Hello! This is the Neko-chan!

This fanfic is my very first. It was originally posted in my anime club's site, and the responses were hilarious, lol . I never had any chapter names and I don't plan on putting any. I already have 7 chapters to upload right now!

It's purposely cheesy-soap-opera-ish. That's why the characters may seem a bit weird and out of character. Don't worry, I preserved their personalities occasionally throughout the fanfic.

Oh yeah, this fanfic is SERIOUSLY YAOI. Stay or leave, I don't care.

Warnings: Uhh...yaoiness? Lots of it?

Disclaimer: I dun own Yu-Gi-Oh, but my bro owns the term "Yaoi-oh", so ask me before you want to use it.

Chapter 1

Yugi has a fight with Tea.

Tea: Yugi, you're NEVER there when I need you! You're always buried in those stupid cards of yours. Do you even love me anymore?

Yugi: What?!? They're aren't just ANY cards!

Tea: You don't kiss me before I go to bed anymore!

Yugi: Well, I'm REALLY busy making up new strategies to duel Kaiba.

Tea: Kaiba. Kaiba. That's all I hear about! It's as if you love him more than me.

Yugi: Well, guess what, I DO.

Tea: ::gasp::

Yugi: In fact, we've been together for 6 months. Day AND night. If you know what I mean.

Tea: ::horribly pale with terror:: Yu...gi...

Yugi: I'm going to see him RIGHT NOW.

Tea: FINE! I don't need you anymore! GO AWAY! ::cries::

Yugi: ::runs off::

Tea: ::swallows 7 tablets of random pills::

......meanwhile......

Yugi: Kaiba!

Kaiba: Yugi!

Yugi: Oh, my love, my true sweet love...

Kaiba: I haven't seen you for so long! Where have you been?

Yugi: Ah, I had a little skirmish. Nothing much.

Kaiba: Well...I have something to tell you....

Yugi: Yes, sweetheart?

Kaiba: I'm...pregnant.

Yugi: ::gasp:: How...what...

Kaiba: Look, this is all your fault.

Yugi: What? What do you mean?

Kaiba: You don't remember? That one night...we decided to celebrate our anniversary ....and had a lil party for ourselves, some fine red wine....

Yugi: Oh....

Kaiba: You know what you did.

Yugi: What I did?? You put the moves on ME.

Kaiba: What?? I can resist your so-called "moves".

Yugi: No, you can't.

Kaiba: Yeah, you're right. You're just way..too..hot...for me.

Yugi: :sigh: Now what are we're going to do?

Kaiba: I....I guess we're going to have a baby.

Yugi: All right, my love, ::clasps Kaiba's hands:: we can do this. Our everlasting love will pull us through...

Kaiba: ::sniff:: Just one thing...I'm sorry...I panicked...I said something I shouldn't have...

Yugi: What?

Kaiba: ::sigh:: I..I guess I have to tell you the truth... breaks down into uncontrollable sobs::

Yugi: C'mon, you can tell me. I love you...

Kaiba: :: sniff:: This isn't your baby.

DUM DUM DUM....