FROM SAVE A FOP!" he screamed. Marius dropped his cup of tea.
"What?" yelled THE fop jumping to his feet.
"OH MY GOOD GRAVY!" screamed Harry. "PRINCE CHARMING IS GONNA DIE!" At this announcement, Charming started to cry like a three year old girl that had just bit her own finger.
"This is going to get us no where!" shouted Norington over the cacophony. "The only way to solve this is to jog around in circles screaming like a three year old girl that had just bit her own finger!" Norington was just an idea factory today!
They then procceed to JOG around in circles screaming until the door opened again...
Sorry this chapter was kind of boring, but Prince Charming will be saved! Don't you worry! Our mysterious trouble maker has yet to appear... Muhahahaha! Signing off at 4:47pm PFS time.