Sorry that it's been a while. School's always tough in fall.

I'll just go right into the story then.

What is it, chapter 9?

Enishi POV

A day had past after the encounter with Kenshin. I wonder what Tanuki has come up with in that little brain of hers.

Normal POV

All eyes on the beach well, at least the male population anyways, adverted their eyes to a stunning example of the female anatomy. The surfers' mouths all hit the floor simultaneously when they saw who was approaching. Out came Kamiya Kaoru clad in a pathetic excuse of a bikini and a transparent wrap around her waist. Both a bright red with a maze of black designs etched in the form of a dragon. Her hair was held up in a messy bun at the back of her head with a clip and a pair of shades rested on the top of her head, her body glistening from sun tan lotion.

Sano was the first to get his mind back in order. "Jou-chan are you insane!?" he yelled running up to his best friend. "Go home and put some clothes on now!"

"Why?" She asked innocently. "Is there something wrong with how I'm dressed?"

"I'd say no" interjected Katsu who was in the middle of drooling over Kaoru's breasts.

"Hey, my face is up here" she snapped.

"What happened to the girl that was explaining to me only a week ago that 'wearing a bikini objectifies women and makes a waste of the feministic efforts in the past."

"Well, maybe that was a little harsh." She admitted adjusting her hair for what seemed like the zillionth time..

Inside the little hut

"Alright Battousai, here's the line up for the next competition." Enishi said as he placed a sheet of paper with the names of various surfers on a rickety table.

"Mm hmm" Kenshin replied dully. 'What the hell does she see in him anyway? I'm a much better surfer, I'm financially safe, not to mention my incredible looks.' He thought. 'Enishi doesn't want to consider college. He's a complete bum; what would any girl see in him?'

"I was thinking of starting Sano in front of Katsu cuz he recently mastered that new aerial. What do you think?"

"So, What did you guys do after you left the café?" Kenshin asked, a question that was burning in him for the last 24 hours.

"Who Kaoru?"

"Yeah"

"Well I met her uncle, creepy guy, and we went to see a movie."

"Which one?"

"Ghost in shell 2. Kaoru was grabbing on my arm the whole time. She's such a scardy cat when it comes down to it." Enishi smirked watching Kenshin's eyes glaze with jealousy.

"Anyways, why don't we take a break and go outside."

They stepped out of the hut to find a group of poor beat up men lying around the shack along with some very smug looking surfers. Kenshin stepped over the unconscious Katsu who had apparently gone to far and walked up to Sano.

"Dude what did you do?" Enishi laughed as he watched a man's eyes spin.

"They were getting a little to close for comfort." He replied. "And some don't know when to quit staring. Um Katsu cough cough."

"What are you talking about?" Kenshin asked. Sano gestured with his thumb to a girl Kenshin didn't recognize or so he thought.

Kaoru had spread her towel out over the sand and had stretched out under the shade of a palm tree with most of the male population gazing longingly.

Enishi and Kenshin's facial expression followed trend each lusting for the same woman.

At that moment Kaoru looked up and jogged lightly to them. Upon arrival she pressed herself to Enishi's stunned form and wrapped he arms around his neck. The height difference caused Kaoru to arc backwards to meet his face.

Enishi with his gasses slightly askew muttered a weak "hey" while concentrating on something other than the woman of his dreams' chest rubbing against his body.

"Did ya miss me?" she asked childishly placing a genuine smile on her face.

"Definitely" Enishi replied releasing a sigh of relief when Kaoru backed away. Kenshin's eyes were bright amber at this point. Sano was dumbfounded.

"I have an idea!" Kaoru cried. "Lets all go clubbing tonight." Enishi raised an eyebrow at and Kaoru winked back. Apparently she had been planning this step by step.

"Alright I'll invite Megumi" Sano said joyfully. "And no scanty clothing this time." He said pointedly at a certain Tanuki.

"Kenshin, you want to come?" Kaoru asked her eyes almost pleading.

"Sure". 'It'll give me time to talk to her about what she's doing. I know she's trying to make me jealous and its working.' He thought and turned away.

"Yeah it'll be a blast." She exclaimed. 'Dude were his eyes just yellow? Where have I seen those eyes before?"

"How did you manage getting all dressed up Kao?" Enishi whispered in Kaoru's ear intimately breaking her from her reverie.

"Well let's say Megumi is a genius in her own right." She whispered back. She thought back to last night.' The look on Kenshin's face tonight is worth all this crap I'm going through. Though I didnt mind getting a free smoothie from that vendor earlier.' she thought.

Last Night

"Megumi I need your help" Kaoru wined. It wasn't her first choice to ask Megumi. It was her last resort. She didn't particularly like having to be made fun of for eternity.

"You need MY help?" she sounded amused. "What could YOU possibly need MY help in miss independent?"

"I need you to help me look like a slut."

"Excuse me?"

"Enishi and I are playing a practical joke on someone to get back at him and I need to look like a slut to do it?"

"As in real prostitute slut, Yumi's closet kind of slut, or what YOU think is sluttish?"

"Third one."

"Oh my little Tanuki is growing up! I'm so excited." Megumi jumped up and down. "The female body is a very useful tool in getting what you need. When used the right way you can have anything you could ever want."

"Don't over exert your self and get a Hernia it's just a temp thing k." Kaoru put her hands up in defense.

"Oh Whatever. Come here lets get started."

"Now?"

"Of course!"

"But it's tomorrow."

"Whiners make the world dysfunctional."