Author's Note: I do not own Teen Titans. I own the kittens, though. ; )

Verde Fuego – Thanks! Yes, it's an odd story. Yes, Robin's supposed to be scary. Star will get her memory back ((eventually…)) and I MIGHT think about making something more happen. No promises.

AntimatterManticore – YAY! I got you to use the caps lock! Go me!

AMOT: Chapter 19 – Fighting ensues

"What're you doing here, Slade?" Raven growled. Beast Boy and Cyborg whipped around, only to see –with wide-eyed shock- that their arch enemy was sitting calmly at the picnic table, staring into space. Cyborg pushed Beast Boy gently towards the Boys' tent, silently telling him to get Robin. Even if Robin was in his crazy-wacko-insane state, he would still recognize Slade. And want revenge. Beast Boy slunk into the boys tent. Raven's hands glowed black. Her eyes turned from purple to black, streaming energy like flames. Cyborg's right arm whirred slightly as he changed it to a Sonic Cannon.

"I repeat: What're you doing here, Slade?" hissed Raven. Slade, who had been calmly examining his finger nails, finally glanced at her. There was a very tense pause.

"I was in the neighborhood," Slade said, shrugging. His voice was icy, yet relaxed and carefree. "I just thought I'd pop in an' … say hello. But, I know when I'm not welcome."

He stood slowly, taking his time, still continuing his staring contest with Raven. The forest behind him suddenly seethed with life. An army of robots, with a few gigantic animals thrown into the mix, detangled themselves from the trees and stood behind Slade, ready.

Beast Boy dragged Robin out of the Boys' tent, just in time for them to see Slade back into their midst, never ceasing to hold Raven's icy glare. He returned it with one equally as icy.

"Ta ta, Titans. I hope you DON'T make it out alive…" Slade's voice said, floating from the middle of the crowd. Then, he was gone.

The crowd seethed forwards. Each and every robot stopped short, about 15 yards from the Titans' campsite, then spread out to form a circle surrounding it. Apparently, their job was to make sure no Titan escaped. The animals, however, kept coming.

"Titans, GO!" Robin yelled, his face red with fury. He leapt at a giant, green, grizzly bear while drawing his bo staff. Cyborg, charging his sonic cannon, sprinted at a lion of overly large proportions (who happened to be sprinting at him). Beast Boy changed into an elephant at trumpeted at a cougar who was leaping towards him, tossing his head. Raven had started to charge, but paused and looked around.

"Oh, no!" she groaned. A cute, green kitten with overly-large eyes was bounding towards her. It was tiny, and looked quite harmless. Raven gave a bored sigh. She rolled her eyes while trapping it in a black orb. The kitten floated upwards and came to rest just above Raven's head. It meowed loudly. Three more kittens bounded out of the blue and surrounded Raven. With another bored sigh, she trapped them as well.

Four kittens' meows rang out. 12 more kittens bounded up. Raven quirked an eyebrow, waved a hand, and trapped them as well. This was starting to get annoying. Sixteen kittens meowed, and ((A/N: 16 times 3… 48, right? Fear my awesomieness math skills:3)) 48 kittens bounded up. Raven could see where this was going.

The 48 surrounding her were meowing loudly in high-pitched voices. No more kittens bounded up, however, and the already-trapped 16 were silent. So, Raven trapped th 48 as well. All 64 kittens meowed loudly. ((A/N: excuse me while I get a calculator…)) 192 kittens immediately surrounded Raven. She groaned and trapped half of them, as well. The remaining 96 unsheathed long, wicked looking claws and drew closer to Raven, who already had her hands full with 288 floating kittens. Her energy was being sapped.

The boys were faring no better. Beast Boy was cornered against the wall of robots, who still looked bored since Beast Boy had not tried to escape. The cougar was closing in, snarling madly with three-inch-long fangs bared to the fullest. It looked ready to pounce.

With all weapons forgotten, Cyborg was on the ground wrestling with the lion. He had it in a half nelson, making I roar in pain (lions aren't supposed to be in that pose) but he looked weak and his grip was hardly there.

Robin was faring the worst of all. The grizzly bear was holding him in the air with one paw, beating him mercilessly against the trunk of a rather large oak tree. Robin's sleeves had been ripped at the shoulders, and had two black eyes. Actually, one eye was surrounded by a ring of sickly yellow while the other was dark purple. A trickle of red streamed from the corner of his mouth, and his right leg had been twisted at an odd angle.

The Titans were fighting a losing battle. They grew weaker and weaker as kittens slashed at Raven's legs, a cougar tore a Beast Boy's trunk and front legs, the lion was standing on Cyborg's back with a look of vengeance in his eyes, and Robin was smashed again the tree. Starfire had appeared somewhere in the chaos, but was standing to one side, unable to help. She seemed very nervous and kept shifting uncomfortably.

Finally, when the Titans were so weak they could hardly move (Robin had passed out long ago), the animals and robots drew back into the woods. At last, Starfire moved forwards. She tapped Raven on the shoulder, making the Goth groan pitifully. Starfire drew back again, trying to decide what to do.

Cyborg was probably the best off. He would have been completely crushed if he were human, but had managed only to damage his metallic parts. He couldn't stand very well, but you wouldn't be able to stand either if a fully grown male lion had stood on you. He wobbled over to Robin, who was leaning against the battered oak tree. Cyborg paused, shook his head, and scooped the unconscious Boy Wonder in his arms. Raven was just barely awake, and Beast Boy was struggling to a sitting position. Starfire began the shifting movement again.

"Star, you know where the car is, right?" Cyborg asked Starfire. The Tamerainian girl nodded slowly, and started to walk towards it. On Cyborg's signal, she opened the back door and helped slide robin into the seat. "Right, can you go help Beast Boy and Raven?" Cyborg then asked. Starfire hesitated again, then nodded. Cyborg watched her walked off before rounding the T-car and climbing into the drivers seat. He still felt pretty weak, but driving didn't take very much effort.

Nearly an hour later, Raven was sitting in the front seat, fully awake now but still rather weak from blood loss. The scratches (for the most part) had healed, and no one could understand why she kept muttering about evil kittens. Beast Boy was crouching on he floor of the backseat, and Starfire had volunteered to ride in the trunk. They heard giggles every time the car hit a bump.

Author's note: Wow, what a weak chapter. Action packed, I hope, but rather weak. Yes, yes, I know, I've taken forever to update. Here are my excuses:

I had soooo much homework that it isn't funny.

You wouldn't believe how much time selling Girl Scout cookies takes!

I've started Track, so I'm always tired.

Stupid school…

I've been obsessing over roleplaying again.

Promises:

I'll get my homework done faster.

Girl Scout cookie season is nearly done.

Track's getting better… My legs have stopped aching.

Stupid school…

Neopets roleplays are getting more illiterate, so I'm slowly stopping.