Dragonite: keeps repeating the word 'damnit' over and over again
Flamer: What's your problem?
What do you think, you faget of a Kirby?!? Have you not noticed how long it took me to update this?
Flamer: No. I was too busy with you on your trip to visit your Uncle.
That's true. Which brings me to my explanation: I did go on a road trip to see my Uncle {and saw Alien vs. Predator the DAY it came out AND played DanceDance Revolution with my guy cousin until I passed out.} and couldn't update because my Uncle's computer acts like stale shit. That being said, I saw new epsiodes of YGO on WB {on the count that at my house, I can't get that channel!! Damnit damnit damnit!}. Also, there is a wee problem going on when I came back.
Flamer: Oh! Oh! Can I tell them?!?!
Sure, why not? You like sprending bad news.
Flamer: smiles YAY!! Guess what!?! Dragonite's not going to be able to update as fast on the count of school shooping, school camps, and a little factor of Cartoonnetwork not showing the continuing part of when Joey and Yugi finished their duel in battle city when Malik was posessing the blonde. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!! She can't see Malik no more!
Shut up, you god darn Kirby! Don't make me get Dragon Kirby out here, because I will!
Flamer: Sweatdrops I AM dragon Kirby.
I meant Dragon Kirby #2: The female one! ehehehehehehe.
Flamer: O.O Oh snap! Not that!
Then, shut your ass up! Can't you see that I'm mad enough already? However, there is a good side to all of this.
Flamer: Darn. I thought it was only bad news.
Nope. Due to the fact that at Maryland I was able to see some new episodes and my guy cousin doesn't like YGO.... wait, not 'like' but -let me refrase- HATES YGO shields him from attacking fan girls and boys. Believe me, he still watches it and collects cards, but he thinks that Yugi and Yami are gay.
Flamer: Well... half of the people in this section know that!
Not gay, as in romantic or fuzzy, but gay as in faget, hore, hoe, and other unattractive words to describe and horny gay bastard.
Flamer: O.O; Oh, yeah. That's really bad. I hope you know what you're doing by posting this up.
Oh, don't worry. My cousin {code named Koito} acts like Kenshin sometimes. And his friend {code named Sentai} ADORES YGO, so we got on his nerves while we watched the show and he was playing video games on the crappy computer.
Flamer: Now THAT sounds funny.
It is, and since this is a weeks worth, can anyone say: marathon?! cheers
Flamer: Cheers louddly
Together: ON WITH THE MARATHON OF THREE YGO EPISODES!!! YAY!!! {on the count that Koito wouldn't let me and Sentai watch YGO on one day and the other, we went to see Alien vs. Predator}
Koito sat quietly on the den couch watching the last on his favorite anime show. It was nearing 11: 30 and he didn't know what to watch. As he reatched for the remote { which was suppose to be beside him} he gasped, not finding one. He looked around, startled because no one was in the room. Then, with a few giggles and moans in ear shot, Koito looked behind the couch, jerking back to find his cousin and friend making out. {yes, I date my cousin's best friend}.
What ticked him off, though, was the fact that it was 11: 30 in the morning and Touri and Sentai couldn't control themselves AND the fact that Touri had the remote around her hand, giggling as if it was hidden from sight.
Koito sweatdropped.
"Can I please have the remote? I'm turning the TV so I can play SSB:melee."
Touri moaned louddly on purpose, just to tick her cousin off and Sentai moved his kisses down her neck. Koito growled, threatening to break up the morning session if the remote was not returned. Finally, Sentai stopped Touri's advances, making her whine in protest.
"Aww.... Sentai!" She moaned.
"Wait a minute, dear koi. Koito, you know that YGO comes on at 11: 30 and I never miss it!"
Koito huffed, sitting back on the couch crossing his arm against his chest.
"What in the hell would make you think that I would let you two sit here and watch that leather-claded bastard wave his gay-ass monsters around in the air while that equally gay CEO-want-ta-be flashes horny, angry looks at the pale pharaoh while dueling?!"
Sentai and Touri were half listening, for they had returned making-out, but when Touri heard Yami being insulted, she was about to make her cousin one of the many victims of Yami-bashing around her. With fangs bering and claws above his head, Touri growled.... but was stopped by her boyfriend; who had an equally pissed off look on his face.
"You can't just start waving insults about YGO, ya know! You still collect the cards!" He pointed out.
"That's the only thing good about this fetish. The cards are of good value in this point in time, and the more I buy, the more money I get while I price them back and sell them. I never really liked the game anyway."
Touri chucked.
"That's because you suck at it! You couldn't play a trap card properly to save your life!"
Koito's eye twitched when Sentai switched to WB, the other salvation channel. It was at a commercial, which made Koito chuckle.
"If you guys hadn't been so busy messing with each other and telling me what my opinion of this show should be, maybe you would have caught the beginning."
Touri attacked him, shaking him hard.
"YOU LITTLE TWERP!!! HOW DARE YOU MAKE US MISS THE BEGINNING?! I DIDN'T SEE IT YESTERDAY!!"
Koito growled, keeping his head still.
"Rain check, Touri. Your NEVER watch the episode following a cliffhanger. It's your habit."
"HahAHA! Proves you wrong cousin, because back at home, I watched THREE episodes in a row!"
Sentai chuckled, holding Touri close.
"Good girl. I'm so proud." He purred.
Koito huffed.
"Oh, please, Sentai! You always act so mushy when Touri's here."
"Can't help it."
Commercial.....
... Be the first to name the dragon and you can be the first to win Duel of the Roses the game. 200 second prize winners recived a YGO boster pack. So, whose the dragon in front today?
Shows an outline of Slifer the Sky dragon infront of a movie screen.
Yami: Hey, Slifer! Down in front!
That's right! Slifer the dragon is down in front. Now, login on to WB and enter Silfer first and win! And don't worry, because there's always tomorrow to play Hey, Dragon! Down in front!
Commercial....
Koito smirked.
"Aren't you two going to go on?!"
Touri and Sentai eyed the computer in the corner, scared. Uncle's computer was a time and life-drainning machine and a messed up CD drive. Its internet access took days to complete and a single website crashes the whole system.
"I'll pass." They said together.
Suddenly, as trhe commercials ended, both of the YGO fans gasped, and Touri almost fainted.
Seto and Yami are dueling, with Marik on the sidelines, seeming to be just watching. The whole duel is being held in a fake arena and the match is being shown on T.V.. Slifer and Obelisk are on the field!
"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Slifer!" Touri screamed, making Koito cover his ears.
"Why don't you quit now, Yugi, so I can easily take back my King of Games title? I don't want to force it out of Slifer and end to the humiliation. Now that you only have two cards in your hand, that dragon is easy prey for Obelisk."
Slifer: 2000
"Never!! There's much more at risk than my title. I place one card face down, and end my turn."
Slifer: 1000
"Hmm.... with the card down on the field, he must be waiting for my attack. I won't, however." "You should have given up when you had the chance! I place Ryu-Kinshin on the field and give it to Obelisk, raising his attack power by 1000."
Obelisk: 5000
"I end my turn."
"HA! He's going to die, that fake-pharaoh!" Koito chuckled.
Touri growled threateningly, Sentai holding her back.
"You really should keep thoughts like that to yourself... especially if you want to stay alive anytime soon."
Yami smirked, making Seto growl in irritation.
"What's with the smile? Are you already admiting defeat?"
"You fell for my bluff. This is really is a magic card; you should have attacked me."
"WHAT?!"
"I Activate my magic card! Now, you won't be able to scrafice anymore monsters to Obelisk, keeping him at 5000. And, I also activate the magic card in my hand, making it so I can draw five new cards, raising Slifer's attack power by 5000."
Slifer: 5000
Slifer roars as his power is retured to him and snarls at Obelisk.
Touri giggles.
"My Yami is so smart! He can beat anyone!"
Sentai almost smirked, seeing his friend was eating his words right now.
Seto snarls back.
"If I can't sacrafice anymore monsters to Obelisk while Yugi grows stronger each turn... he'll enventually overthrow me. I have to find a way out of this." Seto thought
"Looks like this match is in for an early ending." the real Marik chuckled, his eyes shinning brightly on his head.
Commercial...
Touri gasped, starting to murmur 'damnit' over and over again.
Sentai sighed.
"Cartoonetwork doesn't have so many commercial in between. However, I know what we can do to pass the time." He smirked, taclking Touri and kissing her passionately.
Koito rolled his eyes as the two moved against the couch, moaning in pleasure. Suddenly, YGO came back on... but the two didn't know it. Not wanting to watch the show anyway, Koito TURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {faints}
Every minute went by as Touri and Sentai made out, and every minute, Koito sat on the couch, playing the video game he wanted. Finally at 11:57pm, Touri gasped, putting her shirt back on.
"I FORGOT!! KOITO HOW DARE YOU TURN THE CHANNEL TO PLAY THAT GAME!!"
"Is it my fault that you two were so deep in passion that you didn't here Yami's 'oh so important' voice declaring that the show was back on?"
Sentai growled.
"That doesn't mean change it."
Looking at his girlfriend, he shriek, seeing a fire in her eyes. Knowing that this time, he couldn't save Koito Sentai lifted his shoulders, watching what Touri would do.
Koitot gasped as Touri advanced to the GameCube, growling like Slifer itself. Koito's eyes widene as she put her hands on the memory card, threatening to destory it.
"You wouldn't dare..." He whispered.
With a yell, she ripped the memory card out, and threw it into a near-by fish tank, destory the card. Koito fell to his knees, growling.
"HOW DARE YOU!!! It took me days to finish that game and the others!"
"Well, you should have thought about that when you made me miss the duel of the century!!! Let it sink in that while I'm here, YGO shall rein supreme. Come on, Sentai, let's go play Yu-Gi-Oh; CastleVannia!" She cheered.
Looking back at his broken friend, Sentai sighed, whispering 'I tried to tell you' and ran off to meet his girlfriend upstairs.
MUHAHAH!!! Take THAT Koito!
Flamer: Did you really do that?
I took the memory card out... but I didn't have the heart to throw it in the tank. BUT HECK!!! I wanted to do it so baddly! At least I deleted some memory when I did that.
Flamer: You're evilly!
Yes, I am, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!! Review plz and the next one will come in a week at the latest. Once again, soyy for not updating for so long.