On a Thanksgiving Break long ago: As a lovely present, I decided to make up a "Thanksgiving special" version of my fanfic AND an episode. Whohoo!! When I mean "special," I mean like the kind you would find in anime that tie in with the series but have no real impact on the actual storyline. Yeah, those random episode thingies...

No, this special doesn't really have anything to do with Thanksgiving except for maybe Pegasus's obsession with cooking. It was made up during Thanksgiving break.

A poll is mentioned in this fanfic. I conducted a poll in my anime club's site, in which I listed all the characters that appeared in my fanfic so far and asked people which character they liked best. The third place award went to Kaiba. Yami Yugi held second place. And first place went to...

"The crumpet Pegasus offers Mokuba"

Yeah, seriously.

I wanted to use the first place winner to base my special off of, and well, I did.

No, I'm not British. I haven't eaten a crumpet before, either.

Warnings: I do not mean offense to real reporters or DJs. Or crumpets.

Disclaimer: You know the deal...

Thanksgiving Special

-Pegasus is humming to "I Feel Like A Woman" as he is daintily adjusting his cute pink maid cap upon his head and begins to look through the cookbook-

Pegasus: Hmm...what to do, what to do...

>ding dong

Pegasus: Hmm? It seems that we have company. Mokuba? Would you get that...

-Mokuba is snoring away on the breakfast table and has the harmonious quality of a kitchen blender attempting to grind up a brick-

Pegasus: Oh well, guess I'll have to take care of things myself.

-a large clamor of people yelling at and shoving each other is heard outsde the door-

Pegasus: My, my, who could these people be?

::opens door::

-whoosh-
-A wind blows over the shocked hodgepodge group of previously barbarian-aggresive reporters armed with dozens of microphones and cameras of all shapes and sizes. The reporters are staring because they had no idea Pegasus was at Kaiba's mansion, and he is standing before them with a pink maid cap on his head and a pink apron around his surprisingly slender waist. Pegasus is staring because he is wondering if he has enough ingredients to make crumpets for all of them-

Pegasus: Yes? Who may you be?

Random reporter#1: Erhem, we are all distinguished reporters from all of Japan, and we all want to interview Mr. Seto Kaiba as sort of a.."Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" kind of thing.

Pegasus: Well, I'm rich and famous! How come you never showed up at my door??? Hmph...

Random reporter#1: Because..uh..we KNOW that you have better things to do than pester you with silly questions! >charming smile

Pegasus: And Kaiba boy doesn't?? Ugh, I'm dis-GUSTED... >about to close door

Random reporter#1: Wait, wait! No! We haven't interviewed you because...er..heck..these are the questions we want to ask Kaiba.. >whispers in Pegasus's ear

::Pegasus's face lights up with delight as he squeals with glee::

Pegasus: Oh, well then! Come on in. Wipe your feet on the carpet, don't break anything, and try not to steal the furniture....oh, Kaiba!! Kaiba dArLiNg!!

>Yami Yugi comes into the living room, dragging his precious boyfriend

Yami: Kaiba's kind of out for the moment...::grimaces as he attempts to place Mr. Sleeping Beauty on the couch::

>Nevertheless, the crazed reporters rush over to scene and begin screaming at poor Kaiba to try to wake him up

Pegasus: No, NO! You have to use this! ::waves a fresh, steaming, crumpet underneath Kaiba's nose::

Kaiba: Ergh... >slowly comes to

Pegasus: See? It never fails... >pops crumpet into mouth as he strolls back towards the kitchen

Random reporter#2: Mr. Kaiba! ::shoves mic in front of Kaiba's face:: There are rumors that you are pregnant. Is this true???

Kaiba: >rather drowsily Ugh...err...

Yami: Leave him alone!

Random reporter #3: You! Mr. Yugi Motou! How do manage a relationship with a man that has social problems...

Random reporter #4:...only hangs out with his younger brother...

Random reporter #5:...is supposedly pregnant...

Random reporter #6:...and has had multiple affairs with many men...not necessarily one at a time??

Yami: Uhh... thinking: Heart of the Cards, guide me!!

--embarrassing pause--

Yami: Um...with love from the bottom of my heart? >hopeful smile

>huge groan from the crowd

Kaiba: >is fully awake Huh? What's going on?

Random reporter#7: Mr. Seto Kaiba! How many men have you slept with??

Kaiba: That's none of your business!

Random reporter #7: 2? 6? 9??

Pegasus: >from the kitchen Too many to count!

Kaiba: Shut up!

Random reporter #8: Mr. Kaiba sir, we have taken a poll to see how popular you are around Japan...

Kaiba: I REALLY don't give a -bleep- --conveniently censored for proper live primetime TV viewing-

Random reporter #8: Well, the polls have shown that you are third to only Yami Yugi and a...British teatime snack food.

Kaiba: What?!?

Pegasus: Thank goodness for crumpets!

Kaiba: That idiot...

Random DJ with a gangsta Osakan accent: Mr. Kaiba, yo! What's ur favorite song, man? I'll play it for you on da radio sometime! Lemme guess..is it "Can't Help Falling in Love" by ATEENS?? >tries to resist Yami's unusually strong attempts to shove the crowd out the door

Kaiba: No!

Random DJ: "P.I.M.P." by Nelly?

Kaiba: NO!

Random DJ: Or is it "Oops, I Did It Again" by Britney Spe... WHAM! -door is shut-

Kaiba: Ugh... >faints onto couch

Yami: Kaiba!

DUM DUM DA DUM....

Anyone get the hidden meaning with the DJ's last guess?? LOL