Oh boy, this is going to be great.
Flamer: How so?
I just finished a 'to do' list. It's really important that I get it done before Yu-Gi-Oh comes on, thus this chapter was born.
Flamer: That is an 'oh boy!'. And one thing. To those who like pokemon, I suggest you turn around, because this will be bashing pokemon big time.
It's not that I dislike the anime. Hell, I'm named after one, but my sister doesn't and it was her turn to pick the plot, so don't blame me. Also, this chapter is a little short and sorry for the wait. ON WITH THE FIC!!!
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8:00pm
"Touri, this has got to be the most outragous, stupid, idiotic thing you have ever done, even with the factor of Mountain Dew involved." Kenshin sighed, laying on the carpet.
Touri giggled as she put the final touches to her 'wanted to do' list. It was long enough to cover her body lenght, which is 5 feet.
"It's not stupid; it makes since. Aren't there things that you always wanted to do, Kenshin?"
The brother thought about it, and then blushed, for there were many things that he wanted to do. Drako saw the blush and chuckled.
"Oh, yeah. There are some things, namely involving Mai and her ass."
Kenshin sweatdropped and blushed cherry red, standing up from the carpet.
"DAMNIT, DRAKO!!! I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT A SECRET!!!!!"
Drako sighed.
"That's no secret. Everyone knows you have a fetish for Mai. The only person who is dense enough not to know is Touri."
The youth sister tilted her head in innocence.
"What? You like Mai?"
"Shit, Touri! What did you think all of those posters in his room were for?!" Drako growled as Kenshin was trying to keep her quiet.
However, Touri remained in her oblivious state. Both Drako and Kenshin facefulted.
"Well, that's enough about my private life. I still think that this 'wanted to do' list is a dumbass' idea."
Suddenly, Kari came from the sister's room, asking a question.
"Hey guys, did you know that Pikachu never evolves unless it is given a thunderstone?"
The three start to scream in pain, Touri scratching up the walls. Drako pointed at her.
"MAKE IT STOP, KENSHIN!!! SHE'S TALKING IN THAT CURSED POKEMON LANGUAGE AGAIN!!!"
With that known, Kenshin took out a random net, 'caught' Kari in it, and threw her outside. The three looked inside the room carefully, making sure they didn't look at the cursed anime that was Pokemon, flashing across the T.V.. Touri growled.
"How dare she?! How dare she ruin my beautiful plasma T.V. by turning it to that poor excuse of an anime show? It's the gayest anime I know, no offense to all of the yaoi anime and you Kenshin."
"Non taken." he stated, because one of his male friends were bi.
"I'm not getting near that T.V.! It might bite me with it stupidness." Drako spat, backing away from it with her eyes closed.
Suddenly, Touri took out her 'wanted to do' list and scratched something out. With her courage coming to her, she looked at Pokemon, her eyes burning and she turned the T.V. off. Kenshin screamed like a girl and Drako went to see if her sister was okay.
"Touri, you dumbass!! You should know better than to look directly into a T.V. with Pokemon on it! It will give you brain damge."
"I'm sorry, but I always wanted to turn the T.V. when pokemon is on it. It's on my list."
"OH, I get it now. You're doing the things that you always wanted to do. I know what I always wanted to do." Drako said with an evil grin on her face.
Suddenly, she turned the T.V. back on -with Pokemon still on it- picked up the T.V., and threw it out the window. Kenshin once again screamed like a girl and fainted, because he had paid for the plasma T.V.. Touri eeked.
"I always wanted to destory a T.V. that had Pokemon showing it at the time."
"You got problems." Touri stated... but once again took out her list and scratched out 'destory T.V. with pokemon showing it'.
The two sisters looked at Kenshin, who was looking pretty pale and drool was leeking from the corner of his mouth.
"He's spazzing out." Touri smiled, once again taking out her list. "If this keeps up, I'll be finished with my list by tonight. I always wanted to see Kenshin spazzing out."
"Why?" Drako sweatdropped, getting a random glass of water and poring it over Kenshin's face.
"Because he looks just like Joey when he gets beat up by Honda. Hehhehe...."
"You're the one with the problems."
8: 55pm
For once, the sisters got to watch Yu-Gi-Oh on time, with Kenshin watching too. Touri had half of her list done. She always wanted to kick Drako's ass{on the count that she destoried her plasma T.V.}, she always wanted to know Kenshin's lover {being Mai}, and she always wanted to know what was under Drako's bed {namely a whole bunch of Blue-Eyes plushies}. Touri took half of them and put them away in secret storage before the show started.
/- Hehehehe.... -/ She chuckled, knowing her sister's little secret of her Blue-Eyes White Dragon fetish.
Three trap card masks and a messed up Alpha, the magnet warrior later, the rare hunters were definately winning. Yami was losing 1000 life points every turn and Seto had a Blue-Eyes in his hand, but coucldn't use it because of a certain card that makes it so you can't sacrafice.
"You know, I have a card in my hand that can turn this whole thing around, but because of your screw-up, I can't use it. In fact, my whole hand is pretty much useless." Seto stated to Yami with a smug tone.
Yami looked at him with a smile.
/- If he doesn't want his hand, then this card will help -/
Yami plays a card that makes everyone throw away their hand and draw new cards, much to Seto's help. With the Blue-Eyes in the graveyard, and a Monster Reborn in his hand, he managed to bring the dragon onto the field without a sacrafice.
"No, it's not possible!"
Yami smiled at the Blue-Eyes. "It is..." He whispered.
"Now, this is what happens when you mess with the Kaiba family. Prepare to feel the full onlaught of the Blue-Eyes White Dragon!"
"EEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" The girls cheered, but then growled, seeing the 'to be continued' sign on the bottom and the credits roll.
"Please," Kenshin sighed. "This episode was boring! They leave it on a cliffhanger and I bet that you two will miss it again."
"NEVER!!!" Touri screamed. "It's on my 'to do' list to -for once- not miss an espisode that left off on a cliffhanger. I have to see it tomorrow!"
"Yeah, yeah. I'll pay money for you to be here at 8:30 watching it."
"Deal. I bet you the remote control the day after tomorrow if I miss YGO. And if I win... you have to sit and look at Pokemon while we enjoy watching Kaiba kick ass."
Kenshin chuckled as he walked away.
"Fine, but don't try and rip my arm off once I have the controller tomorrow. Ja Ne." He stated, closing hte door to his bedroom.
Drako paled at the bet.
"Touri, maybe you better reconsider. You know you never watch a YGO episode that follows a cliffhanger. You never do! It's your habit!"
"Well, it's about time I broke that habit. From now on, I will watch every episode of YGO, reguardless of what the last one was. I swear it on the dragons. Besides, if I don't win the bet, I can always take my anger out on your Blue-Eyes collection." Tour grinned.
Drako gasped.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?!?!"
Touri once again took out her list, scratching out 'make Drako pale twice in one day'. "Oh, the wonders of a 'to do' list." She smiled.
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Flamer: I bet you ten dollars that Touri will not miss YGO tomorrow.
Deal. You shouldn't have done that, Flamer.
Flamer: Why not?
Because... I'm the authoress! I control this fic's fate!
Flamer: How do you know I'm not pulling strings in the background?
... are you?
Flamer: chuckles evilly review plz. Trash or Cash?
Flamer: How so?
I just finished a 'to do' list. It's really important that I get it done before Yu-Gi-Oh comes on, thus this chapter was born.
Flamer: That is an 'oh boy!'. And one thing. To those who like pokemon, I suggest you turn around, because this will be bashing pokemon big time.
It's not that I dislike the anime. Hell, I'm named after one, but my sister doesn't and it was her turn to pick the plot, so don't blame me. Also, this chapter is a little short and sorry for the wait. ON WITH THE FIC!!!
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8:00pm
"Touri, this has got to be the most outragous, stupid, idiotic thing you have ever done, even with the factor of Mountain Dew involved." Kenshin sighed, laying on the carpet.
Touri giggled as she put the final touches to her 'wanted to do' list. It was long enough to cover her body lenght, which is 5 feet.
"It's not stupid; it makes since. Aren't there things that you always wanted to do, Kenshin?"
The brother thought about it, and then blushed, for there were many things that he wanted to do. Drako saw the blush and chuckled.
"Oh, yeah. There are some things, namely involving Mai and her ass."
Kenshin sweatdropped and blushed cherry red, standing up from the carpet.
"DAMNIT, DRAKO!!! I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT A SECRET!!!!!"
Drako sighed.
"That's no secret. Everyone knows you have a fetish for Mai. The only person who is dense enough not to know is Touri."
The youth sister tilted her head in innocence.
"What? You like Mai?"
"Shit, Touri! What did you think all of those posters in his room were for?!" Drako growled as Kenshin was trying to keep her quiet.
However, Touri remained in her oblivious state. Both Drako and Kenshin facefulted.
"Well, that's enough about my private life. I still think that this 'wanted to do' list is a dumbass' idea."
Suddenly, Kari came from the sister's room, asking a question.
"Hey guys, did you know that Pikachu never evolves unless it is given a thunderstone?"
The three start to scream in pain, Touri scratching up the walls. Drako pointed at her.
"MAKE IT STOP, KENSHIN!!! SHE'S TALKING IN THAT CURSED POKEMON LANGUAGE AGAIN!!!"
With that known, Kenshin took out a random net, 'caught' Kari in it, and threw her outside. The three looked inside the room carefully, making sure they didn't look at the cursed anime that was Pokemon, flashing across the T.V.. Touri growled.
"How dare she?! How dare she ruin my beautiful plasma T.V. by turning it to that poor excuse of an anime show? It's the gayest anime I know, no offense to all of the yaoi anime and you Kenshin."
"Non taken." he stated, because one of his male friends were bi.
"I'm not getting near that T.V.! It might bite me with it stupidness." Drako spat, backing away from it with her eyes closed.
Suddenly, Touri took out her 'wanted to do' list and scratched something out. With her courage coming to her, she looked at Pokemon, her eyes burning and she turned the T.V. off. Kenshin screamed like a girl and Drako went to see if her sister was okay.
"Touri, you dumbass!! You should know better than to look directly into a T.V. with Pokemon on it! It will give you brain damge."
"I'm sorry, but I always wanted to turn the T.V. when pokemon is on it. It's on my list."
"OH, I get it now. You're doing the things that you always wanted to do. I know what I always wanted to do." Drako said with an evil grin on her face.
Suddenly, she turned the T.V. back on -with Pokemon still on it- picked up the T.V., and threw it out the window. Kenshin once again screamed like a girl and fainted, because he had paid for the plasma T.V.. Touri eeked.
"I always wanted to destory a T.V. that had Pokemon showing it at the time."
"You got problems." Touri stated... but once again took out her list and scratched out 'destory T.V. with pokemon showing it'.
The two sisters looked at Kenshin, who was looking pretty pale and drool was leeking from the corner of his mouth.
"He's spazzing out." Touri smiled, once again taking out her list. "If this keeps up, I'll be finished with my list by tonight. I always wanted to see Kenshin spazzing out."
"Why?" Drako sweatdropped, getting a random glass of water and poring it over Kenshin's face.
"Because he looks just like Joey when he gets beat up by Honda. Hehhehe...."
"You're the one with the problems."
8: 55pm
For once, the sisters got to watch Yu-Gi-Oh on time, with Kenshin watching too. Touri had half of her list done. She always wanted to kick Drako's ass{on the count that she destoried her plasma T.V.}, she always wanted to know Kenshin's lover {being Mai}, and she always wanted to know what was under Drako's bed {namely a whole bunch of Blue-Eyes plushies}. Touri took half of them and put them away in secret storage before the show started.
/- Hehehehe.... -/ She chuckled, knowing her sister's little secret of her Blue-Eyes White Dragon fetish.
Three trap card masks and a messed up Alpha, the magnet warrior later, the rare hunters were definately winning. Yami was losing 1000 life points every turn and Seto had a Blue-Eyes in his hand, but coucldn't use it because of a certain card that makes it so you can't sacrafice.
"You know, I have a card in my hand that can turn this whole thing around, but because of your screw-up, I can't use it. In fact, my whole hand is pretty much useless." Seto stated to Yami with a smug tone.
Yami looked at him with a smile.
/- If he doesn't want his hand, then this card will help -/
Yami plays a card that makes everyone throw away their hand and draw new cards, much to Seto's help. With the Blue-Eyes in the graveyard, and a Monster Reborn in his hand, he managed to bring the dragon onto the field without a sacrafice.
"No, it's not possible!"
Yami smiled at the Blue-Eyes. "It is..." He whispered.
"Now, this is what happens when you mess with the Kaiba family. Prepare to feel the full onlaught of the Blue-Eyes White Dragon!"
"EEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" The girls cheered, but then growled, seeing the 'to be continued' sign on the bottom and the credits roll.
"Please," Kenshin sighed. "This episode was boring! They leave it on a cliffhanger and I bet that you two will miss it again."
"NEVER!!!" Touri screamed. "It's on my 'to do' list to -for once- not miss an espisode that left off on a cliffhanger. I have to see it tomorrow!"
"Yeah, yeah. I'll pay money for you to be here at 8:30 watching it."
"Deal. I bet you the remote control the day after tomorrow if I miss YGO. And if I win... you have to sit and look at Pokemon while we enjoy watching Kaiba kick ass."
Kenshin chuckled as he walked away.
"Fine, but don't try and rip my arm off once I have the controller tomorrow. Ja Ne." He stated, closing hte door to his bedroom.
Drako paled at the bet.
"Touri, maybe you better reconsider. You know you never watch a YGO episode that follows a cliffhanger. You never do! It's your habit!"
"Well, it's about time I broke that habit. From now on, I will watch every episode of YGO, reguardless of what the last one was. I swear it on the dragons. Besides, if I don't win the bet, I can always take my anger out on your Blue-Eyes collection." Tour grinned.
Drako gasped.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOW DID YOU FIND OUT?!?!"
Touri once again took out her list, scratching out 'make Drako pale twice in one day'. "Oh, the wonders of a 'to do' list." She smiled.
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Flamer: I bet you ten dollars that Touri will not miss YGO tomorrow.
Deal. You shouldn't have done that, Flamer.
Flamer: Why not?
Because... I'm the authoress! I control this fic's fate!
Flamer: How do you know I'm not pulling strings in the background?
... are you?
Flamer: chuckles evilly review plz. Trash or Cash?