"Hello one and all! Are you enjoying the story? Yes the plot has finally come! But will it be enough to capture all of your attention?"

A Chinese shaman popped his head up to interrupt the speaker. "Hao, enough with the spokesperson thing. You sound like a moron."

The brunette stopped and glared. "How dare you insult my voice!" he hissed. The two exchanged glares.

"Heh heh heh. Gomen nasai minna for the lack of chapters. Keiko just wanted me to let you know how sorry she is and that she promises to get her stories updated as soon as school is over. Until then pleas enjoy this random bonus chapter!" Yoh said with a smile, announcing the sad news about the stupid authoress.

Anna rolled her eyes. "That girl has problems. Expecting us to entertain everyone while she wallows in self pity. Hmph! Well we might as well do it, then."

Yoh nodded. Anna's comment was a bit offensive yet horribly true. He then looked at Horo, who was trying his hardest to open a bag of peanuts. "Having trouble?" he asked.

Horo merely shook his head and threw the cursed bag away. He then stared at the computer screen. "Yoh.. Who's that?"

Yoh smiled nervously. "Horo… that's Keiko's readers. They're reading this as we speak." Horo did a double take. "Really? Awesome! So if I do a back flip, they'll read me doing it?"

Yoh shrugged. "Yeah I think so." With that question answered, Horo did his back flip.

"Did they read that?" Horo asked eagerly.

Yoh laughed. "Hopefully"

Horo danced a victory dance. "Awesome! So what are we doing?"

Yoh shrugged again. "We have to entertain minna until Keiko can write again."

Horo nodded. "Why don't we just sit and talk?" Yoh smiled. "Good idea! Let's sit in a circle!"

Everyone sat down in a parallelogram. Anna twitched. "Is this your idea of a circle?" She asked angrily at the group. Ren smirked. "Circles are too simple."

Yoh wanted to avoid any signs of fighting. "Soooooo. What do you guys think of the story?" Horo pouted. "I'm not in it enough. And if I am, I'm a stupid guy that crashes into walls, or polls. I really want a deeper role in the plot" he whined.

"You have nothing to do with the story. So your whining is useless. Your only for comic relief. Get used to it." Ren cruelly said. Horo gasped. He was hurt. "That's mean! Well… your… your… STUPID!"

Ren laughed at his friend's stupidity. Horo wanted to make sure Ren knew that he had a stupid role, too. "Yeah well. You're a emo!" This caused everyone to gasp. Ren's tongari started to rise. "What.. Did.. You.. Just.. Call.. Me?" he asked in a low dangerous tone. Horo, being high in his words, showed no signs of taking back what he said.

The two fought. Yoh had no intention of getting hurt. So he ignored them and tried to change the subject. "Umm.. So… Anna, is there anything you like or hate about the story? Or is there anything about it you fin amusing?"

Anna looked at Yoh. "Keiko is really making you her story dog, isn't she?" Which was true. Yoh put his hand behind his head and laughed. "No no! I just want to know.." Ann shook her head. "That's a lie. But whatever. I guess I find the Orange Snakum commercial amusing."

Yoh nodded. "Yeah I do too. What do you think makes them so good?"

: Meanwhile in a snack factory far far way… :

"GET BACK TO WORK YOU STUPID MIDGETS!" A factory worker yelled as he cracked his whip at the elves making snacks.

"Why won't anyone listen to our cries for help?" one elf cried. Another nodded in agreement. In a corner, one elf used a spoon to dig his way out of the factory. "How long has he been going at that?" one elf asked. "He's been going at it since the first chapter." another answered.

"FINALLY! My escape route out of this hell hole is complete! See you later losers!" the little one jumped in his hole and slid down to his new passage.

: Back at the… well back with the main characters :

"And that's why my hair is the way" Ren finished explaining. Oohs and Aahs filled the room. Hao felt something hit his rear end.

"Hmm?" He knew it was nothing, so he ignored it. With more pressure, Hao screamed in pain as he fell forward. "Owwww… man Yoh, now I know how you feel in all those smut fics" He rubbed his butt.

Horo and Yoh crawled to where Hao sat. There was a hole. "Wow Hao, that's one mighty fart!" Hao growled and sent Horo's pants on fire. Yoh peeked through the hole and out came an elf head.

"What the?" Yoh tilted his head.

"Is this.. A new world? Is this my freedom? Huzzah! Huzzah!" The elf shouted in content.

Anna entered the room after getting some Orange Snakums and stepped on the happy little man; sending him down the hole where he came from.

"WHAT? NOOOOOO!" he screamed as he fell to his doom, making snacks.

Anna stared at the hole. "Where did this come from?" She covered it with random cement. Then sat down to watch her soaps. She was done with entertaining.

Hao had had it too. His butt hurt and he wanted cookies. So he walked to the kitchen and then to the bathroom.

Ren wanted to end the insanity. His solution to his problem was to go outside, but Horo wouldn't let him go alone. Apparently, he was still giving Ren a hard time.

Yoh sighed. "I guess that's the end of the random bonus chapter! Wish Keiko well as she takes her final exams and attempts to write for minna. Sorry if we failed to entertain you. Maybe next time."

Until next time minna!

… oohhh! It's bold this time!

Gaahhh Horo!

Hey guys it's Horo! Look! I'm typing in bold! Now I'm all powerful!

Hey Ren stop that! Yifugreuwertevcnyr972343822222222&#(

I want to type now. …. How do I use this thing? … hahaha 33333333333

Hi guys! It's Hao! Don't forget to vote for me pairing up with Anna! Mwahahahaaahahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaa!

… Gomen nasai minna-san. This is Yoh. I apologize for the previous confusion. Keiko's closers aren't really this long. So please don't blame her.

Anyways.. See ya!

Ja Mata!

Yoh

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Hehehehe bold… haha