Chapter 8 - Opposite sex war

A/N: I wanna say thanks to those who reviewed! ^^ and I'm very, VERY sorry for not updating fast...I've got two reaons. One; another best friend left me alone, two; I'm just very lazy. Sorry! I'll make up for it in the next chapter =D

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"Get OFF me!" yelled Ginny as she tried to push Harry off of her. She was walking in peace to the library when she collide with someone. Unfortunately is was Harry. Bad for Harry because Ginny was plotting her revenge against him.

"I'm trying!" said Harry sheepishly as he saw that he was very close to Ginny's chest. "Stop looking at me that!" Ginny kneeded him in 'his middle leg' and pushed him off of her.

Harry was groaning in pain and holding on his family jewels for dear life. Ginny stood up and brushed her robes. She looked at Harry as if nothing happened. "Watch your back from now on Harry. The wrath of girls isn't good." and she took off.

She didn't care that she just kneeded Harry. It was one thing on her list to do to Harry. An evil grin formed on her pale face. Ginny already spoked to Hermione, and she agreed to help her out. Those boys will suffer the whole weekend! And the whole kneeing thing was just the beginning. Today was friday, classes were over and Ginny had some time to kill before she had to go and see Malfoy. He'll suffer too, but just a little. He wasn't the one who asked her if she was having her period 'Hey, I'm not even close to that!' but still annoyed the hell out of her. Ginny pushed the library doors open and almost stumbled inside. She looked around and found no one studying. 'Not bad, no one to bug me.' She let herself fell in a chair. She took out a parchment, a quill and an inkbottle out of her robe. Always carrying extra. She started to write on top of the parchment; WOPOG (Wrath-of-pissed-off-girls) and scribbled a number one on the left side. Ginny tapped her guill on the table.

'What shall I do to make them suffer? First, Harry, since he's a jerk and I don't like him. Hhm, I can...well..what can I do? Sure I can rip his head off, but then I would be expelled. And I don't see the point in that. Although, I could lock him up for a day or something. Yeah! I could lock up Colin and Harry together! Brilliant Gin!' she smiled and nodded to herself and wrote it down. Ginny had an odd feeling someone was watching her, she lifted up her head but nobody was in the library than herself.

She shrugged and started writing again. 'Now, what will I do with Ron? Blackmailing isn't an option anymore...Maybe I should let Hermione handle this.'

Ginny leaned back in her chair and closed her eyes. Then, she heard whispering. She tried to listen what the whispering was, but it was too soft. Ginny opened her eyes and turned around in her chair, giving her a full view of the library. Suddenly, a chair moved by itself, as it shoved a little away from the table she was sitting at. Then, she saw a print in the chair of someone sitting in it. Ginny looked at it, perplexed before she knew what was going on.

"You shouldn't be here." she mumbled, returning back to her wrath-list.

"Can't help it that I'm bored, and that only you know of my existing." Malfoy's cold voice replied. Ginny looked at the empty spot and sighed. "What do you want? Play tag?" she asked with sarcasm.

"Well, that wouldn't be fair, seeing as you can't even see where I am." responded Malfoy, half serious and half sarcastic.

"Well, talk before I'm going to lose it. What, if I may add, already happened yesterday."

"Ooh, so scared! Wouldn't be in the way of a mad dog, now would I?" he asked, scooting his chair closer to hers. Ginny glared at the chair but choose to ignore his preseance.

"Can't ignore me for ever Weasley." Malfoy said, already knowing that she choose to ignore him. "So tell me Weasley, anything interesting happend?" he asked.

"Now why would you ask me something like that? Very un-Malfoy like."

"Well, me being invisible is already un-Malfoy like, so who cares if it's a bit more?" he asked, raising his eyebrows, but then he rememberd she can't see him. Ginny tried to keep herself from enjoying Malfoy's company.

"Please, go bugger Mrs Norris or something. You can kick the bloody cat off a staircase, and wouldn't even see you." Ginny hinted Malfoy to go away.

"Sorry, already tried that. Did you know that cat's can see invisible people? I found that out just a minute ago." he snickered. Ginny's eyes shot up.

"Hey! You didn't really kick the cat right?" she asked, concerened. She loved animals, even the crazy cat. "Right, no. I didn't use the opportunity to kick the damn animal who's been stalking every student to see if they did anything wrong. Really I didn't." he spitted out sarcastic.

Ginny glared again and quickly wrote on the paper; 2. Buy Malfoy a cat that looks like Mrs Norris. Malfoy noticed her sudden movement and looked at it. "What's that?"

"Nothing." Ginny barked, folding up the paper and sliding it in her pocket. She stood up, gathered her things and walked out of the library, not noticing being followed by Malfoy.

"Is that about the period thing?" he chuckled. Ginny stopped dead in her tracks, she turned around. "How did you know?" she asked, looking at where he was.

"You won't believe what I know Weasley." he stated. There was something in his voice that said he knew alot more then the period thing. "What are you not telling me Malfoy, hmm?" Ginny stepped closer, looking very dangerous.

"I know just enough to say that you make plushie's."

Ginny's eyes popped out of her head. 'Nooo! He can't know! Damn it Ginny! Why the hell did you even made that Malfoy-plushie?!' Ginny could already see the smug look on Malfoy's face. Malfoy was there, in the common room when she ripped off the little Malfoy!

"Weasley, I'll give you two tips. One, if you ever make another plushie of me, please make sure you put my handsomeness in it. Two, start learning about not turning red so fast."

Those two comments made Ginny turn even redder then she already was. She clenched her teeth of anger and embarrassment. "I hate you." she said through gritted teeth.

"I knew that."

Ginny glared before turning around and rushing out of the library.

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Somehow, Ginny managed to get Harry and Colin to speak with her. She acted calm, normal and cheerfull. Maybe they had some suspicions, but her plan will work. 'Stupid gits had it comming.' Her plan was to lure Harry in a classroom, while Colin was already there. Luring Harry wouldn't be a problem. But Colin would be more difficult. Maybe if she said that she has...naked pictures of Malfoy? Ginny chuckled at her own thought and almost fell of her chair in the common room. 'Focus Gin.' Well, that would be a little too gross for her own good, maybe naked pictured of Harry! No wait, telling him to meet her at the classroom because she thinks Harry is also gay! 'Brilliant! I'm on fire today!' Then a little voice at the back of her mind remembered her that she had red hair that looked like burning flames. Ginny sighed and stood from her chair.

"Hermione?" she asked, looking for the bushy haired girl. Hermione was sitting infront of the fireplace, with an evil grin on her face.

"Aah," Ginny scooted next to Hermione as she took a seat. "Picturing Ron as a Bludger?" she asked with a glint of evilness in her eye. Hermione turned to her and nodded with a grin.

"But Mione, I've got a plan! Well, you can handle Ron. I already know what to do with Colin and Harry. Get the picture, Colin AND Harry." Ginny said mysteriously and winked. Hermione just nodded, still with that grin stuck on her face.

"Okay, I'll hope you make him suffer! I'm off now, detention." Ginny said shortly and rushed out of the common room, leaving Hermione with a question in her head.

After ten minute's of walking, Ginny arived at the Room of Requirements. When she opened the door, she accidently threw it in someone's face.

"Merlin Weasley! Can't you watch it!" Malfoy cried out in pain. Ginny just cocked an eyebrow at him but made her way to the sofa.

"Were you planning on sneaking out again?" Ginny asked with a innocent smile on her face and she seated herself on the sofa.

"Yes, I was going to get a mallot and whack Potter into the ground." he said sarcastically, sitting next to Ginny. "Ok, let's get started then!" Ginny quickly stood up and began to collect her things for the potion.

It took her a while to get it right, she blew up the potions four times. And it had something to do with Malfoy, she was sure that he added some extra ingredients if she didn't look. But finally, after her fith attempt, she succeeded. She grinned triumphal and clapped her hands for herself.

"Malfoy, need your spit again." she whined, turning around. Ginny didn't have to say that again, because soon the potion said 'poof' and it was ready. Ginny vialed some up and gave it to 'the air'. Malfoy took it and drank the whole vial. He burped, which causes Ginny to look offended, and gave her back the vial.

Ginny quickly said goodbye and opened the door. But Malfoy's voice stopped her. "I hated weddings when I was young." he suddenly began. Ginny turned around and raised an eyebrow to him. But Malfoy, oblivious to Ginny's confusedness, continued.

"My uncle's and the rest of the old people would poke me in my side and pinch my cheeks, saying; You're next." Ginny raised her other eyebrow at him. What is he trying to say?

"They stopped doing that after I did the same to them at a funeral." Malfoy finally finished. Ginny stood there, she didn't knew whether to be laughing or to look offended again. Malfoy noticed her quietness and asked "It wasn't funny?"

Then Ginny got it, he was trying to tell a joke! The poor guy was just telling her a joke. At a wrong time, but nevertheless, it was a joke. Then a big smile was forming on her face. Ginny couldn't control the smile as it grew bigger and bigger. Eventually, it turned into a chuckle, then some coughing and finally, laughing her arse off. She had to hold her stomach because she was laughing so hard. It wasn't about the joke. But the way Malfoy told it at a boldness tone. And that is was Malfoy trying to tell her a joke! Ginny roared with laughter and fell on the ground. Who would have thought it that a Malfoy would make a Weasley laugh?

"Weasley, it wasn't that funny." Malfoy muttered dumfounded. He made a Weasley laugh.

Ginny, still laughing hard, pointed at him with her finger and tried to say something but because of all her laughing, she forgot to inhale oxygen. She gasped for air but continued to laugh. Her eyes started to water and finally she stood up. She calmed down a little and made her way through the door, still with a very big smile on her face.

Ginny entered the common room once again. But this time with that freaky smile on her face. It was very freaky, even Colin came to ask why she had that freaky smile, because it was freaking him out (A/N: freakiness...)

"Oh, nothing." she answered him with the freaky smile. Colin just shrugged and turned around. But Ginny held his arm from doing it.

"Hey, I've got a secret." Ginny whispered to him. Colin leaned in closer. "Shoot."

"Oh, I can't tell you now! It's verry late and there are too many students up." Colin's eye looked to his left and saw only one sleeping Hermione at a desk. "Tomorrow, at Professor Binn's classroom, six in the morning sharp." she said walking away.

"Why Binn's classroom?" Colin asked surprised.

"Because, no student in their right mind would go there on their own free time." Ginny replied and headed to her dormitory. Just as Ginny was out of sight Colin muttered something. "But that just confirms that we're out of our minds."

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Ginny woke up early that morning. It was Hogsmeade weekend and she knew no one would be up at this time. Just give it two hours and the first students would come to breakfast. Ginny easily rose out of her bed and started dressing herself. And Ginny also knew that Harry would be up. One of the things that she could take advantage off, because of all her stalking him the past few years. She ran down stairs and yes, there he was, reading a book. Ginny quietly snook behind him and whispered in his ear.

"I've got something to tell you Harry. It's been bugging me a long time."

Harry turned around and faced her. "What is it Ginny?" he asked concerned. "Not in here, will you come with me to another place? I'm sure Seasmus has those things hidden in here that he told you about." Harry knew what she was talking about and nodded. She outtha thank the bloke one day because of his 'spy ears' things.

Ginny lead the way through Hogwarts with Harry following her. She knew Colin would be early there so she didn't take any detours. Just straight to Binn's classroom. Harry didn't even ask one question the whole time. They finally arived and Ginny opened the door. She stepped inside and waited at the door for Harry to enter. She saw Colin looking surprised at her. Just when Harry entered the classroom she pushed him further in and ran out of it, closing the door behind her. She quickly pulled out her wand and muttered a locking spell. Screams could be heard from the other side of the room. They were yelling and calling her names. Ginny stood there, just smiling evilly.

But suddenly, the screams turned from anger into fear. They were scared?

"AAh! Who is doing this?!" she heard Harry's voice rooming the hallway.

"Stop it! Ginny do something!" Colin's voice cried.

Ginny started to get worried after she heard some 'smacking' noices. She quickly said the counter curse and opened the door. She saw two books flying in the air, following Colin and Harry, smacking them on the head everytime they ran away from it. It was actually a very funny scene if she knew who it was. Yes, who was it? 'Malfoy!' she thought. Of course, just something sneaky that Malfoy would do.

Ginny waved her arms frantically in the air and mouthed to Malfoy to go away. But obviously, it didn't work, because the books were still pounding on Harry and Colin. She was getting frustrated because she couldn't say Malfoy's name, that would ruin everything. The book wacked off Harry's glasses. "GET OUT!" Ginny yelled.

Suddenly, the two of them looked at her and starting running towards her. They didn't even notice that the books were lying on the floor. Ginny managed to squeek a small 'help' when she saw two very crazy looking boys running to her. But she was saved when the door suddenly closed and locked itself. She heard the angry voices again.

"Damn it Malfoy! Why did you had to do that?!" Ginny swelled with anger.

"Weasley," Malfoy finally spoke. "that was so much fun, can we do it again?" he asked quickly, like a child would ask for candy from his mother.

Ginny sighed and rolled her eyes. "Why do you keep following me?" she asked.

"I think that the reason is very clear?" Malfoy answered with a question of his own. 'Of course, he is bored, and Harry is his enemy. AND he is a Malfoy.'

Ginny sighed loudly, whirled around and walked away from the classroom. Mission accomplished.

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Sorry for the lack of update, see reaons above. And the funeral/wedding thing? I read is somewhere on the net and I found it very funny if Draco would say it to Ginny XD .......and now I realize that it isn't funny....freakiness. Please review, they will make me very happy! n_n I think my Beta is dead or something O.o