bum Bum BUM! From a rather long Hiatus... let's see... a year? Comes another commentary of... Yuugiou!
Flamer: That's not how you spell it.
Yes it is. 'Yu-gi-oh' is American language. Yuugiou is how it's spelt in Japan. I learned something while I was gone. Tehehehee
Flamer: snickers alright alright! Now, tell us the one about seeing Noah for the first time.
Yeah, that wassilly wasn't it? BEWARE THENO TENSHI FILES!ON WITH THE COMMENTARY!
If Noah's stories are true... and he -is- Gonzabura's son, then that would make him as old as me... and that's NOT the case.
Touri and her friends stared at the tube as the 9:30pm YGO episode was right in the thick of things. Jessa sighed, content.
"Goddamn, Seto is hot when he's pissed..." She growled, scratching at the carpet.
"Hey! I just washed that!" Touri whined.
"Shut up!" Kimi pouted, "The almighty Seto is still talkin'!"
"DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO IN MY OWN HOUSE!" Touri snarled, taking a random addition of Gamer Pros Magazine and smacking Kimi with it. She smiled when Kimi twitched with hurt and pain.
Then Jessa thought for a second... squealing the next.
"What if Noah -was- the same age as Seto-koi?"
The girls thought about it for a second... Noah already looked good for a lil' brother seducing twirp... and the thought of him actually being the same age as their already hot-as-hell brunette sent shivers down their spine...
...until suddenly Drake came smashing into the room.
"Drake! USE THE DAMN DOORKNOB! That's the third fucking time that you've broken my bedroom door!" Touri shouted.
"Ah, shut up!I heard of another bishi, and I want in on the deal." She stated, sitting next to a swooning Jessa.
Touri smacked Drake with the most recent addition of Shonen Jump, making her knock out
"Anyone else wanna piss me off and yell at me?"
The rest of her friends eeped and shook their heads, watching the last of Yuugiou. Touri leaned down next to her sister and whispered.
"We were talking about Noah and how hot he would look if he was Seto's age."
And all at once, Drake punched Touri from her position on the floor.
"NUUU! I already though that up; you can't have him!"
"You sick little bitch!" Touri snarled. "You -know- you're not suppose to want bishis from the 'No Tenshi' file!"
The girls gasped. A rulehad been past that no fan girl of YGO was to like a bad bishi that was bad enough to be placed in the 'No Teshi' files, not matter how hot he was... and Drake had broken it...
For the next hour in a half, while Yuugiou turned off and some no name show came on, their was a mountain dew driven war that went in favor of the 'No Tenshi' file. Drake was relieved of her Blue Eyes White dragon Plushies until further notice.
"Nooo! I swear I won't think of hot teenage Noah again, just DON'T TAKE AWAY MY BLUE EYES!" She screamed, chibi tears following down his cheeks.
"You know the rules! Lock 'em away!" Touri shouted and the plushies were put into a closet and locked away with the key hidden...
And beware. Anyone caught lusting/loving a bishi from the 'No Tenshi' File shall met a smiliar fate!BEWARE AND BEHOLD THE NO TENSHI FILE AND THE PEOPLE IN THEM!
No Tenshi File
Marik
-Pegasus
-Ryou(too innocent)
-rare hunters
-Noah
-the big five
More is soon to be added later...
Yeah I know... biggest losers of a Yuugiou fan club ever, but hey. Gives us something to do on a Saturday and the weekday night. I'll try and post another soon. and hopefully longerJa Ne!