Disclaimer: *Leiko sits in chair, filing nails*
Lawyers: Well?
Leiko: I'm sorry did you say something?
Lawyers: Yes, we want you to do your disclaimer!
Leiko: You want me to do my distance running?
Lawyers: NO, YOUR DISCLAIMER!!!!!!
Leiko: My distracting game boy?
Lawyers: NO!!!!!! AGH!!!!!!
Suki: She's not going to listen to you she has selective listening.
Lawyers: Huh?
Suki: Let me give you another example, lingerie.
Duo: What?
Suki: See?
Lawyers: We still don't really understand...
Suki: Fine, maybe another example will help... Relena.
*Door slams*
Lawyers: What was that?
Suki: Heero, that is his selective listening... He hears the name "Relena" and he's gone.
Lawyers: But this still doesn't give us our disclaimer...
Leiko: What about my llama?
Suki: Ignore her; anyway she doesn't own Gundam Wing/AC.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Heero's face suddenly appeared on the screen, breaking up the embarrassing moment. "Wufei, We're done here. Meet us at base Omega... Bring the girl."
"Why does Wu-man get the hot chick?" Came Duo's voice as he too appeared on the screen.
"Shut up and get going."
Yumi looked at the screen as all of the gundam pilots appeared on Wufei's screen... So that they could argue...
"Duo, Trowa's right, this is not the time to be fooling around."
Yumi began to get dizzy as they all began talking at once. "Are they always like this?"
Wufei nodded, before blocking all of his fellow pilots. "Come on, we have to get to the Omega base."
"Why do I have to come?"
He glanced down at her and began staring intently at her face while Yumi squirmed under his gaze. After what seemed like ages, he finally stopped staring and faced the screen again. "You have to come because you are safer with us, and will remain with us until we have eliminated the threat."
"Is that all? I can take care of myself you know..." Yumi informed him moodily.
"Yes, and if back there was an example of 'taking care of yourself,' then you'll be dead by morning." He said with a slight smirk.
Yumi glared at him before turning her head away. She sighed and decided to go ahead and face the real issue. "Look... I'm sorry I dragged you into this... But I will need your answer before I see my family again..."
"Hn." Wufei said, adopting a pensive/agitated mood.
The silence was so thick; it could be cut with a knife... No really, Yumi took Wufei's knife and cut the silence... It was weird. (Sorry, filler sentence)
A shrill bringing brought them out of their respective thoughts. Wufei's hand flew to his waist where he pulled a cell phone out of his pocket. "Hello?" He asked in an irritated voice. "What makes you think I want to? ...Shinju Kasamura? Hell no. ...I don't care what her dowry is... I understand. But that does not change my decision... I am aware of that... I will find one on my own... No I will not reconsider. Goodbye."
"What were you talking about?" Yumi asked in a confused voice, laced with a hint of annoyance, and another tone he couldn't quite figure out.
He shrugged it off. "None of your business."
Yumi's eyebrow twitched. "You mentioned my sister's name." She said, hiding her annoyance by using a calm, slightly interested tone.
He just shrugged again wishing that she would drop the subject. Sighing Yumi held her hands up in defeat. "Fine, don't tell me."
Wufei nodded and refocused on the screen. "We'll be there in approximately 2 minutes."
Yumi hid a smirk; she had taken his cell phone. She WOULD find out what he was talking about.
Exactly three minutes later they landed at what Yumi supposed was the Omega base. "I need a veil." She said rather unexpectedly.
Wufei looked down at her, truth be told, he had forgotten about that little problem. "Tough."
Yumi twitched for the third time that day. "Do you expect me to go anywhere without one? I can't exactly be engaged to every male I might see!"
Wufei rolled his eyes, and before she could complain further, he scooped her up bridal style and jumped out of the cockpit. Landing on the ground he began walking into the complex.
"HEY!!! DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME!?!?! PUT ME DOWN!!!!!!!!" Yumi yelled as she began struggling against Wufei's iron grip. Getting away seemed to be impossible since he was holding her to close for her to use her arms, or her legs for that matter.
Yumi sighed and resigned herself to her fate... But only after she had expended all of her extra energy, and by this time the pair had gone through about 20 corridors, all of them looking exactly the same. "So... Where are we going?" She asked, her curiosity getting the better of her.
Wufei glanced down at her in surprise, he hadn't been expecting her to talk to him in a civil manner for a little while longer. Looking back up he responded in an almost bored tone. "My room."
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!" Yumi screamed, making him inwardly cringe.
His ears still ringing he glared at her out of annoyance. "Yes, I'm going to leave you in there while I go get you a veil."
"Well, why are you leaving me there? Why can't I come with you?" She asked calmly, realizing he hadn't meant anything by his previous statement.
"Well, as you said, you can't exactly 'be engaged to every male' you might see. And I have to walk past the men's barracks to reach the women's."
"Oh..."
"Master Chang,"
Wufei turned his head to see who was talking to him... It was a lieutenant from his elite group. "Turn around Heung." He ordered.
"Wha-but may I ask why sir?" The young man said looking confused, he obviously hadn't seen Yumi yet.
"No you may not, and I said turn around lieutenant!"
"Yes sir!" Heung said, knowing better than to question this particular pilot. Duo and Quatre were safe to question, Trowa as well if you had a reason, but it wasn't the smartest thing to question the other two. Heero was just plain scary and would pull a gun on anyone, as for Wufei well... No one had questioned him yet.
"Kami Wufei, there's no need to make the guy pee in his pants!"
"Whatever."
Heung was stunned, Wufei, the unbelievably scary and stiff Dragon master, was allowing a girl to repremand him... And what was he doing with a girl anyway?
"Well lieutenant, what is so urgent?" Wufei asked, snapping his subordinate out of his thoughts.
"Oh, uh right sir. Your advisers just called here and told me to inform you that it was urgent that you return to your civilian quarters immediately."
"Did they say why?"
"Um... Yes sir, I believe it was something about meeting a woman, sir."
Wufei rolled his eyes in disgust... he had already turned that idea down, what were the elders thinking? "Tell them that I have more important matters to attend to."
"Yes, so get moving!" Yumi said irately.
"I am not your little slave boy! We will leave when I decide to leave!"
"Um... sir?" Heung said uncertainly, "Are you sure you want me to tell them that? I mean, they said that it was top priority..."
"Yes, go tell them that, he said to didn't he? So shoo!!!" Yumi said, startling the lieutenant.
"Yes Ma'am." He said before leaving to deliver the message.
"Who said that you could order around my men?" Wufei said, glaring at the girl he held securely in his arms.
"Who cares? Now come on, I'm getting tired."
"You're getting tired?" He practically yelled, "I'm the one carrying you around!!!"
She gave him a deadpan look, "You moron, I meant that I am getting sleepy..."
"Hmph." He said, turning his head to the side.
Seconds later they reached the Chinese pilot's room. Setting her down gently, he unlocked the door and stepped into his room motioning for her to follow.
Yumi followed him silently, still not quite sure as to why he had been carrying her... Although it could have something to do with the fact that she would have bolted back towards his Gundam in an attempt not to be seen... Disregarding the fact that it wasn't exactly the smartest thing to do...
"Stay here, I'll be back in a few minutes."
"Alright."
The slamming door signaled her to his departure. Settling herself on his bed, she examined his room to pass the time. It was surprisingly clean for a man... Although he did seem like something of a control freak. So it would stand to reason if he was a control freak about his room. As far as she could see, everything was in immaculate order... Except there was one piece of string poking out from under his bed.
She frowned... No, there was probably a reason for it to be there... She wasn't going to let her perfectionist ways control her... Oh who was she kidding?
Bending down she reached out an arm and pulled the string. It turns out that the string was attached to a ramp... A ramp? Uh oh... There was a rolling sound, and then a few other noises...
SPLOOSH!!!!!! Yumi's eyebrow began twitching uncontrollably... She had found out the reason for the string. She was now sitting on Wufei's bed... Covered in chocolate syrup. 'Whoever did this, is going to suffer a slow and painful death... Courtesy of me.'
"I'm b-" Wufei stopped short upon seeing Yumi. He raised an eyebrow.
"Who?" She asked in a surprisingly calm voice.
Just then the door opened a second time. "Hey Wu-man, looks like you fell for my trick!" Duo said mistaking Yumi for Wufei.
"Maxwell." Wufei said coldly from behind him.
"Wait, what? But then who?" Duo muttered facing the bed again. "Oh, right, you're that chick that Wufei brought back." He said grinning dumbly.
"I'm a nice person, so I'll give you a 1 minute head start..."
Duo's eyes widened as he started backing away. She was even scarier than Wufei.
"And it started 1 minute ago." With that Duo took off down the hall, Yumi following closely on his heels.
15 minutes later, Yumi caught up with him in the kitchen, and walked him into a corner. "So, you like deserts do you?" She asked, a malicious glint in her eye. As luck would have it Duo was backed into a corner without any ammo, and Yumi was standing right next to the desert cart. Smirking, she picked up two cans of whip cream and advanced upon her prey.
~1 hour later~
A happily grinning Yumi walked back into Wufei's room. "Hey Wufei, where's the-"
Yumi trailed off when she saw that he wasn't even in the room. Frowning, she decided to find the bathroom herself, she was still covered in chocolate, and she wanted to be clean. So she began the methodical motions of opening and closing doors until she found her destination. There were three doors...
So, she decided to start on her left. Nope, closet. Nope, training room. Nope, door to corridor. So, it was the last one.
Yumi walked foreword and turned the handle, her mind registering the sound of running water a just a little to late... Her eyes widened as she blushed an interesting shade of bright red, She quickly turned around, and shut the door slowly. She then leaned against the door before sliding down and landing in a heap on the floor.
'Oh my Kami...'
Before she had anytime to really think about what had just happened, the bathroom door opened and Wufei stepped out pointing a gun directly at her. He frowned when he saw her. "I thought I heard someone come into the bathroom..."
Yumi blushed at least 30 different shades of red. "I-I I'm so sorry!!!" She said, folding her legs underneath her and pressing her head down to the ground in an act of submission. "I didn't hear the water until to late... But I swear that I did not see anything I shouldn't have!"
She then stood before him, her eyes tightly closed, waiting for the blow that would follow her apology. She tentatively opened one eye when the expected strike did not come.
"What are you doing?" She heard a voice from the other side of the room ask. Yumi whirled around to see Wufei pulling a black shirt over his head. "B-but... why?" She asked curiously.
Wufei looked up at her. "Why what?"
She looked at him and turned red, "N-nothing" She stuttered, "It's nothing..." She then turned around and was about to enter the bathroom, but then she remembered something. "Um... Wufei? Do you have-" A set of clothes being flung at her shut her up. "Thank you." She said, catching them lightly in her left hand, which was thankfully chocolate-free. Regaining her usual cheeky attitude, she smiled at him and said, "Oh, and just because I accidentally went in while you were in there, doesn't mean you can try anything. Got it?" She then went in to take a shower.
Wufei growled under his breath. 'Who does she think I am, Duo?'
Speaking of the braided baka, Wufei wondered what had happened when Yumi caught up with him. But then he thought back to what had happened when he had come out of the bathroom. 'Why did she bow down so low? And why was she so surprised when he walked away, what exactly was she expecting him to do? Hit her or something?' Wufei shook his head, she couldn't possibly have thought that, where would she have gotten that notion anyways?
He stored away the information in his brain for future pondering. (tee hee, that's a funny word!!!) Wufei then settled down on the matt located by his bed for some meditation while he waited for Yumi to finish in the shower.
~Some random amount of time later~
Yumi smiled as she walked out of the bathroom, she was nice and clean. At the moment she was wearing the clothes that Wufei had lent her, a to-large pair of black training pants with a black tie to hold them on her slim form, and a dark blue guy's tank top... Sadly the syrup had soaked through her shirt, and now she was stuck without a bra. Oh well, good thing the shirt was loose.
Looking around the room, she finally spotted Wufei, he was currently sitting Indian style on a matt by the bed. Since he appeared to be deep in meditation, she decided to sit on the bed until he came back to reality. 'Well... I guess it would be ok if I just rested my eyes for a bit..." Those were her last conscious thoughts, because the second her head hit the pillows, she was in a deep sleep.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Leiko: Whadda ya know, 8 pages, and I still haven't made Wufei give Yumi her answer!!! Oh, I'm good.
Yumi: He had better say yes, or I'm going to hurt him, then you!
Duo: Trust me on this one, you do NOT want to get this girl mad...
*Duo shudders as he remembered what happened when she caught him*
Duo: You DEFINITELY don't want to see her mad...
Yumi: Read and Review, because if you don't, she might not write the next chapter...
Wufei: Did you ever get that disclaimer out of Leiko?
Leiko: You want me to dismember Duo in the next chapter?
Wufei: That's not what I-actually, that'll work.
Lawyers: Well?
Leiko: I'm sorry did you say something?
Lawyers: Yes, we want you to do your disclaimer!
Leiko: You want me to do my distance running?
Lawyers: NO, YOUR DISCLAIMER!!!!!!
Leiko: My distracting game boy?
Lawyers: NO!!!!!! AGH!!!!!!
Suki: She's not going to listen to you she has selective listening.
Lawyers: Huh?
Suki: Let me give you another example, lingerie.
Duo: What?
Suki: See?
Lawyers: We still don't really understand...
Suki: Fine, maybe another example will help... Relena.
*Door slams*
Lawyers: What was that?
Suki: Heero, that is his selective listening... He hears the name "Relena" and he's gone.
Lawyers: But this still doesn't give us our disclaimer...
Leiko: What about my llama?
Suki: Ignore her; anyway she doesn't own Gundam Wing/AC.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Heero's face suddenly appeared on the screen, breaking up the embarrassing moment. "Wufei, We're done here. Meet us at base Omega... Bring the girl."
"Why does Wu-man get the hot chick?" Came Duo's voice as he too appeared on the screen.
"Shut up and get going."
Yumi looked at the screen as all of the gundam pilots appeared on Wufei's screen... So that they could argue...
"Duo, Trowa's right, this is not the time to be fooling around."
Yumi began to get dizzy as they all began talking at once. "Are they always like this?"
Wufei nodded, before blocking all of his fellow pilots. "Come on, we have to get to the Omega base."
"Why do I have to come?"
He glanced down at her and began staring intently at her face while Yumi squirmed under his gaze. After what seemed like ages, he finally stopped staring and faced the screen again. "You have to come because you are safer with us, and will remain with us until we have eliminated the threat."
"Is that all? I can take care of myself you know..." Yumi informed him moodily.
"Yes, and if back there was an example of 'taking care of yourself,' then you'll be dead by morning." He said with a slight smirk.
Yumi glared at him before turning her head away. She sighed and decided to go ahead and face the real issue. "Look... I'm sorry I dragged you into this... But I will need your answer before I see my family again..."
"Hn." Wufei said, adopting a pensive/agitated mood.
The silence was so thick; it could be cut with a knife... No really, Yumi took Wufei's knife and cut the silence... It was weird. (Sorry, filler sentence)
A shrill bringing brought them out of their respective thoughts. Wufei's hand flew to his waist where he pulled a cell phone out of his pocket. "Hello?" He asked in an irritated voice. "What makes you think I want to? ...Shinju Kasamura? Hell no. ...I don't care what her dowry is... I understand. But that does not change my decision... I am aware of that... I will find one on my own... No I will not reconsider. Goodbye."
"What were you talking about?" Yumi asked in a confused voice, laced with a hint of annoyance, and another tone he couldn't quite figure out.
He shrugged it off. "None of your business."
Yumi's eyebrow twitched. "You mentioned my sister's name." She said, hiding her annoyance by using a calm, slightly interested tone.
He just shrugged again wishing that she would drop the subject. Sighing Yumi held her hands up in defeat. "Fine, don't tell me."
Wufei nodded and refocused on the screen. "We'll be there in approximately 2 minutes."
Yumi hid a smirk; she had taken his cell phone. She WOULD find out what he was talking about.
Exactly three minutes later they landed at what Yumi supposed was the Omega base. "I need a veil." She said rather unexpectedly.
Wufei looked down at her, truth be told, he had forgotten about that little problem. "Tough."
Yumi twitched for the third time that day. "Do you expect me to go anywhere without one? I can't exactly be engaged to every male I might see!"
Wufei rolled his eyes, and before she could complain further, he scooped her up bridal style and jumped out of the cockpit. Landing on the ground he began walking into the complex.
"HEY!!! DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME!?!?! PUT ME DOWN!!!!!!!!" Yumi yelled as she began struggling against Wufei's iron grip. Getting away seemed to be impossible since he was holding her to close for her to use her arms, or her legs for that matter.
Yumi sighed and resigned herself to her fate... But only after she had expended all of her extra energy, and by this time the pair had gone through about 20 corridors, all of them looking exactly the same. "So... Where are we going?" She asked, her curiosity getting the better of her.
Wufei glanced down at her in surprise, he hadn't been expecting her to talk to him in a civil manner for a little while longer. Looking back up he responded in an almost bored tone. "My room."
"WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!" Yumi screamed, making him inwardly cringe.
His ears still ringing he glared at her out of annoyance. "Yes, I'm going to leave you in there while I go get you a veil."
"Well, why are you leaving me there? Why can't I come with you?" She asked calmly, realizing he hadn't meant anything by his previous statement.
"Well, as you said, you can't exactly 'be engaged to every male' you might see. And I have to walk past the men's barracks to reach the women's."
"Oh..."
"Master Chang,"
Wufei turned his head to see who was talking to him... It was a lieutenant from his elite group. "Turn around Heung." He ordered.
"Wha-but may I ask why sir?" The young man said looking confused, he obviously hadn't seen Yumi yet.
"No you may not, and I said turn around lieutenant!"
"Yes sir!" Heung said, knowing better than to question this particular pilot. Duo and Quatre were safe to question, Trowa as well if you had a reason, but it wasn't the smartest thing to question the other two. Heero was just plain scary and would pull a gun on anyone, as for Wufei well... No one had questioned him yet.
"Kami Wufei, there's no need to make the guy pee in his pants!"
"Whatever."
Heung was stunned, Wufei, the unbelievably scary and stiff Dragon master, was allowing a girl to repremand him... And what was he doing with a girl anyway?
"Well lieutenant, what is so urgent?" Wufei asked, snapping his subordinate out of his thoughts.
"Oh, uh right sir. Your advisers just called here and told me to inform you that it was urgent that you return to your civilian quarters immediately."
"Did they say why?"
"Um... Yes sir, I believe it was something about meeting a woman, sir."
Wufei rolled his eyes in disgust... he had already turned that idea down, what were the elders thinking? "Tell them that I have more important matters to attend to."
"Yes, so get moving!" Yumi said irately.
"I am not your little slave boy! We will leave when I decide to leave!"
"Um... sir?" Heung said uncertainly, "Are you sure you want me to tell them that? I mean, they said that it was top priority..."
"Yes, go tell them that, he said to didn't he? So shoo!!!" Yumi said, startling the lieutenant.
"Yes Ma'am." He said before leaving to deliver the message.
"Who said that you could order around my men?" Wufei said, glaring at the girl he held securely in his arms.
"Who cares? Now come on, I'm getting tired."
"You're getting tired?" He practically yelled, "I'm the one carrying you around!!!"
She gave him a deadpan look, "You moron, I meant that I am getting sleepy..."
"Hmph." He said, turning his head to the side.
Seconds later they reached the Chinese pilot's room. Setting her down gently, he unlocked the door and stepped into his room motioning for her to follow.
Yumi followed him silently, still not quite sure as to why he had been carrying her... Although it could have something to do with the fact that she would have bolted back towards his Gundam in an attempt not to be seen... Disregarding the fact that it wasn't exactly the smartest thing to do...
"Stay here, I'll be back in a few minutes."
"Alright."
The slamming door signaled her to his departure. Settling herself on his bed, she examined his room to pass the time. It was surprisingly clean for a man... Although he did seem like something of a control freak. So it would stand to reason if he was a control freak about his room. As far as she could see, everything was in immaculate order... Except there was one piece of string poking out from under his bed.
She frowned... No, there was probably a reason for it to be there... She wasn't going to let her perfectionist ways control her... Oh who was she kidding?
Bending down she reached out an arm and pulled the string. It turns out that the string was attached to a ramp... A ramp? Uh oh... There was a rolling sound, and then a few other noises...
SPLOOSH!!!!!! Yumi's eyebrow began twitching uncontrollably... She had found out the reason for the string. She was now sitting on Wufei's bed... Covered in chocolate syrup. 'Whoever did this, is going to suffer a slow and painful death... Courtesy of me.'
"I'm b-" Wufei stopped short upon seeing Yumi. He raised an eyebrow.
"Who?" She asked in a surprisingly calm voice.
Just then the door opened a second time. "Hey Wu-man, looks like you fell for my trick!" Duo said mistaking Yumi for Wufei.
"Maxwell." Wufei said coldly from behind him.
"Wait, what? But then who?" Duo muttered facing the bed again. "Oh, right, you're that chick that Wufei brought back." He said grinning dumbly.
"I'm a nice person, so I'll give you a 1 minute head start..."
Duo's eyes widened as he started backing away. She was even scarier than Wufei.
"And it started 1 minute ago." With that Duo took off down the hall, Yumi following closely on his heels.
15 minutes later, Yumi caught up with him in the kitchen, and walked him into a corner. "So, you like deserts do you?" She asked, a malicious glint in her eye. As luck would have it Duo was backed into a corner without any ammo, and Yumi was standing right next to the desert cart. Smirking, she picked up two cans of whip cream and advanced upon her prey.
~1 hour later~
A happily grinning Yumi walked back into Wufei's room. "Hey Wufei, where's the-"
Yumi trailed off when she saw that he wasn't even in the room. Frowning, she decided to find the bathroom herself, she was still covered in chocolate, and she wanted to be clean. So she began the methodical motions of opening and closing doors until she found her destination. There were three doors...
So, she decided to start on her left. Nope, closet. Nope, training room. Nope, door to corridor. So, it was the last one.
Yumi walked foreword and turned the handle, her mind registering the sound of running water a just a little to late... Her eyes widened as she blushed an interesting shade of bright red, She quickly turned around, and shut the door slowly. She then leaned against the door before sliding down and landing in a heap on the floor.
'Oh my Kami...'
Before she had anytime to really think about what had just happened, the bathroom door opened and Wufei stepped out pointing a gun directly at her. He frowned when he saw her. "I thought I heard someone come into the bathroom..."
Yumi blushed at least 30 different shades of red. "I-I I'm so sorry!!!" She said, folding her legs underneath her and pressing her head down to the ground in an act of submission. "I didn't hear the water until to late... But I swear that I did not see anything I shouldn't have!"
She then stood before him, her eyes tightly closed, waiting for the blow that would follow her apology. She tentatively opened one eye when the expected strike did not come.
"What are you doing?" She heard a voice from the other side of the room ask. Yumi whirled around to see Wufei pulling a black shirt over his head. "B-but... why?" She asked curiously.
Wufei looked up at her. "Why what?"
She looked at him and turned red, "N-nothing" She stuttered, "It's nothing..." She then turned around and was about to enter the bathroom, but then she remembered something. "Um... Wufei? Do you have-" A set of clothes being flung at her shut her up. "Thank you." She said, catching them lightly in her left hand, which was thankfully chocolate-free. Regaining her usual cheeky attitude, she smiled at him and said, "Oh, and just because I accidentally went in while you were in there, doesn't mean you can try anything. Got it?" She then went in to take a shower.
Wufei growled under his breath. 'Who does she think I am, Duo?'
Speaking of the braided baka, Wufei wondered what had happened when Yumi caught up with him. But then he thought back to what had happened when he had come out of the bathroom. 'Why did she bow down so low? And why was she so surprised when he walked away, what exactly was she expecting him to do? Hit her or something?' Wufei shook his head, she couldn't possibly have thought that, where would she have gotten that notion anyways?
He stored away the information in his brain for future pondering. (tee hee, that's a funny word!!!) Wufei then settled down on the matt located by his bed for some meditation while he waited for Yumi to finish in the shower.
~Some random amount of time later~
Yumi smiled as she walked out of the bathroom, she was nice and clean. At the moment she was wearing the clothes that Wufei had lent her, a to-large pair of black training pants with a black tie to hold them on her slim form, and a dark blue guy's tank top... Sadly the syrup had soaked through her shirt, and now she was stuck without a bra. Oh well, good thing the shirt was loose.
Looking around the room, she finally spotted Wufei, he was currently sitting Indian style on a matt by the bed. Since he appeared to be deep in meditation, she decided to sit on the bed until he came back to reality. 'Well... I guess it would be ok if I just rested my eyes for a bit..." Those were her last conscious thoughts, because the second her head hit the pillows, she was in a deep sleep.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Leiko: Whadda ya know, 8 pages, and I still haven't made Wufei give Yumi her answer!!! Oh, I'm good.
Yumi: He had better say yes, or I'm going to hurt him, then you!
Duo: Trust me on this one, you do NOT want to get this girl mad...
*Duo shudders as he remembered what happened when she caught him*
Duo: You DEFINITELY don't want to see her mad...
Yumi: Read and Review, because if you don't, she might not write the next chapter...
Wufei: Did you ever get that disclaimer out of Leiko?
Leiko: You want me to dismember Duo in the next chapter?
Wufei: That's not what I-actually, that'll work.