Bwahahaha!

Does anybody get annoyed with the way I end my episodes? Well, too bad! I like a little dramatic music! ---unfortunantly

Warnings: The ending to this can be extremely disturbing. Even my own perverted bro, who edits my fanfic, couldn't speak for five seconds because of the shock. Then again, I've read worse. Maybe.

Disclaimer: Quit poking me!! No, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Leave me alone!

Episode 7

Pegasus: Whah...WHAT?? >pales and starts shaking violently No..no..you're kidding right???

Kaiba: Hmmph. I lost that stupid baby some time ago. Probably because of what I do at night..eheheh....

Pegasus: But..but...ah...whah....I was going to be a daddy!! >tears start to flow

Kaiba: Ha...as if. You would make a horrible dad...or mom, whatever. Now, my Yami here..he's the ONLY one for me...

Pegasus: >clutches a pillow Are you SURE???

Kaiba: Well, what do you think?? Of course I'm su..... >suddenly turns green -rushes off to the bathroom-

Pegasus: ...??

Mokuba: Hey, what happened? Mr. Pegasus, are you ok?

Yami: -slowly follows Mokuba into the living room- Where...where's Kaiba?

Pegasus: In the bathroom...sick. >bursts into tears

Yami: But Kaiba's not sick...

Mokuba: Isn't he pregnant? pats Pegasus's shoulder There, there, now...

Pegasus: >sniff He...says he isn't...but... >sniff ...I don't want to believe that...>sniffle sniffle

-our favorite bile-colored-hair dude comes strolling in-

Noah: Hello, Mokuba. >fingers hair in a snobby, rich-guy way How are you this lovely morning?

Mokuba: Completely furious at you! Where were you last night?!?

Noah: Err...wasn't I with you?

Yami: -slightly twitches-...

Kaiba: >still looks slightly ill Ughh...

Pegasus: Kaiba, I want you to get tested.

Kaiba: What?!? >covers mouth due to nausea Aggghhh...

Pegasus: >stands up I demand proof. I want an actual, recent, medical report that states... >sniffle ..that.. >sniff ...you're not pregnant. >breaks down and collapses onto the couch

Noah: What the...

-To keep Kaiba's "issues" a secret, a trusted doctor is hired to examine Kaiba-

Pegasus: ::paces in front of the door :: My, my..I hope my darling isn't sick.

>Noah and Mokuba are making out like vacuum cleaners with extreme emotional needs on a couch nearby

Yami: ...

-Suddenly, shouting is heard from the examining room-

>Kaiba's voice SAY WHAT?!? WHAT IN THE #$ ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??? THIS CAN'T BE POSSIBLE!!!

>a very professional voice It's true.

>Kaiba's voice WHAT KIND OF FAULTY EQUIPMENT DID YOU USE?!?

>the professional voice Yours.

-silence-

-The door opens-

Pegasus: Does my dumpling need me?? Am I a daddy-to-be???

Doctor: Well, Mr. Kaiba requests to see a...Mr. Yugi Motou?

Yami: That would be me.>follows doctor into room

-a few murmurs are heard from the room, then...-

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"

"There HAS to be something wrong!"

"No, sir, Mr. Kaiba's DNA database is extremely accurate. Not a single mistake."

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"

"Here..let me try this..."

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AAAAAHHhhhhhhh.....aaahhhhhh....ahh..ah...." >snoring sounds ensue

-door opens-

Pegasus: Yes? Please tell us what's going on dear doctor...

Doctor:"Dear doctor"?? Well, it is confirmed that Mr. Seto Kaiba IS pregnant. Which completely defies quite a few laws of human anatomy, may I add...

Pegasus: Oh, this is absolutely WONDERFUL news! I'm going to have a bAbY, I'm going to have a baAaAaby, I'm going... >continues singing and skipping around

Doctor: Erhem... >looks rather disturbed I'm sorry to disappoint you, but the father-to-be isn't you, Mr. Pegasus.

>Noah and Mokuba look up

Noah: Really?

Mokuba: Man, if this is what it's like to be a the CEO of Kaiba Corp, I don't think I wanna...

-Pegasus is frozen stiff, and only a few stammers are audible-

Pegasus: But....eh....ah....who???

Doctor: Well, uh..

Pegasus: >suddenly enflamed with intense rage Tell me, $# it!! WHO IS THE FATHER OF THE BABY???? >strangles and shakes the poor physician

Doctor: UUUAAAHH! GGGHHHH!! UUGGggghhhh.....::passes out::

Pegasus: ::lets the doctor go :: Oh, my. What have I done?? Tsk, tsk...that temper of mine....

Noah: Great. Now we don't know who the father is.

Yami: >walks out Sigh...

Mokuba: Yami, do you know who it is?

Yami: Yes, yes, I do...

Noah: So..give it up, would you?

Yami: ::nervously puts hands in pockets:: Well....::inhales deeply::

Mokuba: So?

.............

Noah: Man, c'mon. We don't have all day.

Mokuba and Noah: YAMI!!!

Yami: Alright...::breathes deeply again::

Yami: Congradulations, Noah, you're going to be a new father.

DUM DUM DUMMMM