You all are lucky I'm all hyped up on caffeine or I wouldn't be writing this.
When Aariel's Charlie Horse had finally left, she got up and began to run again. She came to the two dog guard door things.
"Oh crap! I should have listened to Terri when she was explaining this crap to me!" Aariel said knowing what was about to be asked of her. She was surprised at what she heard come out of the red guards mouth.
"Oh! I just LOVE your shoes! Where did you get them?" The guard asked the other.
Aariel looked over at the blue guard and noticed that it was wearing a pair of hot pink 9-inch heels.
"Oh! The little blue worm gave them to me. Isn't he just a doll?"
"Oh my god! Yes he is! His wife's a total wart though!"
"Amen to that girlfriend! Mmm-hmm!" The two doors then did some type of hand shake, during which one of the guards screamed.
"You broke my nail!"
"It was an accident!"
"No! You were always jealous of my perfect nails and ad to break one! Time to get the hose again!" The guard turned around and grabbed the hose.
"No! Please! Have mercy!" The other door begged.
The one with a hose gave the other a death stare before bursting out into a high pitched, extremely annoying laugh. "I got you!"
"Ah! You got me!" The once-scared guard said to the other.
"Just back away slowly." Aariel said to herself. She left the guards alone to do whatever it was they were doing.
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Terri was following Jareth around the entire castle and being as annoying as humanly possible.
"Jareth?"
"Yes?"
"Is that a wig?"
"No it is not."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Are you sure?"
"Positive."
"Jareth?"
"What?"
"Do you use makeup?"
"On special occasions."
"Why?"
"Because, it's important when going to negotiate trade deals with another kingdom to look your best."
"Jareth?"
"Jesus girl what?"
"Are you mad at me?"
Jareth stopped walking and sighed. "No."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Then why are you being a huffy-puff?"
"A what?"
"Never mind." Terri said walking in front of him.
A little while down the hall Terri stopped walking.
When Jareth caught up with her he saw what had made her stop walking, a dragon, a 46-foot dragon.
Terri's mouth dropped as she looked at the monster in front of her. The dragon began walking towards Jareth and Terri and they walked backwards. When they were in the throne room again the dragon stopped moving.
They stood there for a few second staring at each other before the weirdest thing happened.
"Hello my baby! Hello my honey! Hello my sunshine gal!" The dragon belted out into song and dance.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Terri and Jareth screamed in unison running out of the throne room and down the halls until they both fell in an oubliette.