I Despise Raoul: YOU ARE FREAKIN' COOL! I mean you are cooler than cool beans! But I'm not sure you want to be my obident servant... I make people go crazy. Seriously.
j752572: ah... the good ol' Legolas fans! I used to be one of those! Oh the foolhardiness of youth!
CharmedLeoLvr: Well, I really like Lucious. He makes me chuckle!
Chapter 4: The "Guest" Arrives (Finally!)!
"Is that-?" cried THE fop. "No! It is! It's the-"
"PHANTOM OF THE OPERA! RUN FOR YOUR MOTHER-LOVING LIVES!" cried Marius in a very high, squeaky voice.
Erik, the amazing guy that he is, just chuckled crazily for a couple of minutes whilst the fops reverted back to the jogging and screaming phase (a/n: can you see the pattern?).
"SHUT UP!" he roared (go Phantom!), as the girlish screaming was getting on his nerves. They immeadiately stopped jogging and the screaming trailed off into the nonexistant distance.
"Now," said Erik, tossing the coveted good, a.k.a. the S.A.F. lip gloss, up and down. Prince Charming whimpered and murmmered something about Erik "not hurting Sheri."
"I would just like to announce the stupidity of this pointless group by saying that I was "hiding" in the corner for about SIX HOURS! I even fell asleep!"he exclaimed disbelieving.
"But I found you!" shouted Legolas cheerfully; rather proud of his amazing detective work. Erik rolled his eyes.
"Oh yes! Well done!" he said, sarcasm dripping off of everyword. But, sadly, all sarcasm is lost on fops. The world may never know why.
"Thanks!" siad Leggy with a great big smile. Erik sighed and mummbled about this being a bad idea.
"The reason I'm here," he continued, "is to be forever rid of this disgusing... thing." he said, referring to the lip gloss. Charming, full of rage, screamed and charged at Erik. Erik was slightly suprised that the Prince had had the guts but thanks to the fact that he's the phantom, he stuck his hand out in the Nick of Time tm and it hit Charming right smack dab in the forehead. Charming then proceeded to do a funny little girlish slap fight in the air whilst Erik just sat there looking amused.
After five minutes, Charming got tired and stopped, panting. "You're so strong!" he cried breathlessly. Erik sighed.
"Thanks fop, but I now must carry on with my master plan! MUHAHAHAHAHA!" Erik then let go of Charming and used his fire-ball-shooting skillz to burninate the beloved SAF Sparkly Cherry Lip Gloss, Sheri.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"cried the entire fop society.
"SHERI!" cried Charming before promptly fainting to the ground.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHA!" cried Erik, enjoying his destruction. "Note to self, "he mumbled, "must kidnap more of The Royal Fop Society's precious objects for immense amusement." And chuckling to himself, he jumped out the window and ran away at the speed of a million wild horses in Texas.
"CHARMING'S DEAD!"cried Harry and Legolas.
"Let us mourn for our friend, Prince Charming." said Norington solemnly. They all nodded and knelt by the "corpse" of Charming and payed their respects. THE fop gave a great eulogy and the world still mourns for Prince Charming...
And the moral of this story is... Never get on the wrong side of the Phantom of the Opera.Either that or never get involved with a lip gloss named Sheri.
I swear I'm not crazy... THIS IS THE END! notice how the "death" of Charming also symbolises the death of this story. but then again, i think it was a still birth to begin with...