Disclaimer: I do not own yugioh or I would be rich and living in Australia, Japan, or Egypt. I also don't own Wal-Mart or The Emperor's new groove.
Thanks for all the reviews people. I am writing this in lunch period right now, so I can't think much.
-Blitzkrieg Dragon
Story start ch 3
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"I didn't notice this bag in here before." Joey said He looked into the bag and found a husky all curled up in a ball. "Awww….I'll take it inside."
While Joey was carrying Kaiba, he woke up.
'Where am I?' Seto looked up 'Why is Wheeler carrying me?'
"You'll b okay little guy!" Joey said
"What the heck are you talking about, Wheeler?" Kaiba said
"Ahh, no wonder you looked so bad, your possessed!" Joey said as he stepped back, away from Kaiba
"What are you talking about?" Kaiba asked
Seto walked to Joey's truck and looked at himself in Joey's side mirror.
"I must be dreaming!" Seto said
"Kaiba is that you?" Joey asked
"The one and only." Kaiba said
"Wait a minute, you're always mad at me calling you a dog, and I told you I'm gonna kick you out of your home. Hey! You kidnapped me!" Seto said
"Why would I kidnap a husky!" Joey asked
"I don't know, you're the street punk here not me. Now help me get back to Kaiba corp., so I can get Hobson to turn me back, and I can continue my work." Seto said
"No!" Joey said
"What did you just say?" Seto asked
"I won't do it. If you promise to take the new Kaiba corp. and put it in a different building, I'll take you to Kaiba corp." Joey said
"Let me think about that…..uh….NO!" Seto said starting to walk onto the street
"You'll never survive downtown Domino!" Joey warned
"Incase you didn't notice, I'm the CEO of Kaiba corp., so I know this town like the back of my hand!" Seto said walking away
"But…"Joey said
"Bye Bye now!" seto said
"Fine, go, see if I care!" Joey said
In downtown with SetoA random little kid came up to Seto.
"Hey, are you a lost dog? My name's Davey, I'll help you." The random kid said
"……." Seto said well..um…didn't say
"Here, you want a bone?" Davey asked
Seto grabbed the bone.
"Aww how sweet!" Seto said
Davey blushed.
"Not!" Seto said
Seto threw the bone at the kids' head!
"Sob you're a mean dog!" Davey cried"Yeah!" Random narrator Blitzkrieg said
"I don't need you dorks!" Seto said
Unknowingly, Seto walked into a circle of dogcatcher trucks. Luckily for him, they were all sleeping. Davey came from nowhere, again, grabbed a gong out of nowhere, and hit it with a giant mallet with a Wal-Mart sticker on it! Good for lucky ol' S'to, the gong didn't wake up the dogcatchers.
"HA, did you really think a few dog catchers and a gong will scare…." Seto said
Before Seto could finish his sentence, all of the headlights from a of the trucks turned on.
"I better run now."
Seto ran, and the dogcatchers followed him until he was trapped in an alley, but suddenly, out of nowhere
"AhhhAhhhhhhhhh!" Joey screamed
Joey Wheeler came flying from a building on a clothesline like spider-man. Don't own! He went over the trucks, grabbed Seto, and luckily for them there was a corvette under them when they landed.
"Drive!" Seto said
Joey stepped on the gas, and they didn't talk until they were sure the dogcatchers couldn't see them anymore.
"You came back to save me!" Seto said
"Don't mention it, I'm serious." Joey said
"But why, I was going to kick you out of your home!" Seto asked
"No you wouldn't after what I did." Joey said
"What?" Seto asked
"I know under those over dressy trench coats, and stupid clothes you wear, there's a heart." Joey said
"No there isn't!" Seto said
"There isn't?" Joey asked
"Hey wait, this doesn't mean anything!" Seto said
"I didn't say it did." Joey said
Joey kept driving until he got to an old abandoned building.
"We'll stay here for now." Joey said
"Okay." Seto said
Later that night outsideDavey's big brother, heath, and Heath's friends were standing outside. For those who are wondering, they are 18-year-old wrestlers.
"Davey, are you sure dis is the corvette they landed in?" Heath asked
"Yeah, I'm sure." Davey said
"Are you sure about dis? I mean a talkin' dog sounds pretty weird, Heath." Ron said
"Has me or my broder ever stern you wrong?" Heath asked
"No!" Jim said
"Then don't ask, now let's go." Heath
Meanwhile inside"You know, you shouldn't have messed with that kid, because his brother is the leader of a gang here in downtown." Joey said
Outside"Lets go!" Heath said
The boys broke open the door and saw the blue eyed husky and Joey Wheeler.
"Wheeler, we meet again!" Heath said
"Listen, we don't want any trouble." Joey said
"Neither do we, just give us the mutt." Heath said
"No, he's my mutt!" Joey said
Seto looked up at Joey with one of his looks could kill glares.
"I mean dog." Joey said
"Step aside Wheeler!" Heath
Ron and Jim pushed Joey aside and held him there.
"So, you been beating my broder around, mutt?" Heath said
"…….." Seto didn't say
"Speak when I'm talking to you, mutt!" Heath said
"……." Seto didn't say
"Davey pulled a joke on us boys!" Heath said
"Brother, I swear I…" Davey said
"Shud ub!" Heath said
"……." Seto didn't say
"Tie um ub boys, I don't need to get into any more trouble." Heath said
"Both Wheeler and da mutt?" Jim asked
"Yup, and throw them out of the 5th floor window!" Heath said
"Yes sir!" Ron said
Getting the string around Seto was no problem, but Joey could put up a fight. Ron and Jim held him down. Jim pulled out his switch blade knife.
"We 'ad enough problems wit' you. Now hold still." Jim said
"You can't do dis" Joey said
"We can and we will!" Heath said
Ron took Joey and Seto up to the fifth floor Jim followed after.
"You sure we should do dis'?" Ron said
"Dat's what da boss said!" Jim said
"I….can't do it!" Ron said
"Move!" Jim said
Jim pushed Ron out of the way and pushed Joey and Seto out of the window. Just then a bus went by and Joey and Seto landed on the bus.
"No way!" Jim and Ron said together
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Please Review
Keep Ron in mind for a later chapter. He may come in handy for getting Joey and Seto out of another jam!
To my reviewers, please send suggestions for later chapters. Don't hate Heath, he's a problem child. Okay, hate him, just don't hate his name. It came from my Blitzkrieg real name. Don't hate Ron either, he's based on a real friend of mine, but he's nicer in real life. If you want to hate someone, Hobson and Jim are the people to hate here. Not Roland…..he's cool.
Sincerely
Blitzkrieg Dragon
Dragonwing: Thanks to…
silver-dagger-113-Wal-Mart does have mallets! The ones to pound meat with. There's going to be a note in the next chapter. Thanks for reviewing!
Elkhound lover of Maryland-Thanks for reviewing! Blitzkrieg-Thank you!
Koi-Bara- It would be hard for Seto to call Joey a mutt! Thanks for reviewing!
Chikorita-Trainer1-You're right, lots of people love this story! Thank you for reviewing!
randomreviewer- Believe me, it gets even more funny in later chapters. Thanks for reviewing!
Shifter-Thanks for reviewing Em!
Meowzy-chan- We showed this story to our friends and they said it was to much like the emperors new groove, so we had to change it a little. Thanks for reviewing!