Found another battle city duel episode to be very amusing. Especially since Kari came to see it again.
Flamer: Please don't! That was the most fluffy episode yet.
No it wasn't! It had lost of stuff that I liked, much of the humor and yaoi{if YGO creators ever think about it}.
Flamer: Whatever, on with the commentary
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"I've had just about enough of you, Touri! I'm telling you for the last time that Bakura and Marik do not like each other!"
"Yes they do! If there is one Yami/Hikari paring that I agree with and is true, it's Bakura/Marik and Malik/Ryou."
"But that's not a Hikari/Yami paring! That's visa versa!"
"It might as well be! In fact, I like the foursome of it all. Think about it: Bakura/Malik, Bakura/Marik, Bakura/Ryou, Ryou/Malik, Ryou/Marik, Marik/Malik, and so one and so forth."
Drako sweatdropped, gritting her teeth.
"I think you said a paring twice."
"Just to prove my point!"
The sisters growled at each, about to tear at the other's throats. However, Kari -who had come over again tonight- made another save.
"Yu-Gi-Oh's on, guys."
Both sisters forgot about the anger on a whim. They ran into their room, turning their attention to the T.V.. Right away, Touri swore and started to straggling Kari.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IT WAS ON?!?! IT'S AREADY 1/10 DONE!!"
Anime circles appeared on Kari's eyes as she moaned in diziness. Drako popped her sister upside the head as an interesting fact when by the screen.
"Well, maybe I will."
"Wha?"
"The doctor said I'll be able to take off the bandages tonight and come home."
"COOL! Dat's great Serenity! I'll have some one pick ya up. I don' want ya travelin' alone."
"This means I can get to see you at the finals like I wanted, Joey. I can't wait."
Touri gasped, looking at Kari.
"Does this mean that Joey made it to the finals?"
"Yeah. All six locator cards."
Drako huffed.
"I didn't think he would win against Mako."
Kari rolled her eyes.
"Well, if you two weren't so busy staying up late last night at a friend's, you wouldn't have missed Yu-Gi-Oh."
Both sisters started crying.
"We tried, but there was so many bishis and Dew and so little time! Kenshin had to practically drag us from the party and we were knocked out until you came this afternoon." {this acturally happened. Poor us!}
Kari rolled her eyes and then gasped at the sight before her.
"Guys... look!!"
Ryou, being held by Malik, was seen by Joey, Auzu, and Solomon{I'd use his reall name, but I can't spell.} with Honda gone to picked up Serenity. Bakura looks weak with a white clothe wrapped around a wound.
"Bakura!"
"What happened to him?"
"I found him like this."
"Bakura?" Solomon asked.
"I-I don't know. It all happened to fast... I don't remember."
"He was lucky when I found him and you guys."
"Don't worry. I'll take him to a hospital right away." The elder said, asking for a taxi and rolling away, leaving Malik alone with Auzu and Joey.
Drako scoffed.
"Gosh, that was stupid."
Touri yelled in her sister's face.
"AH HA!!! THIS PROVES IT!! BAKURA/MARIK OR RYOU/MALIK FOREVER!!!!!"
"This proves nothing. For all we know, Malik could have injured him."
Kari's hentai mind went to work.
"Hurt in doing what?"
Both Kari and Touri chuckled, knowing what the other was thinking. Drako once again scoffed, but all the girls were screaming when Kaiba came on the screen... with Yami walkng right behind him.
"SETO/YAMI!!"
"That's one paring all of use can agree on."
Kari chuckles.
"The thing is, those two are looking for Yami's friends... and they just walked right past them!
Once again the girls screamed in laughter, finding that Yami and Seto had just past by their sights for this whole plot of Battle City. Suddenly, Kenshin came busting in the room, with stress marks all over his face.
"Could ya keep it down? I'm trying to watch SpikeT.V.!" He yelled.
Touri purred, stars in her eyes, singing a song that she made up.
"I love Seto! I love Yami; they're both real cutties and really big hotties!"
When the others girl started to join in, Kenshin rolled his eyes, finding the girls to be too sugar high for reason and left. Suddenly, the plot became interesting.
"While Kaiba and little Yugi are occupied, I'll turn my attention to their loved ones. With them under my control, I'll be sure to get what I want from the pharaoh and become the most powerful being in the world!"
The girls gasp as rare hunters started to circle Joey, Tea, and Marik{regualr Marik} and take Tea hotage.
"Let her go, you!" Joey called out as the rare hunter held Tea up by the neck.
Suddenly, Tea's phone starts to ring and a rare hunter answers it.
"Tea? Tea, are you there?" Yami asked from the other line.
Knowing it was him, the rare hunter drops the phone and stomps on it.
"Looks like your friend won't save you now."
Touri screamed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Stop being so dramatic."
Yami, on the other line {a booth}, hangs up the phone and walks out, facing Kaiba, who's leaning againts a random pole.
"Listen. It's seems we're too late, Kaiba. The rare hunters have already found and captured my friends."
Kaiba scoffs.
"Hey, Yugi; Relax. It's obvious that their after your Egyptian God card and not your pathetic friends. Besides, my salitlite will track them down. And when that happens, you and I will duel, and your card wil be mine, so get ready to lose."
"Kaiba, I will duel you soon enough, but not before my friends are safe."
Kari chuckled.
"Pathetic is right. If I was Tea, I wouldn't be captured so easily. Why; I'd kicked that guy in the balls, and then run as fast as I could!"
Drako laughs uncharacterically.
"I know. Tea's such a pussy."
The girls start an uproar, but not before seeing the worst thing happen.
Mokuba, whose on a roof talking to Kaiba, just got off telling him that Joey's signal dissapeared. Suddenly, a whole bunch of rare hunters jumped poor Mokuba.
"Who are you? You're one of those rare hunters, aren't you?"
"Maybe I am, and today; you're my prey."
The girls screamed again.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mokie!!!!!!"
Touri pointed to the screen.
"This is an alert! Chibi Mokuba has been captured once again. This can NOT be tolerated. Marik is now an enemy bishi, got it?!"
Drako and Kari looked away, trying not to listen.
"HEY!!!!!!! MOKUBA'S BEEN CAPTURED!! ENEMY BISHI ALERT!!!!"
"B-But, Tour... Marik's so hot. I can't file an enemy bishi alert on him."
Touri growls at the screen, her eyes flashing red.
"Maybe THAT will change your mind!"
A helecopter comes low to the street as Yami and Seto are talking to another rare hunter. Mokuba is tide in rope that's hanging from the copter, yelling for a savior.
"Help me, Seto!"
"Mokuba.... let my brother go."
"Of course, but your presence, little Yugi, is also needed. Meet me at the top of that building and your brother's safety is sealed."
The helicoptor flies off, with Mokuba still screaming for help and the rare hunter jumps the buildings to the skyscraper of choice. Kaiba and Yami look at each other.
"Then, our enemies are the same, but get one thing straight; I'm doing this for my brother."
Yami nods and they run off towards the building.
Touri scrowled.
"Do you see?!? This is why we need to file an enemy bishi alert!"
Kari sighed.
"Okay, but just until Mokuba is safe. We can't have a chibi under anyone's control."
Two rare hunters and Yami and Seto are on top of a glass topped skyscrapper with nothing but the glass holding them up.
"I see you two came; a wise choice."
"What is the meaning os this?"
"You have to duel for your loved one's safety."
"The rules are simple battle city rules... but with one catch. The losers will not only give up their rarest cards, but will be delieved to the Shadow Realm."
Everyone gasp, even the girls.
"Notice where you are standing; above a fifty-story light shaft with nothing but this glass keeping you up. But if you fall you'll never reatch the bottom, because this glass is a wall between this world and the Shadow Realm. Our life points are connected to bombs. Once it reatches zero, the bomb will explode, seeing the loser down the building and into the Shadow Realm."
Kaiba and Yami don't say anything.
"It seems that I've left you speechless."
Kaiba chuckled.
"I was just letting you finish. You've made two mistakes today, rare hunters. One was capturing my brother and the other was challenging me."
Drako cheered.
"Yay! They're teaming up again!"
"Wait a minute... Kaiba's never been one to work well with others and these rare hunters' decks were made to counter by working together." Kari stated, being a Kaiba expert.
And sure enough, Kari was right. Kaiba was acting stuck up in battle and didn't work out a team combo like the rare hunters. The show leaves on a cliffhanger... literally. Touri was on the edge of the bed, murmuring to herself of how Kaiba was being so stuck-up and unattractive at the moment.
After the show went off -and with Touri falling off the bed- Drako and Kari knew what was coming next.
"HOW DARE THEY LEAVE THIS DUEL ON A CLIFFHANGER!!! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!"
The door once again busted open, only not just Kenshin came in. His friend also came through the door.
"Hey; I thought I told you guys to keep it down!" He screamed.
"QUIT YELLING AT US!"
The girls suddenly gasped at the look of Kenshin's friend. He had dark skin and black hair running down his shoulders. Of course, his eyes didn't match the bishi in mind, but it set off the signal. Kenshin's friend saw the ending credits of Yu-Gi-Oh rolling by and gasped.{this really happened}
"YGO? You guys were watching that? Ken, YGO is way better than what we were watching."
Finally, the girls screamed and glomped the poor teen, yelling; 'Duke, Duke Duke!'. Kenshin put his face in his hands and his friend chuckled.
"You think I look like Duke Devlen?"
"YES!!!"
The brother sighed, smiling in defeat.
"I can't fight the power."
"Hey, Ken, do we have any Mountain Dew?"
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Flamer: Who's the Duke-a-like?
Oh, that's Kenshin's friend. He looks just like Duke, I swear!
Flamer: Remind me never to go over your house when YGO is on.
Oh, that's nothing. We have parties when IunYasha come on.
Flamer: sweatdrops Review plz. Trash or Cash?
Flamer: Please don't! That was the most fluffy episode yet.
No it wasn't! It had lost of stuff that I liked, much of the humor and yaoi{if YGO creators ever think about it}.
Flamer: Whatever, on with the commentary
[ ------
"I've had just about enough of you, Touri! I'm telling you for the last time that Bakura and Marik do not like each other!"
"Yes they do! If there is one Yami/Hikari paring that I agree with and is true, it's Bakura/Marik and Malik/Ryou."
"But that's not a Hikari/Yami paring! That's visa versa!"
"It might as well be! In fact, I like the foursome of it all. Think about it: Bakura/Malik, Bakura/Marik, Bakura/Ryou, Ryou/Malik, Ryou/Marik, Marik/Malik, and so one and so forth."
Drako sweatdropped, gritting her teeth.
"I think you said a paring twice."
"Just to prove my point!"
The sisters growled at each, about to tear at the other's throats. However, Kari -who had come over again tonight- made another save.
"Yu-Gi-Oh's on, guys."
Both sisters forgot about the anger on a whim. They ran into their room, turning their attention to the T.V.. Right away, Touri swore and started to straggling Kari.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IT WAS ON?!?! IT'S AREADY 1/10 DONE!!"
Anime circles appeared on Kari's eyes as she moaned in diziness. Drako popped her sister upside the head as an interesting fact when by the screen.
"Well, maybe I will."
"Wha?"
"The doctor said I'll be able to take off the bandages tonight and come home."
"COOL! Dat's great Serenity! I'll have some one pick ya up. I don' want ya travelin' alone."
"This means I can get to see you at the finals like I wanted, Joey. I can't wait."
Touri gasped, looking at Kari.
"Does this mean that Joey made it to the finals?"
"Yeah. All six locator cards."
Drako huffed.
"I didn't think he would win against Mako."
Kari rolled her eyes.
"Well, if you two weren't so busy staying up late last night at a friend's, you wouldn't have missed Yu-Gi-Oh."
Both sisters started crying.
"We tried, but there was so many bishis and Dew and so little time! Kenshin had to practically drag us from the party and we were knocked out until you came this afternoon." {this acturally happened. Poor us!}
Kari rolled her eyes and then gasped at the sight before her.
"Guys... look!!"
Ryou, being held by Malik, was seen by Joey, Auzu, and Solomon{I'd use his reall name, but I can't spell.} with Honda gone to picked up Serenity. Bakura looks weak with a white clothe wrapped around a wound.
"Bakura!"
"What happened to him?"
"I found him like this."
"Bakura?" Solomon asked.
"I-I don't know. It all happened to fast... I don't remember."
"He was lucky when I found him and you guys."
"Don't worry. I'll take him to a hospital right away." The elder said, asking for a taxi and rolling away, leaving Malik alone with Auzu and Joey.
Drako scoffed.
"Gosh, that was stupid."
Touri yelled in her sister's face.
"AH HA!!! THIS PROVES IT!! BAKURA/MARIK OR RYOU/MALIK FOREVER!!!!!"
"This proves nothing. For all we know, Malik could have injured him."
Kari's hentai mind went to work.
"Hurt in doing what?"
Both Kari and Touri chuckled, knowing what the other was thinking. Drako once again scoffed, but all the girls were screaming when Kaiba came on the screen... with Yami walkng right behind him.
"SETO/YAMI!!"
"That's one paring all of use can agree on."
Kari chuckles.
"The thing is, those two are looking for Yami's friends... and they just walked right past them!
Once again the girls screamed in laughter, finding that Yami and Seto had just past by their sights for this whole plot of Battle City. Suddenly, Kenshin came busting in the room, with stress marks all over his face.
"Could ya keep it down? I'm trying to watch SpikeT.V.!" He yelled.
Touri purred, stars in her eyes, singing a song that she made up.
"I love Seto! I love Yami; they're both real cutties and really big hotties!"
When the others girl started to join in, Kenshin rolled his eyes, finding the girls to be too sugar high for reason and left. Suddenly, the plot became interesting.
"While Kaiba and little Yugi are occupied, I'll turn my attention to their loved ones. With them under my control, I'll be sure to get what I want from the pharaoh and become the most powerful being in the world!"
The girls gasp as rare hunters started to circle Joey, Tea, and Marik{regualr Marik} and take Tea hotage.
"Let her go, you!" Joey called out as the rare hunter held Tea up by the neck.
Suddenly, Tea's phone starts to ring and a rare hunter answers it.
"Tea? Tea, are you there?" Yami asked from the other line.
Knowing it was him, the rare hunter drops the phone and stomps on it.
"Looks like your friend won't save you now."
Touri screamed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Stop being so dramatic."
Yami, on the other line {a booth}, hangs up the phone and walks out, facing Kaiba, who's leaning againts a random pole.
"Listen. It's seems we're too late, Kaiba. The rare hunters have already found and captured my friends."
Kaiba scoffs.
"Hey, Yugi; Relax. It's obvious that their after your Egyptian God card and not your pathetic friends. Besides, my salitlite will track them down. And when that happens, you and I will duel, and your card wil be mine, so get ready to lose."
"Kaiba, I will duel you soon enough, but not before my friends are safe."
Kari chuckled.
"Pathetic is right. If I was Tea, I wouldn't be captured so easily. Why; I'd kicked that guy in the balls, and then run as fast as I could!"
Drako laughs uncharacterically.
"I know. Tea's such a pussy."
The girls start an uproar, but not before seeing the worst thing happen.
Mokuba, whose on a roof talking to Kaiba, just got off telling him that Joey's signal dissapeared. Suddenly, a whole bunch of rare hunters jumped poor Mokuba.
"Who are you? You're one of those rare hunters, aren't you?"
"Maybe I am, and today; you're my prey."
The girls screamed again.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mokie!!!!!!"
Touri pointed to the screen.
"This is an alert! Chibi Mokuba has been captured once again. This can NOT be tolerated. Marik is now an enemy bishi, got it?!"
Drako and Kari looked away, trying not to listen.
"HEY!!!!!!! MOKUBA'S BEEN CAPTURED!! ENEMY BISHI ALERT!!!!"
"B-But, Tour... Marik's so hot. I can't file an enemy bishi alert on him."
Touri growls at the screen, her eyes flashing red.
"Maybe THAT will change your mind!"
A helecopter comes low to the street as Yami and Seto are talking to another rare hunter. Mokuba is tide in rope that's hanging from the copter, yelling for a savior.
"Help me, Seto!"
"Mokuba.... let my brother go."
"Of course, but your presence, little Yugi, is also needed. Meet me at the top of that building and your brother's safety is sealed."
The helicoptor flies off, with Mokuba still screaming for help and the rare hunter jumps the buildings to the skyscraper of choice. Kaiba and Yami look at each other.
"Then, our enemies are the same, but get one thing straight; I'm doing this for my brother."
Yami nods and they run off towards the building.
Touri scrowled.
"Do you see?!? This is why we need to file an enemy bishi alert!"
Kari sighed.
"Okay, but just until Mokuba is safe. We can't have a chibi under anyone's control."
Two rare hunters and Yami and Seto are on top of a glass topped skyscrapper with nothing but the glass holding them up.
"I see you two came; a wise choice."
"What is the meaning os this?"
"You have to duel for your loved one's safety."
"The rules are simple battle city rules... but with one catch. The losers will not only give up their rarest cards, but will be delieved to the Shadow Realm."
Everyone gasp, even the girls.
"Notice where you are standing; above a fifty-story light shaft with nothing but this glass keeping you up. But if you fall you'll never reatch the bottom, because this glass is a wall between this world and the Shadow Realm. Our life points are connected to bombs. Once it reatches zero, the bomb will explode, seeing the loser down the building and into the Shadow Realm."
Kaiba and Yami don't say anything.
"It seems that I've left you speechless."
Kaiba chuckled.
"I was just letting you finish. You've made two mistakes today, rare hunters. One was capturing my brother and the other was challenging me."
Drako cheered.
"Yay! They're teaming up again!"
"Wait a minute... Kaiba's never been one to work well with others and these rare hunters' decks were made to counter by working together." Kari stated, being a Kaiba expert.
And sure enough, Kari was right. Kaiba was acting stuck up in battle and didn't work out a team combo like the rare hunters. The show leaves on a cliffhanger... literally. Touri was on the edge of the bed, murmuring to herself of how Kaiba was being so stuck-up and unattractive at the moment.
After the show went off -and with Touri falling off the bed- Drako and Kari knew what was coming next.
"HOW DARE THEY LEAVE THIS DUEL ON A CLIFFHANGER!!! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!"
The door once again busted open, only not just Kenshin came in. His friend also came through the door.
"Hey; I thought I told you guys to keep it down!" He screamed.
"QUIT YELLING AT US!"
The girls suddenly gasped at the look of Kenshin's friend. He had dark skin and black hair running down his shoulders. Of course, his eyes didn't match the bishi in mind, but it set off the signal. Kenshin's friend saw the ending credits of Yu-Gi-Oh rolling by and gasped.{this really happened}
"YGO? You guys were watching that? Ken, YGO is way better than what we were watching."
Finally, the girls screamed and glomped the poor teen, yelling; 'Duke, Duke Duke!'. Kenshin put his face in his hands and his friend chuckled.
"You think I look like Duke Devlen?"
"YES!!!"
The brother sighed, smiling in defeat.
"I can't fight the power."
"Hey, Ken, do we have any Mountain Dew?"
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Flamer: Who's the Duke-a-like?
Oh, that's Kenshin's friend. He looks just like Duke, I swear!
Flamer: Remind me never to go over your house when YGO is on.
Oh, that's nothing. We have parties when IunYasha come on.
Flamer: sweatdrops Review plz. Trash or Cash?