Warnings: Total Tea bashing, a little gun violence...
Disclaimer: I didn't do it! I didn't come up with Yu-Gi-Oh! ::dramatically cries::
Chapter 3
>a dark figure appears and walks towards the light
Mokuba: Tea?!?
Tea: Yes, it's me...and I'm here for your #$'in brother, the evil monster who stole my love! ::aims gun towards Kaiba::
Pegasus: No! Please! Leave him alone! ::steps in front of Kaiba::
Kaiba: Step aside, Pegasus, I can handle this.
Pegasus: But, sweetheart...
Kaiba: I...I know I can...I don't want you to get hurt.
Pegasus: I'll stay right here with you...::grasps Kaiba's hand::
Tea: What IS this?!? Kaiba, you vicious snake, you stole my Yugi away from me! Why is Pegasus hanging around you all of the sudden??? ::gasp::
Kaiba: I...::squeezes Pegasus's hand:: I love Pegasus. Yugi was just a..."side dish".
Tea: You STOLE him and then ABANDONED him?!? You...horrible...::starts to pull the trigger::
BAM!
-Tea falls to the floor-
Noah: ::blows the smoke off his gun:: Finally, that wretch needed to shut up.
Mokuba: Noah! How...what...
Noah: I couldn't let her hurt you...my love.
Mokuba: Oh Noah...::rushes into Noah's arms::
Kaiba: STAY AWAY FROM HIM!! ::grabs Mokuba::
Mokuba: NO! I love him, Seto! Please!! ::struggles::
Yugi: bursts into the room Kaiba! There you are!
Kaiba: ::lets go of Mokuba:: Yugi...
Yugi: All those love poems, red roses, those late nights...did they mean ANYTHING to you?!?
Kaiba: Yes! I mean no! Or yes! I...I really don't know...
Yugi: You! Pegasus! You stole my Kaiba...
Pegasus: Hmm..well...I'm MUCH more handsome and debonair...
Yugi: You bastard! ::rushes to punch Pegasus::
Pegasus and Yugi fight
Yugi: ::grabs Pegasus's Louis Vuitton wallet:: What's this? ::gasp:: -holds up a picture of Pegasus mingling with Duke-
Noah: It seems that Pegasus has found a new "side dish" for himself.
Kaiba: ::gasp:: SHUT UP! Pegasus, what is this?!?
Pegasus: Well, we met when he was introducing me to Dungeon Dice Monsters. Great game, but we got tired of playing with dice after awhile. I offered him a bit of champagne, we had a nice chat, and later we decided to play...with each other.
Kaiba: TRAITOR!
Pegasus: And when I heard about the baby, I figured I was going to need a new...how to put it..."exercise partner"....
Kaiba: How DARE you...
Pegasus: Ah, well, life's life...I have my fun, you have my child, and..
Kaiba: You can have THIS! ::punches Pegasus in the face::
-Pegasus is out cold-
Yugi: Hmph. Now, let's get back to..hey, whah...
YU-GI-OH!!!
Yami Yugi takes over
Yami Yugi: Kaiba...I've waited a long time to see you...sweetheart.
DUM DUM DUMMM