Heya im reli reli sowwy (u have no idea) but I had like 6000 and 3000 and 2000 word essays to rite AHHHHHHH still almost all dun so that's that. Thank u soo much 4 all ur reviews I reli luv them from all of u plan is at the mo to cut down on the sex as that was to get attention :P crafty I no but there u go there will b more I just need to get more ideas

K I don't normally do this but DragonSinger06 I am not a lesbian so I don't know that much bout it I'm not even female!!!! I have tried to improve it since then, and I am only 15!!! I don't know that much bout it KK right that sorted lets get on with the show. Come on think of a plan that is intelligent complex hard to GUESS and funny. AHA

Hermione was sitting on her bed thinking AGAIN, she had work out what this all meant but what was going on. She was confused again, a rare occurrence. She knew about history, magical theory, and just about everything an adult witch knew and more. Yet social events were not her forte. That was Malfoy behind that mask, that she was sure of, she also thinks that there must have been some sort of charm on the letter, there was no way that a normal Hermione would have done that. Nor, she thought, would have Ginny, she didn't know about love jinxes, there may have been some sort of quick evaporating love potion, and they just inhaled it. Still they had been outsmarted, and that Hermione Granger didn't like.

Malfoy was walking around the place, smarmier than ever. Strutting around the school, he would have Harry Potter and all of his little friends in his pocket; one by one he was shagging them. Like his father always said, "never underestimate the advance a little leverage can have." He had leverage on Ginny, Hermione and Sara, that only left Ron, but he could just tell him about Ginny. This was all working perfectly.

"That's a brilliant idea" Ginny barely concealed in a hiss, "When can it start"

"Tonight if all goes well, I'll send him the note tonight,"

"This is why I love you Hermione"

(A/N ahh went to be and forgot the complex interesting funny storyline HELP ME)

2 days

(NEW ONE :P)

Malfoy was feeling very good with himself when he got back to him dorm and fell back onto his bed, when he had woken up the girls were gone and he was al on his own in the rug, he grinned. He just had sex with two girls, at the same time, DUDE that was good. He fell on his bed and started to dream again, of ginger hair and open legs.

A few hours later Draco was snoring quietly and the door opened with no obvious signs of physical force, it closed silently and then a letter appeared from nowhere, it was placed down on the beside table and the door opened again and was slammed shut. Draco rose with a massive start, looking around widely he grappled for his wand, but instead of the familiar wood of his wand, he felt a piece of paper, picking it up he found that it was a letter. He opened it and a spell immediately started to work, in the second that it took Draco saw the spell fly out and struck him in the temple. A second later her flew back the letter levitating in front of his face, Draco's eyes unfocused and he unconsciously read the letter. He would follow it, too the letter.

When Draco woke up the following morning, he remember nothing of the night before, he knew there was something eventful that happened, but he couldn't think past a massive wall in his head, with a childish thought he said "Ill have to get a ladder for that wall." Then he mentally hit himself, that was a dumb, un-cool thing to say. He got up and noticed that he had an erection, "Hmmmmm" he thought "must have been a good dream, so good that he couldn't remember." He quickly pulled on his clothes and hid his erection, it wasn't waning. "Look how much of man I am" he thought. He ran off to breakfast.

Hermione and Ginny sat down together at their table; Hermione took out Ginny's "See all watch glass" and looked at Malfoy, She could see straight through his clothes and see that he definitely had an erection. "All is going as planned" She whispered to Ginny, handing her back the glass. "Hey wait a minute, you haven't used that thing on me have you?"

"Ermmm..."

"Heya" Harry turned up and plonked himself in between the two lovers (Ginny let out a very relived sigh) "So what have you two been doing, sorry I have been so busy, with Sara. God isn't she beautiful." Ginny shuffled uncomfortably in her chair, "Erm" She started.

"Yeh she is" Hermione continued "Your so lucky to have her Harry" Harry went glazey eyed as he always did when he was talking bout Sara. "Yeh I am." Ginny gave Hermione an uncomfortable glance. Hermione glared. "So Harry, you ready for Transfiguration,"

Later at Transfiguration, Hermione talked into her wand, and then a ball appeared golden in colour but with no texture. Not unlike the thoughts in the Pensive. She threw this ball into an area where no one was looking, at that same time, Ginny vanished all of Draco's clothes with one quick spell that no one heard. He was stark naked, his unwaning erection pointing to Professor McGonagall, then Hermione yelled out Draco got horny at Professor McGonagall, but her voice didn't come from her mouth, a distorted form came from the corner where she had thrown the ball.

Great laugher unequalled for many years, erupted from the class, Draco with a glassy eyed smile, wasn't helping things at all, staring at Professor McGonagall, unable to do anything but stand and grin. Professor McGonagall quickly reformed Draco's clothes and went bright pink. "Okay now, who did that?" But with a quick flash of her wand, Hermione made the door slam shut, Professor McGonagall thinking that there was someone clocked running out the door, sped after. Not was it just little relief to remove herself from the embarrassing scenario that she left behind. Hermione whispered "Acio voice" and the ball came flying back into her hand, she quickly swallowed it and then said hoarsely to Ginny, "I think that has worked then."

K a little bit short but I wanted it to b up soon, I am going places with this story :P but more pranks, humiliation anguish and sex to follow.

Thax 4 R&R :P