Warnings: Not really a warning, but from now on I'm calling the chapters "episodes" like I did in my anime club's site. It's to keep the soap opera atmosphere around, ahaha.
Disclaimers: La la la....Yu-Gi-Oh is not mInE....
Episode 5
Kaiba: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Yami: Oh no, that's Kaiba! ::scrambles out of bed and rushes out of the room::
Kaiba: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Yami:>gasps and pants as he stops in front of Kaiba's door Kaiba! What's wrong?!?
Kaiba: Oh, Yami! ::hastily pulls on his frilly, lace-trimmed, satin pink nightgown, the one with a little Watapon embroidered in the corner::
Yami: Kaiba? Are you in there?
Kaiba: >bursts out of the door, all pale and shaken up Yami! It's terrible! I'm sorry!! I guess I got so drunk last night I didn't know what I was doing!! I had no idea!!
Yami: What are you talking about?
Kaiba: Look in.. lip trembles ...there...::points to room::
::the mysterious "bedside boyfriend" snores as his limp body rolls off the bed and his head bonks off the ground. As his familiar putrid blue-green hair slides off his face, his identity turns out to be...::
Yami: WEEVIL UNDERWOOD?!?
Kaiba: Ohhgh..::faints into Yami's arms::
Yami: >sigh Don't worry, we'll get it all straightened out, sweetheart. ::smooches Kaiba as he gently places him down::
::Yami walks into the bedroom::
Weevil: >still sound asleep Ahh..you have lovely brown hair, my dearrrr...so beautiful..so long and fluffy... >snores
Yami: Ugh...::nudges Weevil away::
>notices a strange, large, lump on the other side of the bed
Yami: What the...::uncovers the lump::
Yami: OO
Yami: >pales and shivers Oh...$#.
-Meanwhile, an exhausted Mokuba wanders into the kitchen-
Mokuba: >yawns ahhh.....whah?
Pegasus: >is donning a cute pink plaid apron and maid cap HelloOoOo, little one. I woke up rather hungry so I decided to make breakfast for whoever wants it. Care for a crumpet? ::charming smile ding ::
Mokuba: Oo Err...no thanks. What's up with her? >points to the completely wasted, drooling, snoring, Tea propped up by a chair at a small coffee table
Pegasus: Oh, her. She's just totally out of it. She wakes up every 30 minutes and yells something obscure like "Gimme a smoke!" or "Caffiene?? Where IS the CAFFIENE?!?" and collapses right back asleep. Perhaps bacon might keep her up...::hums and goes back to cooking::
Mokuba: >sigh Oh, well...
Pegasus: Hmm? >continues scrambling eggs Do you need something, my dear?
Mokuba: Oh, nothing. I was just wondering if you've seen Noah around lately. We were SUPPOSED to meet last night to..uhh..watch some late night TV...but noOo, he stood me up...
DUM DUM DA DUMMM...