This is a more recent episode... and it was the funniest night of my life! And whoa; I didn't think people would like it this much:
NekoRuki: You're thinking right along my lines. Yami, Marik, and Seto Kaiba, and you're in for a treat if you like Kaiba and a certain yaoi paring.
Starlight Queen: I love cash! Thankies! smiles
Sephiroth or Anime-Crazy2: I was laughing, too.
Heart of Friendship: I don't know one person who doesn't love Malik, the poor Hikari. But, things will get better.
Flamer: is listening to the song Confession Part 2
Takes headphones off Hey! You're not suppose to be listeing to that without my permission.
Flamer: huffs What's it to you?
blushes It's my favorite song... AND YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO IT!!
Flamer: chuckles Whatever, on with the commentary!
Oh and a warning: Since this is suppose to be ficition {I forgot to put this up in the last chapter} some stuff I put in didn't happen for real... but pretty darn close to it. Not word for word, but... you get the point. And humor yaoi. Not romantic, but just yaoi mentioned.
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Kenshin hid behind the couch, looking out for her sisters to come through the front door. He was very scared at the moment... because those two had gone out and were coming back with some friends... and would be high on... THE ULTIMATE HIGH!!
Oh no, this isn't some cigarette or crack. This is much worse. It was... was...
"Mountain Dew!!!" Kenshin screamed.
Yes, Mountain Dew. If there was something that the ryuu sisters were more addicted to than Yu-Gi-Oh, it was Mountain Dew. The way it made them stay up to unheard-of hours and make them crazy and hyper beyond belief was what they liked about it. Kenshin didn't like the stuff and didn't want to end up like his sisters so stayed away it and his sisters when they drank it.
Thus, he's hiding behind a couch, his watch reading 8:20pm, waiting for his end peacefully. Then, a wonderful thought came to his mind.
"Maybe they'll be sane when they come home. Yeah... and we can watch Yu-Gi-Oh and have a peaceful party."
With the possiblity in his head, Kenshin jumped from behind the couch and into the kitchen, pulling out snacks and what-nots. Putting them on the table, he laid on the couch, waiting for his sisters. And much to his pleasure -as they finally came through the door- they brung his girl-friend-to-be, Kari.
"We are going to have so much funy, Kari! Just wait... hold on... IT'S TIME!!!" Touri screamed, looking for the remote again.
Besides Touri's always hyper behavior, the group was sane.
/- Thank goodness -/
As the girls sat down, Kenshin shot looks at Kari, who was talking with Drako. She giggled and his heart fluttered, but then a nerve struck at him as Touri found the remote and turned to Yu-Gi-Oh.
/- She's got a serious crush on Seto Kaiba... I won't stand a chance tonight, unless... -/
Kenshin came to a stupid, but 'just crazy enough to work', idea. He would act like Kaiba while Yu-Gi-Oh was on and Kari would have to like him. He crossed his arms, pouted, and made his eyes turn a deep blue. He smirked, finding himself to be a good imitator.
As he played on, he gasped, seeing Drako to be a little bit more giddy than normal. His cool act was brought down with fear and he pointed to his sisters.
"YOU'VE BEEN DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!"
The all laughed, Touri falling off the couch, holding her stomach. Then, Kenshin knew it was true. Well... so much for the Kaiba act.
Yami's running down the Battle City streets in a big panic.
/- My friends are in danger. I've got to find them before Marik's rare hunters do. -/
Suddenly, he's stopped by two of them.
"Going somewhere?"
"If you wish to past us, you have to defeat us in a duel, and that won't be easy."
Yami closed his eyes, in the pissed of kind of way.
"Listen carefully... I WILL GET PAST!!"
Touri purred.
"Forceful."
"Sorry, but we have strict orders from Master Marik to defeat you."
"So which one of us will go first?"
"You go."
"No; I insist."
"Why don't we draw for it?"
The two stare playing 'rock, paper, sciscors', with both of them playing 'paper' all the time.
Touri growled.
"HOW DARE THEY KEEP MY YAMI FROM PASSING THEM!!"
Kari sighed.
"And with such a stupid game."
Suddenly, a new voice comes up.
"If one-on-one is a problem, how about two-on-two?"
"And who are you?"
"Kaiba?!"
The girls squeeled, especially Kari.
"Oh! My little stuck up Seto. It's him!! HE'S GOING ON HELP!!"
Kenshin sighed, covering his ears.
/- Curse you, Kaiba! -/
"You two won't win. You got it? The losing team has to cough up their rarest cards and locator card, and if you think you're getting our Egyptian God cards, you obviously don't know who you're dealing with. As soon as we're through with you two, we shall have our battle, Yugi."
"We'll see."
"This shall be a treat. When we defeat you two, we'll have all the Egyptian God cards."
Drako huffs.
"Kaiba will do away with them."
Touri punched her on the head.
"DON'T FORGET ABOUT YAMI!!!"
Three Blue eyes white dragons, dragon master, and Crystal Dragon later, it's Yami's turn, but there's not much he can do.
"I place two cards face down."
"Is that the best you can do?"
"What?"
"If it is, then I can't wait to battle you. This won't take long, and soon, it will be our battle."
"I have to make sure that my friends are safe first."
Touri pouts.
"Yami's not doing anything. Kaiba's doing all of the work."
Kari chuckles.
"Notice the way Kaiba's so eager to battle Yami?"
Drako and Touri look at each other and the all scream one thing.
"SETO/YAMI!!!!"
Kenshin turned green.
"You still think they're meant to be together, even though you have crushes on them?"
"YES!"
The brother rolled his eyes, turning even more green.
Obelisk the tourmetor is on the field, along with Kuriboh.
Touri squeals.
"Kuriboh's so kawaii!"
The God card wipes out all defense and trap cards, defeating the rare hunters.
"Victory is ours. You two are finished."
"I appreciate your asistance, Kaiba. Now I have to go find my friends."
"And then we duel."
Yami picks up a rare hunter by the collar, growling.
"Where are my friends?!"
But the hunter is knocked out. He sighs in frustration. Kaiba comes behind him, holding two locator cards.
"Don't walk away from a battle without your locator card. Here, catch."
Yami takes the card, nodding, but is stopped by Kaiba again.
Touri chuckles.
"Seto/Yami." She whispers.
Kenshin growls.
"WILL YOU QUIT SAYING THAT?!?"
All of the girls are at their Mountain Dew peek and screamed down at the poor brother.
"IT'S THE TRUTH!!! SETO/YAMI FOREVER!!!"
Kenshin's eyes go into circles, moaning from the loudness.
Marik's rolling down the street, on his way to meet Yugi's friends -who are at the water show watching Joey get beat by Mako.
"Soon, I'll have the power of the pharaoh and this whole world will be bowing before my feet."
Drako cooes.
"I love a guy on a motor."
Touri put a random flamerthrower.
"Say that again, and I'll feed you to Mako's fish as deep burned ashes."
She sweatdropped, shutting up.
Suddenly, while going down an ally, Marik sees figure in his path and slidding to a halt. It turns out to be Bakura. He takes off his helmet, scowling.
"You're in my way."
"You have something I seek."
Bakura opens his blue shirt, showing the Sennen Ring.
"The Ring."
"Give me your Sennen Rod and I will let you pass."
"You are somewhat familiar with the ancient ways. Tell me; why do you want my item?"
Kari giggles.
"If it was anyone else other than Bakura, he wouldn't have stopped."
Touri and her look at each other, stating.
"Bakura/Marik."
/- This stranger is somewhat familiar of the ancient scripture, but he doesn't know everything, because he who controls the power of the pharaoh with recieve power beyond that of the Sennen Items.-/
"My name is Marik."
"I don't care."
"You can have my item, with one catch. I need this item to perform a task. Then, after that, this item will be usless to me."
"Why should I help you? I can just take you item by force like I have done to others in the past."
"True... but I also know the where-abouts of other Sennen Items, including one that belongs to my sister."
Bakura smirks.
"I believe you do have something going there. We could help each other out in getting what we want."
Marik chuckles maddly.
/- Of course! With the power of his Items and the pharaoh, nothing will stand in our way!"
Even Kenshin had to agree.
"They are already acting like a married couple, arguing during an allience."
Kari giggles at him, making him blush.
Once again, the show started to dull.
"I have my father's strenght in me and that helps me to duel my hardest." Mako stated.
"Well, I have someone like that. My little sister, Serenity. Whenever I think of her, most duelists see the last of their days. I'm playing without mercy, ya got that?!"
Kari had to smile.
"You know, in the right light, Joey's kind of cute."
Drako sweatdropped.
"That's just the Mountain Dew talking. Next, you'll say Mako's a bishi."
"MAKO'S A BISHI! MAKO'S A BISHI!!" Touri cheered, shaking random pom-poms.
Kenshin sighed, but relaxed as the show went to a close.
"So, that's it right? Kari goes home and Touri and Drako will have to watch something else... right?"
Suddenly, flames of evil started to appear behind the girls and evilly face covered them as they chuckled EVILLY. Kari held up a video tape, which had a certain show written on it. Kenshin knew the show too well.
"No... NO!!! NOT IUNYASHA!!!"
Touri laughed.
"With Yu-Yu-Hakusho on the side!"
With evil laughs, Kenshin's eyes with into chibi tears, seeing as he was going to be in a living heck for the next 5 hours and beyond.
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EVILLY!! IUNYASHA AND YYH! I love 'em.
Flamer: I feel Kenshin's pain.
Oh, boo whoo! So what. With that ending is my great annocement. I'll be doing Confessions: YYH style and IunYasha style.
Flamer: Oh, help us...
Oh, help you! I'll be doing humor fics for a while. Review plz? Trash of Cash?