Sorry if there are weird typos...transferring stuff from Word does strange things...
Warnings: Can't think of any.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yugioh.
Episode 2
Yugi: What?!? What do you...mean?? ::tears well up in his eyes::
Kaiba: I didn't mean it! I didn't mean to sleep with Peg...::gasps and hastily covers mouth::
Yugi: With WHO?
Kaiba: Peg...gy. Peggy. This...new girl.
Yugi: Peg...asus?
Kaiba: NO! No, it's not Pegasus!
Yugi: You...betrayed me....for THAT...man...::vicious look in teary eyes:: How could you DO this to me?!? ::bursts into uncontrollable sobs::
Kaiba: Yugi...please...don't be unreasonable...
Yugi: Unreasonable...UNREASONABLE?!? You were my love! You were my LIFE! And you...you...backstabbed me!!
Kaiba: Yugi...
Yugi: Don't touch me!
Kaiba: stunned ::sniff:: I..I have to go then...
Yugi: Yes, go, GO! Go to your beloved PEGASUS!
::Kaiba slowly backs away, then runs off::
-Meanwhile, on a sofa in a dark, warm den with a fireplace in Kaiba's mansion-
Mokuba: This is dangerous! What if someone finds out?
Noah: Oh Mokuba, you worry way too much. Did I ever tell you you have beautiful hair? ::lovingly strokes Mokuba's beautiful hair:: >smooch
Mokuba: What if in!
Noah: ::nuzzles up with Mokuba:: Ugh, that brother of yours disgusts me. Now, let's get back to you...
Mokuba: Oh Noah...
Noah: Mokuba...I knew from the day I met you...that you were the one...
Mokuba: ::nestled in Noah's arms:: Oh Noah, you're soOoOo romantic.
Noah: I...love you...::closes onto Mokuba's lips::
-smooch smooch-
>Noah and Mokuba
make out
BOOM >Slamming the door open, Kaiba bursts in
Mokuba: ::gasp:: Seto...
Kaiba: Mokuba...whah..what are you doing?!?
Pegasus:: leans over Kaiba's shoulder Oh...it looks like this room's occupied, sugarbun. Come on, there are other rooms where we can get some..."rest".
Kaiba: NOAH?!? Get your filthy hands off my brother! ::rushes over::
Mokuba: No! Please! Stop! Don't hurt him!
Noah: We meet again, Seto Kaiba.
Kaiba: Yes, and on less than pleasant terms.
Noah: Not really, Mokuba and I WERE having a pretty good time...
Kaiba: Shut up! What did you do to him?
Noah: ::shrugs cooly:: Nothing. I love him and he loves me. Simple as that.
Kaiba: You messed with his mind! Like last time in your stupid virtual world...::gasps as the sting of realization hits him:: You didn't...
Noah: Oh, what did Mokie and I do last time? Dunno, maybe a little champagne there, some roses, a smooch here, maybe a butt rub there, nothing, really.
Kaiba: N...oah...
Pegasus: Seto! Darling! Think of the baby!
Mokuba: Say what?
WHAM >Door slams open again, and the click of a gun is heard
voice: Stop right there, Seto Kaiba.
DUM DUM DUM DUMMMM......