Part Four: The Smoking Peanut-Er-Pizza
Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans. I don't own thephrase, the smoking peanut, either. I do own Redwing, Crow, Sunfire, Technala and Beast Lass. And Fatalia B.
Note: I forgot to add what the ((1)) was. Scandium oxide is a word I made up. It may be real, who knows. Scandium is an element, same with oxygen (hint hint 'oxide') Anyway, here's the story!
"What did you say?" Beast Boy asked.
Crow quickly came over and whispered something in Redwing's ear.
"We can kill them when they LEAST expect it. It will be easier that way," Crow hissed.
Redwing nodded and winked her eye.
"Uh, I mean, FATALIA B. wants us to destroy you. We are…uh...against her," Redwing said.
"What?" Technala reacted to Redwing's act.
"Get with the program, Technala," Beast Lass whispered. Technala nodded. Same with Sunfire.
"Rebel clones? I thought that only existed in Beast Boy's mind," Raven said, sarcastically. Beast Boy narrowed his eyes at her. She shrugged.
"Well, we are," Sunfire said.
"Do you not have a place to stay?" Starfire asked.
"Not really," Beast Lass said.
"Come with us then!" Starfire tugged on Sunfire's arm.
"Starfire! We do not know if we can trust them yet," Raven said, looking suspiciously at Redwing and Crow.
"Well, they don't look evil," Beast Boy walked over to Beast Lass and Technala. Then he sniffed them. "They don't SMELL evil, either."
Raven gave up. She rolled her eyes.
"Alright, I suppose they could stay a while, only when we can figure out this puzzle," Robin said.
"Yippee!" Starfire pulled on Sunfire's arm.
"Let go of me, or I'll hurt you," Sunfire said viciously. Starfire backed off.
"What is taking them so long? I would think that if I put the entire group under Redwing's control, they would have annihilated them by now," Fatalia B. was pacing the floor, anger spewing.
"If they don't obliterate them by tomorrow at midnight, I'll make sure Redwing gets a taste of what should have been done to the Teen Titans," Fatalia B. laughed.
She returned to the screen and typed in Technala's tracking number. A smaller screen popped up. It showed Technala, Crow, Redwing, Beast Lass and Sunfire walking with the Teen Titans!
"How dare they betray me, their master! I will make sure all ten of them will die. Then I'll create NEW clones that won't disobey me!" Fatalia B. slammed her fist down on the computer control board.
"You have never heard of Pete Za? It is most marvelously delicious!" Starfire asked Sunfire and Redwing.
"Star, it's PIZZA, and it's not a person," Beast Boy chomped down on his all veggie pizza. They were at the pizza place, eating pizza.
"Remember, we are, um, what's the word, oh yeah, CLONES!" Beast Lass shouted.
"Beast Lass, we can't shout at our new friends," Technala reprimanded, eating her mushroom pizza.
"Wow. This pizza DOES taste good. Too bad we didn't know about it before," Redwing chomped happily on her pepperoni pizza.
"I don't eat junk food," Crow said coldly.
"Oh, come on Crowie, it's really good," Sunfire coaxed him, over and over. Crow finally couldn't take it anymore.
"Give me that," Crow snatched a piece of plain cheese pizza and slowly ate it.
"So? What do you think?" Sunfire said.
Crow gave him a don't-say-I-told-you-so look.
"I knew it!" He snapped his fingers.
"Sooo, if I was a girl, I would look like you?" Beast Boy asked his double.
"I guess so," Beast Lass said, sipping on her drink.
"There must have been a malfunction in our cloning process that made us the opposite of all of you," Sunfire said.
"Like the fact Beast Lass is smarter than Beast Boy," Raven pointed out. Beast Lass blushed, Beast Boy growled.
"But you said our personalities was alike," Cyborg said.
"Somewhat alike. For example, Crow is a lot darker and colder than Raven," Technala explained. "But Raven is the girl version of Crow, so they both CAN'T be dark and cold," she continued. Raven looked mad at what Technala said.
"But why?" Robin asked.
"So, our personalities differ with the gender?" Starfire asked.
"Correct. So Beast Lass is smarter than Beast Boy, Crow is darker, I'm more advanced, Sunfire is not so cautious, and Redwing…" Technala stopped. Raven beckoned her to continue.
"Redwing? Robin? Aren't they both alike?" Starfire said.
"Yes. Redwing is the absolute girl version of Robin. She's not any different," Technala said.
"More advanced than me! What am I, a toy robot?" Cyborg practically had steam spewing from his nose and ears. Beast Lass, Beast Boy, Redwing and Starfire laughed.
Technalasighed. This may be me, but I've grown quite attached to the Teen Titans. I know Fatalia B. sent us out to destroy them, but now, I can't bear to do it.
Sunfire was thinking the same thing. Do we really have to kill them? They have been nice to us. But then again, they don't know a lot about us.
S.E.: What will they do? I haven't really thought of pairings yet, butI know the first pair is RedwingxCrow, maybe?
Chi: S.E. needs our help with love problems!
Natasha: Help us pick out which couples we can use! Cuz S.E. is still learning about couples and all that jazz
S.E.: You can shut up now, Natasha. Oh, I owe all of you people donuts in a chapter. Next chapter WILL involve donuts!