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"...Talking"
'...Thinking'
/Flashback\
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Chapter Two Intro To Sonic
Sonic slowly wakes up. His vision blurry to see a blob of green hovering over him. "What?..." Slowly his vision clears to see a male deep green hedge hog about his age. His quills poking at his face and his left ear with two peircings. ARound his forehear is a pair of black goggles. He wears a loose white shirt with a black oil stain on the bottom, a wrist band with the anarchy sign and a pair of jean shorts.
"What the fuck!" Sonic jumps bak hitting th ebed board.
"whoa, hold it there buddy..." he says as he slowly approaches Sonic.
"Stay the HELL away from me, fruitcake!" Sonic exclaims, thehedgehog stops.
"what the hell"
"You waint sticking you gay ass dick in my ass"
the green hedgehog glares and foreces a fist into Sonic's eye.
"Dumbass, I'm here to change you bandages." The hedgehog sighs out of annoyance.
"bandages"
"yeah, your le is broken, you have a large cut on your forehead and soon you'll ahve a black eye"
"oh, sorry 'bout that. it happened once before..." Sonic sighs and relaxes. The green hedgehog raises a brow and begins to replace Sonics bandage.
"who? With your horney crockadile friend?" He asks
"who? YOu mean Vector? Hell no!" Sonic defends as his eyes widen,
"well he's been trying to bone my sisters for the last three days he's been up"
"what"
"yeah, i wish i could just throw him back in the ocean"
Then it hit sonic, "Where am i"
"you're on a secluded island 4000.623 miles away from seaport mainland. Extreme tourism here, like Cuba just less communist, or liek Jamacia exept populated by walking talking animals that wear clothes than humans"
"what's the name of the island"
"it's a cliche name but it's called Paradise Island." the hedgehog shurgs and puts away the extra bandages, "So, ready to see the outer world"
"I have a broken leg"
"Use crutches," Ian shrugs and heads out the door.
Moments later the two are walking out on the street where the sun, the sand, and the surf was waiting for them.
"So what were you and your friends dong outa t sea in a Tsunami?" The green hedgehog asks.
Sonic looks around and sighs. Eggman had defeated him. "vacation, I guess," Sonic sighs.
"Pretty stupid vacation"
"where's everone else"
"well, the Crock is at the restaurant hitting on my sisters and my potential girlfriend as they work. Tails is at the shop with Wreck. Espio, Knuckles and Shadow are at the local YMCA or some shit, and you sir. you sir are alive"
"what about Amy"
"Amy who? Amy Chan? She loves down the road, but i dont think you're looking for a 81 year old granny who likes cats because she doesn't ahve children"
"...no..." Sonic shudders.
"Sorry, no Amy. So what is she? Your girlfriend? Sister? Cousin? Wife? All of the above"
"What the fuck! No"
"what? hicks can do it, which is sick and wierd, but yeah"
"I don't know what she is, all i know is that she's annoying"
"Then why owrry if she's gone?" SOnic dudn't answer, he just frowns and stares strait ahead.
"By the way, I didn't catch your name," The hedgehog asks
"Sonic, who are you"
"DaimionEspera. ian from my friends, Dumbass from my sisters"
"Where are we going anyway?" SOnic looks around curiously.
"Surprise," Ian says as he places his hands in his pockets.
Sonic stop walking"you better not be taking me to a dark ally"
Ian sighs and turns around, "I ain't a horney fag you idiot!" Sonic glares but begins walking again.
"You better not be playing me"
"dude, i only play cards," Ian sighs, "and boy do i owe leif a ton of money. That kid is crazy at poker"
The two boys stop infront of an open garage. Sparks flying, a care elevated from the ground, twools everywhere.
"Yo! Wrench!" A dark brown male cat pops out from the side with a fish in his mouth. he wears goggles on the top of his head. and a pair of half leather gloves. he wears oiled jeans and a dirty pair of white sneakers.
"hey, who's gimpy over here?" Wrench asks as he looks over at Sonic. he glares at him.
"Tails' friend"
"Really? I'll call 'em," Wrench laughs and turns to shout, "Oils! Wreck! Tails"
Another dark brown cat walks out from the back wearing a black shirt and dirty jeans. On his back he carries another dark brown cat wearing a wrist band, a pair of dorty surfer shorts and sneakers and Tails hanging from his arm.
"Okay, okay, look there's Ian go bug him now"
"oh, thanks Oils." Ian laughs.
"Sonic!" Tails exclaims and tackles sonic to the ground.
"Hey!" Sonic laughs as Tails helps him up.
"This is awsome! You're awake! I got lots of things to tell you!" tails began jumping up and down with excitement, "Vector was the first one to get up, and then me and Espio, then Shadow, then knuckles and now you! Ian promised me to check up on you everyday to make sure you'll wake up, and come to me strait away"
"That was nice of him," Sonic chuckles.
"Yeah! and he even lets all of us stay at his house! All of us! me, Vector, Espio, Shadow and Knuckles! When Ian is at work during the day I usually come here with him to hang out with Wreck and his friends! There's Yumi and Yuni, they're twins, and Sky and Leif! And when Ian works nights at the hospital Ian's sisters take care of me, Kyra and Ria. Kyra helps me study and reads books and teaches me Latin and Italian. She's really smart. Ria plays games with me and we usually go out side and play football or something, she's lots of fun to be around with! Her and Ian always fight because Ria hates Vector being around her because Vector lieks to flirt with her ALOT even with Kyra! Except Ian won't let them meet Knuckles or any of them! Ian does everyone get to meet them today? You have the night off!" Tails begs.
Ian laughs, "yeah, I Kyra and Ria are cooking dinner tonight"
"What!" The three cats exclaim, "really! We're coming over too"
"No way! I already got a full house"
"So? Kyra and Ria are waitresses, they're used to packed places!" Wrench exclaims.
"yeah! Besides i really wanna see Kyra!" Oils adds. Ian glares at him.
SOnic blinks with all the confusion. Wreck notices and pokes Sonic, "Just to let you know, Kyra and Ria are the best cooks in the world! and Oil says that a hot girl like Kyra who can cook an excellent meal is perfect for mmppphhhh" Oils grabs Wrecks mouth and covers it, "shut up!" Ian glares at Oils and raises an eye brow.
"Wreck! Tails!" two Girls suddenly scream running around the corner into the garage.
"You gotta come!" One says, she's an inch shorter than tails. She has her long grey hair tied up in a ponytail and her bangs poking at her eyes. She wears a tight t-shit and a pair of ripps camo-cappries and sneakers.
"Whaarr?" Wreck asks with his mouth covered.
"Leif is stuck in the vines again!" She says.
"you gotta be kidding, Yuni," tails laughs.
"he's up higher this time, no one can reach him!" The sister exclaims. She has her long grey hair in a thick braid and her bangs combed to the side. Sh wears a pale green summer dress and sandals, "He might get hurt!" she continues. The two girls panic.
"C'mon Oils, let's get him down," Ian laughs as he lets the girls lead him away. Oils shrugs and turns to Sonic, "You stay here Gimpy," SOnic glares at him as they walk away.
"I wanna see this! C'mon Tails!" Wreck and Tails run after them as Tails promises to return. Sonic laughs and takes a seat beside Wrench.
"Tails looks like he's enjoying himself here..." Sonic sighs.
"yeah, you should consider staying awhile."
"well i really don't have a choice"
"That's right, you're gimped." SOnic glowers, "well Tails is really taking a liking to Ian and his sisters"
"I can tell, he's really good with kids"
"yeah, to think they've only been here for only two years or so"
"what? you mean he wasn't born here"
"hell no! NO one knows where he was born, the sea gaurd found him and his sisters floating 15 km away in the ocean. he was weak and half-consious, still trying to keep his two sisters alive." Sonic waited for wrench to continue," well, they brough 'em to the hospital. Ian out cold for two weeks, the two girls awak waited for thier brother. Never left the hospital. Once he woke up, Ian asked me for a job. Ever since then he's been doing odd jobs here and there, nights at the hospital, extra help here in the garage. All that to live here"
"wow"
"that's Ian for you," Wrench laughs.
"Wrench! Wrench!" A voice shouts, and a chestnut brown squirrl runs up to them from the corner. He wears a pair of sufer shorts and sneakrs and a dark blue t-shirt.
"What's up sky?" Wrench asks as he raises an eyebrow.
"you gotta come," Sky run ahead, "HURRY"
"C'mon Gimpy, let's see what these kids want." Wrench stands and walks with Sonic around the corner and a few houses away. The kids were standing in the fence of a white house with Ian and a young dark-brown rabbit hanging from the wall held by vines.
"Oh my god! Leif becareful!" Yume shouts. Leif is the rabbit wearing jeans and a yellow shirt.
"hey! Oils! C'mon man! Stop laughing and help me down!" Ian squrims as he trys to set himself free. Lief hangs there bored as he watches Ian struggles to get free. The vines tighten holding on to Ian closer to the wall as they let go of Leif.
"Oh...crap..." he sighs and he falls flat on his face making his friends laugh and Yume running to check on him.
"what a sight," wrench laughs with Sonic. The Vines slowly let got of Ian and he too falls flat on his face. The kid laugh and jump on him.
"No no! AHHH!" Ian laughs and pushes all of them off of him as nice as possible.
"YOu're such a loser, Ian." Oils laughs and helps his friend up.
"Yeah, well thanks for abandoning me up there"
"hey man, i did it last year, and got stuck in the rain." The two laugh.
"okay! Ice cream! My place!" Ian shouts. The kids cheer and laugh as they run towards Ian's house.
"Dear lord they will raid my house, my fridge..." Ian laughs at himself and begins walking.