X-men: Evolution: "The Mightiest assemble!" An original fan fiction based on the Misfits Universe (Thanks for Red Witch for letting me use her universe, if you haven't checked her stuff…well, you wouldn't be reading this if you hadn't already!)
Legal Notice: I don't own X-men Evolution (if I did, it would be on the air right now), or GI-Joe, or "Avengers", and I don't own the Misfit's Universe series of fan fiction work either. Once again, thanks to Red Witch for allowing me to use her wonderful universe…this time to pay tribute to earth's (and comic's)mightiest heroes.
Chapter One: "Teenagers of Mass Destruction"
Somewhere, buried alive under tons of steel, shunned from the outside world, "He" awaits.
This was one of his main attributes, as his unique nature had granted him no need to worry about time…he knew time didn't mattered, as it was like him, only numbers and calculations.
For now…if his plan worked (and he knew it would work, as it was perfect, like him) he would be truly free…and then it would all end. The war, the pain, and the conflict would end.
He didn't realize it, but for the first time since his birth, he was actually experimenting something similar to an emotion.
He was actually beginning to feel excited by the notion of true freedom…for that freedom would make him finally able to carry his purpose, his reason of existence.
He had no eyes or brain, but he shunned his senses, and began to form the possibilities…
"Soon…"-He pondered.
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S.H.I.E.L.D Weapon Development and Research Center. (Codenamed: "Ultima Base")
Both men walked trough the chromed halls, completely undisturbed by the scientific and military personnel, all of them making way for them to pass.
This wasn't because both men were veterans, or high ranking officers.
In the case of Nicholas "Nick" Fury, he simply was the "Boss", the commandeer of SHIELD itself, and easily one of the most powerful and influential men on the planet.
He also was a living legend, having fought on practically every conflict in the modern era. However, on this aspect he was surpassed by the man next to him.
Steve Rogers, also know as Captain America, the first, and sadly last, super soldier from the "Operation Rebirth", a scientific experiment that had transformed him into the greatest soldier and field operative in history. After decades of cryogenic sleep, he had been cured and revived by a trio of teenage mutant girls, which wasn't the first of his shocks.
For starters, he still felt shocked by the changes in television programming, and after missing on half a century of fashion advancements, he had to take a quick course on casual clothing.
On the plus side, being a super soldier and devoted patriot was exactly what the current times needed.
"Well, Fury, what is so important that required moving me from active duty in Afghanistan for?"- Captain America (since he was in uniform at the moment) asked, his trusty indestructible shield strapped on his back.
"Well, Captain, after the escalation of terrorist treats and the mutant-human conflict, I was…urged, if you can phrase it that way, by the UN's security council to create a way to combat these growing threats worldwide…so, I decided to establish the "Avengers" project"-Nick Fury replied, as he lighted a cigar.
"The "Avengers" project?"- Captain America asked, intrigued.
"Well, neither the UN nor NATO feels too cozy about the only "official" super powered military unit to be in GI-Joe's hands…you know whom I'm talking about"-Fury said, as he took a deep breath.
"Oh yes, the "Misfits"…I have…meet them before"-Captain America replied, measuring the words.
"Yeah, Intelligence says some members of that unit played a key role in your revival, right?"-Fury asked.
"Indeed…my military therapist also says they played a key role in other things…"-Captain America said, trying hard not to remember the chirpy voices and giggling.
"Bad wake up call?"-Fury smirked.
"You have no idea…back to this "Avengers" project; I naturally assume you want me in it?"-Captain America asked, as both men reached a heavily guarded and quite armored giant door, which had a stylish "A" on it.
"Actually, I don't want you, I NEED you in it! These freaks need a leader!"-Fury vented as the guards saluted and several doors slowly opened.
"Fury, I believe "freaks" isn't a nice term to refer to super powered mutants…."-Captain America replied, as a red light scanned them, and the final door opened.
"Captain, there's not a single mutant on the team, for political reasons…and these "freaks" truly have earned that term on their own…as you can see"-Fury replied as the last door opened, revealing a huge hollow room, which not only had several buildings, diverse vehicles and armament around, but also seemed as large as the military complex above it, as it was underground.
However, the majestic nature of all this was rather wear down by the fact that there was a several stories tall, humanoid looking armored being, which seemed to be juggling several tanks in its hands.
With a flash and a sonic thundering, a feminine figure flew by and snatched one of the tanks with her bare hands, and threw it towards the ground…straight towards a hooded teen in a dark purple uniform, who remained still until the last second, only to pull out a bow and fire several strange arrows from it, which exploded on impact, reducing he than to a small rain of scrapped metal.
"Missed me, "Warbroad"!"-The bow carrying teen yelled, as the flying feminine figure, which now hovered above him, revealing a blonde teen girl in gothic make up and dark battle uniform…who proceeded to give him a rather crude hand sign.
"Bite me, Clint! And it's "Warbird", "Hawkass!"-The girl yelled, as she flew away…tearing through four buildings.
"It's "Hawkeye"!"-The young man yelled, only to be pounced by a brown blur and have his arrow filled backpack stolen from him by…some sort of feline girl, covered in dark orange fur and with a head full of brown hair.
"Got your trick arrows, Clint!"-The feline girl squealed in delight, a s she ran away on all fours, jumping and swinging through the buildings with feline agility and grace, while the robbed teen chased her.
"Greer! You give me those back now!"-the young man yelled as he gave chase.
"Nyah! I don't wanna! And it's "Tigra"!"-The cat girl yelled back as she jumped from a ledge, both teens getting lost in the distance.
Both adults stared in shock…even as the giant armored figure lost timing and a tank fell right behind them, with a loud crash.
"Sorry, Commander Fury! Seems my "Ant-man" armor needs to be improved a bit!"- The metal titan said in a teenage voice, as it removed its helmet, revealing a blonde, apologetic teen male.
"Fury, what the hell is going on here?"-Captain America asked as he turned towards Fury….only to find that there was an inches tall girl with red insect wings and wearing a stylish version of female combat armor, just hovering between the two men.
"This? Oh this ensemble of hormone crazed, super powered teenager military unit, which I'm rather forced to be in, all thanks to my IDIOTIC FIANCEE!..."-The small winged girl yelled the last words as she glared at the gigantic male teen, who looked rather scared, despite his size-"Is the "Avengers" project…I'm Janet Van Dyne, by the way. If you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have to yell at my fiancée now"-the girl said as it was the most casual thing, and flew again, chasing the towering teenager, who seemed to actually be trying to get away.
"Why does all the super powered being in earth have to be teenagers? I just want a logical reason for it!"-Fury moaned…as he was then cut short by something that crashed through the ceiling, fell on a fuel depot and created a huge explosion of fire.
"What the hell was that? An enemy missile?"-Captain America asked, as he reached for his shield.
"Nah…even worse"-Fury said as he took out a flask from one of his pockets and took a long sip…just as two figures emerged from the blazing inferno, which several military fire trucks and personnel were putting out already.
One was a red and grey armor, who opened up the front of its helmet to reveal a black haired male in his late teens; with a stylish goatee…he looked slightly inebriated.
The other figure looked just as young as the boy next to him, but was just impossible…it looked to be a teenager, but its size and musculature couldn't possible belongs to a teen---or a human. He had long, flowing blonde hair, tied in a ponytail, and was wearing some sort of combination between ancient Nordic armor and modern combat armor, the combination reaching the bizarre as he carried a huge, threatening and rather ancient looking hammer.
He was even more inebriated than his friend, which was rather incredible feast.
"Commander Fury! Sorry about that fuel deposit but it seems Mojoni..Moonol…whats the hammer called, again, Thor?"-The armor wearing teenager asked.
"Mjolnir…forged in the grand foundry of Asgard, and given to Thor as a farewell gift from Odin the Allfather, who happens to be my dad, and who kicked me out of the house, event though all that "almost triggered" Raganarok mess was Loki's fault in the first place"-Thor said as he raised his hammer with ease…despite its size, it looked like it weighted tons.
"Mojolnir, whatever, the case is that the tachyon fields generated when Thor uses the hammer's magic to teleport wrecks my "Iron-man" armor's navigation system, so we kinda crashed into each other and landed on the fuel deposit…No biggie"-The dark haired teen said as he removed his helmet.
"No Biggie…you morons went out of the complex without permission, destroyed a whole fuel deposit and the ceiling and above floors of the base, and you dare say no biggie? What logical reason can there be for such acts, Anthony Edward Stark?"-Fury screamed.
"First, I'm just Tony Stark, Sir, and second, I believe attending Oktoberfest in Munich is a rather good reason…"-Tony Stark stated.
"Thor saw more naked girls than the time he and Loki sneaked into the hall of the Valkyries back in Asgard!"-Thor added.
"Oh, sweet mother of…I'm gonna have a few calls about this, I know it!"-Fury moaned, as both teens walked away, laughing.
"Fury, you are not telling me these…kids…are the "Avengers" project you want me to lead and train?"-Captain America asked.
"Well, yeah…its either that or classify them all as WMD's and lock them in here until the end of time…which thanks to that stupid hammer isn't even an option anymore"-Fury said, as he walked away.
Captain America stood there, silently, as he looked at the chaos and ruin around him…
"Why I have the feeling Logan would laugh at me right now?"-he moaned.
Chapter One End
Next Chapter: Its introduction time, as Captain America summons the first "Avengers" assembly, and get to know, rather more then he was prepared to, Iron Man, Hawkeye, Thor, Tigra, Warbird, Ant-Man and Wasp.
Then it's the first training missions and the first real mission for the team, as Cobra's latest heist uncovers the most dangerous weapon on existence…project U.L.T.R.O.N!