Okay welcome once again boys and girls, thanks for waiting patiently everyone, to clarify I'm pretty sure that Yoshi says Numu in the dreamcast version and Namu in the new ones. If not then oh well. Due to a nasty hellkitten bite, I have been incapacitated. The residual effects also explain the shortness of this episode.

Yoshimitsu: Prince of Bums

"We gathered around the barrel fire, just me, Nightmare, and Yoshimitsu and his translator. The crackling of the burning newspapers echoed off the alley walls and added to the eerie atmosphere.

"Numuu nuuuumuuu numu numu" Yoshimitsu uttered in a low tone.

"He says that the Company is the new blue collar gang that's in town"

"Huh? Blue collar, ask him where I can find them," I told the translator

"Ask him yourself he's not deaf" the translator quipped back.

"Ohh…but…I…Oh never mind" I repeated my question to Yoshimitsu.

"NUUUMUUUU numu numu num num numuuuu" he swayed back and forth, as he talked like some kind of dancer.

"He says that the Company has set up shop in the commercial sector in a large warehouse on 22nd street."

I turned to Yoshimitsu "Is their any way that we might be able to infiltrate their base."

"Num num nu nu numu numu nu nu nu"

"He says that his memory's kinda fuzzy their, maybe you could help him out"

I sighed and reached into my pocket and pulled out a small sphere wrapped in foil. Moving at lightning speed, Yoshimitsu snatched it from my hand opened the foil and popped the orb into his mouth. After several chews, he began to cough and sputter.

"NUUUUUMUUUUU NUMU NU NU NUMUUU NUMUUUUUUU!" he screamed and hurled the foil at me.

"He says how many times does he have to tell you, not milk centers he's lactose intolerant"

I shielded myself from the spray of spittle and half-masticated (big word) chocolate that flew at my face and began a string of apologies. Yoshimitsu interrupted me half way with another line of "numus"

"He says never mind, his intestines will curse you later, there is a ventilation shaft in the back that will lead you into the ducts, from there you should be able eaves-drop on anyone."

"NUMUUU!" Yoshimitsu screamed.

"Begone! He says before he demands more chocolate cherries of you."

Me and Nightmare quickly ran back to my car before matters got out of hand. Sitting in the driver's seat listening to the scrapes and squeals as Nightmare climbed in, I contemplated what he had said.

"Looks like we'll be doing some infiltration work tomorrow Nightmare."

He looked at me with a confused look and I decided not to explain. I would need somebody to climb that duct. I'm not a very good climber and I sure as hell am not going to rely on Nightmare to be quiet. There is only one person I can count on for this job: Taki the master of espionage.

I cranked the car and began the long drive back towards my apartment, a small but well stocked filing cabinet on the river. As much as I would regret it, I figure Nightmare will have to stay with me tonight. Damn this is gonna be a long night.

"So there you have it another exciting adventure. Stay tuned next time for Sleepover at Kilik's house, Until next time boys and girls Numu numu numu." Please R&R