Here I am again folks! Thank you for reading! This is a little sooner than I had expected, but that is a good thing, yes? Please review, I get depressed when no one does. (I do not own Bleach; I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho. I own not the characters or the settings.) Also note: in different translations of Bleach death gods are also called soul reapers.

"But sir," objected a blue ogre, "this isn't time for a nap! Aren't you worried that Yusuke and the others haven't checked back in yet?"

"How dare you argue with me, ogre," mumbled a toddler. He pulled his tall blue puffy hat over his eyes. The word 'Jr.' was clearly printed on the front. "My team is strong. It's not like a death god is going to attack them." He tugged his pink blanket up to his chin. "Good night, George."

"But sir…"

"Shut the door on your way out and turn off the lights." The toddler stuck his thumb in his mouth and sucked on it and his pacifier at eh same time.

Looking at him George wondered how he managed to sleep on his desk like that. Sighing he flipped the light switch and shut the door. And screamed.

"Is this the place?" Ichigo rubbed the back of his neck. "It seems so large." So it was. Compared to the gate alone Ichigo looked like a very, very, very very very very small midget. And that's just the gate too…

Botan had 'graciously' flown them all the way to the front of King Enma's palace. That is to say she had Yusuke tie them together and tied the end of the rope to her oar.

"Well, shall we ...er… go in?" Poor Botan she was sweating bullets.

"We'll never know anything if we stay here," Ishida bluntly pointed out. He had temporarily come out of pondering the origin of the title 'Quincy' as soon as they were about 2 kilometers in the air. You can be assured that as soon as he retuned to his own world he would be doing research on the topic. (However that might be a little hard since he was the only remaining Quincy)

"Right, I'm…uh… opening up the gate now." Botan gently brushed her fingertips against the door. Immediately they swung inward (away from everyone).

There was a bright light and for a few seconds no one could see. One thought was on everyone's minds, this must be a very important place. Their theories on what might be on the inside were interrupted by a yell, "Someone get me more paperclips!"

"Coming!"

"The copier is broken!"

"Tell Lord Koenma I need these papers signed as soon as he wakes up!"

Nap?

"Coming through! Important documents here!"

It only took a moment for their eyesight to clear, what they saw they would never forget for as long as they lived. The entire chamber was filled with cubicles and many blue ogres were running around in tiger-skinned loincloths. It was mass confusion, each and every one of them were running around carrying stacks of papers, some taller than they were.

"What is this place?" asked Inoue (the long haired girl, she was the only one not dumb stuck by the place, to her it was as natural as talking cats).

"Spirit World Headquarters!..." Botan sweated some more "…Here the ogres fill out paper work and bring the completed forms to Koenma for approval."

"So, it's like this all the time?" Ichigo scowled.

For some reason the ogres all stopped what they were doing and looked at the door. You could have heard a pin drop. A dark mist seemed to settle in over all the heads of Spirit World employees as their eyes disappeared into shadow. The tension quickly came to a head and the dam broke. Every one dropped their papers (or threw them in the air, depending on how heavy their loads were) and ran around with their hands in the air.

"Help me!"

"It's a death god!"

"Don't kill me!"

"That guy has really weird hair!"

Ichigo's fist shook, they had no right to talk about his hair. He was standing there with a guy with girly red hair and a girl with natural blue hair for crying out loud.

Slowly the workers began to stop running in circles and decided that hiding behind (and under) the desks. The entire room seemed to shudder with terror.

"Heh, Koenma's office is on the top floor," Kurama gave a gentle smile. "Follow me." Still smiling he led them to a strange magic circle in a corner. "Koenma" he whispered when every one had gathered within the boundaries of the circle.

"Kurama, why is it that every one here is afraid of us except you, Hiei, and the humans?" asked Rukia.

"The reason for that is that the humans don't know any better."

"Hey what about you and that short guy? Rukia said that you didn't feel human to her," asked Ichigo.

"That is to say that Hiei and I are unlike everyone else here. For we are demons."

"Ehhhhhhhh?" was the general consensus from the newcomers as they were enveloped in a white light and disappeared.

No, that is not the end. Tune in next time for more. Please rate me, if you only let me know that you want me to write more and/or that you like my work I will be forever grateful!

Now for never asked questions…

Where are Yusuke and Kuwabara when the Bleach characters go to Spirit World?

You see, they are alive and cannot go there without dieing (again for Yusuke).

Then how do the Bleach characters get to Spirit World without dieing?

They are from a different dimension and their ectoplasmic matter is slightly off with that of the Yu Yu Hakusho world. Thus allowing them to cross over from living world to Spirit World with no problems.

When was the last time you checked to see if you had a brain?

I have a brain? News to me.

Look for chapter three in two to three weeks!