A/N: This is, personally, my favourite of all of my parodies - it took a while to write, but it spawned the other parodies.The original isa wonderful song, and I hope I've done it justice!Vader's POVtowards the end of the original trilogy.
Reviewing the Situation
Darth Vader: A Sith's got a heart
Hasn't he?
Joking apart
Hasn't he?
And while I'll be the first to admit that I wasn't a saint
I know that I wasn't really as black as they paint…
I'm reviewing
The situation
I was really not a villain all my life
I was in
A good formation
As a Jedi, and I even had a wife
And my wife was always good to me
And she'd do what she could for me
I felt betrayed, it bled in me
When Obi-Wan she led to me
She lied for me and cried for me
Because of me she died for me
I think I'd better think this out again
Jedi, all of you
Held me back
Obi-Wan, too
Held me back
But I punished you all for the rules and restrictions you placed
And now your traditions and teachings are going to waste
I'm reviewing
The situation
Yes, the Jedi all are enemies to me
Yet I find no
Alleviation
From the memories and guilt of all my deeds
I killed the Raiders, killed them all
And to the Dark side I did fall
I felt the fear when I was nine
I couldn't save my mom in time
Destroyed the Temple, killed my wife
And took my former mentor's life –
I think I'd better think this out again.
Yes, I turned away
From that path
Hated the way
Of that path
I've escaped from the limits the Jedi Code placed upon me
The Dark side now makes me as powerful as I could be
I'm reviewing
The situation
I'm a Dark Lord and a Dark Lord I will stay
You'll be seeing
No transformation
But it's wrong to be so evil every day
Now the Emperor has a task for me
But it's too much to ask from me
This awful life is not for me
It's getting far too hot for me
Is Dark or Light side right for me?
And who will come and fight for me?
Don't want my son to die for me
What do I do? He cries for me…
I think I'd better think this out again!